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[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №7463
 03.07.2008
(talk about the work)

1 - Fuck the Village
Find out which thread.
You wake up at 5 in the morning.
12 hours or more.
Path to Sleep

2: here before them the unlimited inet will get to fuck they can

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №7462
 03.07.2008
<Roy> a girl and a girl. How much you?
<Olka> these questions are not asked to girls
<Olka> and in this tone - it's not beautiful
<Roy> and what tone do you prefer?
<Olka> in a more respectful
<Roy> please let us know your age, dear.
<Roy> dear Olga.
<Olka> for what purpose are you interested, dear?
<Roy> to twist and dismantle. What can be doubts.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №7461
 03.07.2008
Verity: Imagine, I came home today, and the computer was suddenly completely repaired) and the sound is working, and the contact, and the Diablo 3 page, finally, normally displays)) My brother, Leha says, everything itself))
C is crazy))
Q: My grandmother brought me!

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №7460
 03.07.2008
I’ve always been surprised at how cleverly the cursor jumps between letters and never encounters them.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №7459
 03.07.2008
XXX is
Go to study. Go to the park at 8)))

YYYY
I want to end without debt.

XXX is
I will not tempt you. Sit there, the botanist. Anyway, the weather is heroic, the beer is not delicious, the park was full.

XXX is
Your teacher is very interesting and exciting.

XXX is
Could I not go too? 😉

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №7458
 03.07.2008
Frost 16: The evening of the boring dazzler. The holiday is celebrated every Sunday, starting with the last numbers of April and ending with the last numbers of November. This holiday is ancient and dates back to Peter the First, who brought to Russia potatoes, tomatoes, tobacco and German governors. In such days, it is customary to gather with a dull and tired appearance on the platforms of suburban electric cars. And after that, retaining the suffering expression of the face to be filled in these very electricians, to close absolutely all the windows, sweat abundantly, unravel crosswords, smoke in battle-filled tambours, have fun in drunk and tell the neighbors in the store that the cucumbers need to be planted necessarily in the light of the full moon on the third week from the time the May bushes will begin to land on the nearest berries.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №7457
 03.07.2008
Drblack
It was 😉 😉
A friend told him how in the hospital he was cut out of appendicitis under complete anesthesia!
Grit - I hate doctors cheating with their humor! The doctor comes in after the operation, looks closely at me and speaks with such an undivided Odessa accent:
Whether you like it or not, you are a Jew.
He was barely sitting there while a member in a coward was spotting!!! to

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №7456
 03.07.2008
(((*{O_O}*))) (17:20:38 1/07/2008)
MaAam


(((*{O_O}*))) (17:20:43 1/07/2008)
I am offended!


mother (17:20:52 1/07/2008)
Who is? Give them shit!

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №7455
 03.07.2008
Do you have permission to send photos?
The Net! I am admin, I allow her to work.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №7454
 03.07.2008
Tork: Am I a Niffer?
Emily... Cousins? The Beard?
Tork: I am not a niffer. I am an artist
Where is Sharp?! to
Tagged: lost
by Nikita (%
Tork: During a fight with sculptors
It is Katie! (% of

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №7453
 03.07.2008
Hunger fucking...half of a plate lying to myself, so the soup is not scissed.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №7452
 03.07.2008
Where do I live?
I open the refrigerator, in a cup of strawberries, on top of the sticker:"strawberries not washing", below the signature: "So wash, strawberries", below:"You need? You and wash", below:"I have every one or it has already disappeared?", below:"who the thread throw out the strawberries!"....

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №7451
 03.07.2008
He holds the stick in his hands, Babok press lies in his pants Duet sometimes in a whistle Sometimes crushes on the curl He weighs a hundred kilograms Penalties "divides in half" Very loves his radar He is angry at the light bulge. He knows all the bushes everywhere, He knows how to take on the potts To fill the bacon press He is an inspector of the DPS!

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №7450
 03.07.2008
I received a letter with a job offer:

"Good morning
We will be pleased if you are engaged, and happy:), if you are interested that we have an open job C/C++ programmer. The platform is used: iPhone. Experience is welcome here: Objective C, BREW, J2ME, Symbian, Windows Mobile.
Terms and Conditions: PBT+ U.S. travel+ excellent team+ fork z/p (depending on your level)
If you are interested in the offer, we are waiting for your CV at : ####@##.com
With respect, Director of Staff"

Answered: "I was knowing and happy if you were delighted that you opened a programming job. Most of all interested in your offer me vilka z/p. Always dream of working for a fork – dollars equivalent. If you were happy or happy I will send you a CV for sure, just not knowing what it is.
What are you smoking?"
by Bear

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №7449
 03.07.2008
ooo to:
I saw a boy today.
ooo to:
I liked the eye.
ooo to:
I have his number.
ooo to:
Give him the first SMS to write.
ooo to:
Goodbye not to offer.
and AAA:
I want you.
ooo to:
I know you want me)) I need an SMS pretty much))

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №7448
 03.07.2008
Everyone is shaking...
Only the kids are proud of this.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №7447
 03.07.2008
I don’t remember the details, but somewhere.
My wife and I are in the bedroom, not so late in the morning, not so early in the evening.
Suddenly, in the kitchen, the whistle is not the fork, not the glasses - understandably, the cat
The dividing table. What is punishable. Well, I’m blowing up, like "Stay Out", and I’m running,
Soften in the kitchen. Three rooms with a turn. The Wife Running:
"You catch it, you catch it!"
I don’t know what the aunt thought, but in the kitchen she, fucking, stumbled".

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №7446
 03.07.2008
Heavy rains in Rostov. The offices share their impressions about the weather:
(17:37:35) goldfox: And I sat in front of the window, the work stopped... and I watched the stopping with a stream of dirty water.
(17:37:55) goldfox: It’s... it’s floating!
(17:38:44) goldfox: Probably... by the route went...

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №7445
 03.07.2008
My feet in my mouth, my feet in my mouth.
I have a familiar truck driver at Heseli. His phrase:
Mattis in my body!

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №7444
 03.07.2008
The news said that Chubais was offered a new job.
If Dmitry Medvedev reads the book, Mr. President, please send the red ambassador to Zimbabwe!! to

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