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[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №7283
 28.06.2008
Do you often laugh at the compound? and internally? And in the voice?
He is - internally almost constant... and I smile when the interiors can no longer withstand)))

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №7282
 28.06.2008
Thank you to the great OZ (provider in Tver) for the fact that they once again got something broken and they could not provide me and half the city with the internet for 4 days... I passed the exam for 5!!! to

Here people know when the session :)

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №7281
 28.06.2008
We are separated, we have too many different goals in life with her!
Do you have to eat, and she has a slavery of the galaxy?

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №7280
 28.06.2008
da2k: Spain, Spain... Well fuck it! And where are you asking now to lay a 30 meter poster of Stalin?? to

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №7279
 28.06.2008
Log4n
I already respect the people who, right in the morning before the match, wrote on their cars “On Berlin through Madrid!”

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №7278
 28.06.2008
He: How are you fucking with whom?
She is: Yes. And what?
He: Yes, I am just interested in politeness.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №7277
 28.06.2008
m.Travn!koff (13:32:09 26/06/2008)
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
No no no no!
Q: How about myself? As a light?
WOW: yes fucking... like in a fairy tale... we split up with the Light.
2 years ago, was it okay?
It was until I touched her.
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ууу: found a gray fan in the closet, disassembled it and bit the wires from the fork and plates for the case)) and when she was in the bathroom
I went to her, turned it on the socket and threw the fan into the bathroom.She jumped out of the water faster than the bullet.In what posture she hanged over the bathroom I can not even say.
I couldn’t calm her at 1.5, then she picked up her things and left.
The fucking...
I know that fucking... I can’t say it.


Kappa Mikey (13:44:46 26/06/2008)
The gesture

m.Travn!koff (13:45:41 26/06/2008)
Try it, maybe Katya stops brain fucking.

Kappa Mikey (13:46:09 26/06/2008)
She will take me off as soon as she jumps out of the bathroom.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №7276
 28.06.2008
She
Pasha... What would you think if the one you didn’t expect it from one day began to offer you sex and very persistently?

He is
I’t even think of it. :D

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №7275
 28.06.2008
Employees of wholesale stores that collect on parking lots are real champions in Snake.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №7274
 28.06.2008
Where does the power float when each of its officials cheats under itself?

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №7273
 28.06.2008
I’m afraid of the 13 numbers, especially on Friday. Born on the 13th, defended on the 13th.

I was married on the 13th, I live on the 13th floor, my phone is divided by 13 without a balance.

The cat died at the age of 13. Three times involved in car and aircraft accidents.

The 13th number.

In short, on Friday, June 13, this year, he acted extremely cautiously, expecting

at midnight.

At midnight, I looked at the clock, breathed through my chest and went out to the balcony.

The accumulated fear. The fireworks did not light up, I bought the morning.

The Chinese lighthouse. After the third blow with the big finger, it exploded.

It hurt my mouth and hair.

In the morning, my wife again lubricated my face with anti-burn cream and asked

Remove the old wall clock that rushes for 15 minutes.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №7272
 28.06.2008
The Catholic family is going to lunch. Little Johnny takes a spoon.

I am going to eat soup.

Will you pray before eating?

No to Dad.

We are always praying before lunch.

In my house, yes. But now we’re at my grandmother’s house, and she...

A great cook!

[ + 110 - ] Comment quote №7271
 27.06.2008
Flipper> Rusted jiggle with the inscription on the rear glass "Ia blending". I stop at the crossroads, I watch the driver sit like this. I look at him in emphasis, he looks at me, then wears a pearl and says “I like it – get married.”

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №7270
 27.06.2008
My acquaintance, unlike me, a fierce fan, commented on this wonderful game. (Orthography and punctuation of the author)
And the Holi? Yes is. Our team looked like a member in this match after the third consecutive ejaculation. What do you want? He would sleep. and ah. And the whole country: <Well, cute, well go, well, even a bit!> Fuck! We need to know the measure! Did he satisfy you? Not that word. Did you have pleasure? Yes to fucking! At least three times. The whole country shrugged. Poll of Europe. So be careful, country. What claims? Rejoice to fucking. Have you gotten an orgasm? Do not be a fox. Say, “Thank you, dear,” then tear off your ass, wash yourself, prepare to eat, and go to bed. Tomorrow to work.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №7269
 27.06.2008
Marina is
Sometimes I feel dry and cold.
Marina is
And if that’s true, I don’t like it.
Inpego
No, it is not so.
Inpego
You are wet and warm!

And the glass!

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №7268
 27.06.2008
Don’t be upset about the Spanish! I’m in the semi-final, you say fucking. We will be able to play harder. A patriot is not the one who was with our team while it won, but the one who is ready to support it now. Russia is ahead!

I fully and fully support the author. We are young no matter what.)

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №7267
 27.06.2008
all say that one classmates.ru rule in the search for classmates... lies... went on a day to the military department found there even those who do not have a comp=)))

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №7266
 27.06.2008
Dear Admin Basha, I suspect that you hit the h*y on your job and put the bot on the asshole, if this is the case this message will go to the abyss.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №7265
 27.06.2008
Russia is among the four best teams in Europe. For us, this is a victory! Our team is good! We should be proud of them! We celebrate! In two years, or in four - but we will win! The greatest respect to our team! They tried and we believe in them.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №7264
 27.06.2008
How to live? Are you playing something? Other than the nerves.)
I play on the keyboard (I’m a programmer).
- Clive, and you are a melodic power with elements of progressive, you don't want to play a symphony? How much do you play the keyboard?
I love to play traditional, safe, statically typed things. In my work I focus on N. Virta, groups Delphi, Lazarus.
Is it dangerous to play power metal, or do you not want to?
It is too unsafe. I prefer to work with everyone in one address space. It is easy to say what you want, without any intermediaries.
You don’t want to play in a group?
Probably not...
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