<xxx> how well when the phrase "they lived long and happy and died in one day" refers not to the screws in the mirror

You know...if some organs or parts of the body are not used, they are atrophic.
YYY: I am writing them.
I mean, I am about the brain.
XXX: Even if you have noticed

This is the case with these bracelets.
I am 41, recently divorced, can I wear a white bracelet or will they laugh at me?

<%Zloben> Lord whoever heard more about such chips in general: Hana Systems =)
<ufir> the name somehow suspiciously benefits

Drunk in the shell. I do not remember anything. In the morning, I look at the text file on the desk right in the center. I open, I read: "To myself, a sober drunk: you, dude, scratch the joke on the screws, or I can find nothing! You can’t live that way."
I thought...

In Ukraine, if the wife wants to peacefully get rid of her husband, she buys him a motorcycle as a gift! According to statistics, on average after half a year, the husband is considered!"

by Alla Ivanovna! Fuck it!! to
Burko: Oh not there :)
Ivan Ivanov: Is it there?

Iri$ka (13:58:05 29/05/2009)
Brunette, breast 3 sizes, breasts like camel, pop 90cm, the baby wants and flows out of desire, I lie on the couch naked with developed legs... and what would you do to me?

Flawiz (13:59:25 29/05/2009)
The lobotomy...

I heard it in the subway. A woman asks a man:
Q: Are you going out now?
M: And what, can’t you see what?
(D): Man, first of all, I didn’t chame you, and secondly, you have something written on your forehead?! to

Only now, once again reviewing the cartoon "Treasure Island", realized that Jack Sparrow, compared to Flint, is just a boring shit...

In sociology, four groups are assigned. Prepod takes the people, before him is the turn. At this time, a guy from the parallel says to the deceased girl:
Cat, will you give me it?
Sorry Lash, but you’re not in my taste.
I am conducting a social survey. Mary, will you give me?
Laughing *
Okay well. Do you give me?
The girl, shy and red, lowering her head:
You should ask in your ear...

The stronger the nerves of a person, the more temptation for others.
Check them for strength.
by Yuri Tatarkin

Pepe, bl@... No words...
There are people that just have to be killed. In the place. So that they do not
Reproduced and did not contaminate the land with their genetic garbage.
I was in Moscow on Monday.
The trip went well, all the questions resolved, I leave the city, I went through the city.
Two hours of terrible ballashikin traffic jams - a call from the Lower.
“Sanya, here one very good man has gotten into a big trouble. urgently needed
The fourth negative. very much. There is not so much. There is only in Moscow.
The bill goes to the clock. Everything will take you where you say. Would you help?“”
Okay, it must be so. In half an hour the ambulance arrived. Overloaded
A small refrigerator.
Every ten minutes I call for the situation. He flew. Blessed
I put a new rubber and there was no rain.
Moscow is Nizhny Novgorod. from 405 km. 2 hours and 43 minutes.
The Vladimir region. The village. 2 hours of night. The village is approximately 300
of meters. Lamps with lighting, four-band road, detachers. The speed
About 180 km/h Lighting rod, radar and sirene.
I am slowing. It is worth spinning across itself wider. Explain to him the situation.
Show me that you are lucky.
I open the luggage and show the refrigerator.
and open up.
There is blood.
I said open it. I don’t know you are lucky there.
I open.
And here this s%ka, gets a knife out of his pocket and cuts one of the four.
and containers. I didn’t even have time to say anything.
What are you doing?!! You ruined the drug.
“Hmm... Yeah, really blood... Let’s get into the car.
I am nervous about running into this car.
The captain is sitting there. Man 35 years old. I explained the situation to him. no longer
I’m embarrassed to talk about a broken container.
The drug.
He: Let’s go out.
To your partner:
Why did you do it?
How do I know they are going there?
The captain turns to me and says:
Go ahead, I will warn you. Just hurry more carefully.
The first screams:
You can’t let go of such an excess!! to
And then happened what I could not expect: With the words "I always
I knew you were a Ssss%ka," he strikes in the rod with a starle.
His legs flew above his head. Cut off with one blow. When he fell
He did not even move.
Go on, brother And for the drug, forgive if you can. by settlements
Turn on the emergency signal so that it does not brake. I will give rationally.
and now. Only more cautiously.
I understood. Thank you Captain.
I have managed. Man will live.
Thanks to you, Captain.
Sadly, I didn’t have time to ask your name.

Today, more money in the world is spent on breast enlargement.
Viagra, than on, for example, Alzheimer’s disease research. What
By 2040, there will be a lot of elderly people in the world.
with elastic breasts, excellent erection and absolutely not remembering what
Do all of this.

tsk (00:52:08 26/05/2009)
Write a number from 1 to 15.
Leone (00:52:20 26/05/2009)
by 7689
tsk (00:52:35 26/05/2009)
Seriously
Leone (00:52:54 26/05/2009)
I seriously o_o

PblCb: Here everyone is sitting on the toilet, studying Kazakh text on the air refresher, and I put a red roof on my head and feel like a mushroom from Mario.

The row tape.
"Swing vertically sea skates forced grass"
They!

Ferman
Now I sit, smell the rose, look at our deputy director, look at me and give "A, you eat! Well then I’ll come later..." and I’ll leave...

I like tea with pieces of orange and mango.
YYY: That’s why you haven’t tried the Tatar tea!
XXX: with pieces of horse, on the go?

XXX is
Standard letter of happiness, if you forward, then...; if you do not forward, then...>
Airmage
Every time you send spam, God kills a little white cat.
XXX is
Why did you take it?
Airmage
How, did you not know? Never send spam again.
XXX is
I did not know, tell me.
Airmage
I actually told
Airmage
And people who start such mass mailings get cancer and then die in torment.
Airmage
This is such a punishment
XXX is
How did you find out?
Airmage
Generally known
Airmage
Even in the Bible it is written
XXX is
I was in shock, honestly I didn’t know.