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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №5553
 21.05.2008
The wife (literature teacher) in the lesson decided to find out in the children their reaction to some play.
Everything would be nothing if there were no curtains at the end.
2: The curtain really covered everything.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №5552
 21.05.2008
“Yur, you were drunk yesterday and were sitting in the ass at night, yes, under the linux, in your cockpit? and he is with the console of the same color?
Oh well?!How do you know?
Well, I just didn’t immediately grasp what the messages meant to me:
"RDF
stopped
reboot
Initial 0
Cut off your mother!!!!!!!!1"

In short, you will drink - drink under the screw, in it loading is somewhat easier...

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №5551
 21.05.2008
I live in a five-story house on the fourth floor. As usual, around 2 o’clock at night, I go out to smoke on the balcony and watch under the balcony a picture: Two clearly extinguished girls... aged 16-18. As I realized, one of them was tired of everything and she was all in desire to hang herself. The second of course responds. Of course, they said very loudly. I am still standing and watching this picture. After a friend asked another once again, what she said, if she really wants to hang herself... a rope flies from the balcony of the fifth floor, following her an object that looks like soap and a low voice: "Here you! Hang them both. Do not stop people from sleeping!and "

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №5550
 21.05.2008
- a trainee girl, is going to make an intravenous injection, takes a syringe, applies a burn and begins to speak teeth "turn and don't look, it doesn't hurt at all" brings the syringe into a dense and... falls ill.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №5549
 21.05.2008
Kar
I’ll put you on a cage.)

Alessia
On whom

Alessia
Why is it

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №5548
 21.05.2008
noid (12:49:59 20/05/2008)
Today the creative modern collective "Workers and drill" from early morning performed the miniature "Warner"(

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №5547
 21.05.2008
Collapse: again in sadness?
Downer: Ugo
Collapse: What is it?
Downer: Yes, I’m going to work today – I’m watching the hole on the bridge forging roads. I immediately thought something I thought... so there is - back food instead of a hole - cats, fucking (((

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №5546
 21.05.2008
I sit and watch TV "Called Dinner"
The man prepares an avid fan, well, and the host asks how you became a fan, why the CSK..this answers the grandfather addicted and this lead-geny gives out:"So the love of the CSK in you spit with grandfather's milk".

Lapo

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №5545
 21.05.2008
from the resume: Gathered the team with which the software product was developed. He brought it to the planned level of sales and sold it with the team.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №5544
 21.05.2008
XXX (12:23:16 19/05/2008)
Has Hockey Learned?

YYY (12:23:27 19/05/2008)
I do not like hockey.
I know the result.

XXX (12:23:34 19/05/2008)


YYY (12:23:37 19/05/2008)
Everyone should love hockey.

XXX (12:23:49 19/05/2008)
I don’t like it, but it’s Russia.

YYY (12:23:53 19/05/2008)
Well and what?

XXX (12:24:02 19/05/2008)
Are you not a patriot?

YYY (12:24:08 19/05/2008)
Have you watched the inauguration?

XXX (12:24:11 19/05/2008)
No is

YYY (12:24:21 19/05/2008)
This is the President of Russia! How are you so?! to

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №5543
 21.05.2008
In Estonia on the island of Hijumaa (Hijumaa) on Tuesday begins the trial of Hero of the Soviet Union Arnold Meri (Arnold Meri).88-year-old A. Mary is seriously ill. He has lung cancer, is 75% blind and hears poorly.
I suggest supporting a man by demolishing any Estonian server!!!! to

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №5542
 21.05.2008
NRG: I have done it.
NRG: No, not so
NRG: I have done it all.
NRG: All phones and the Internet work
NRG: No, not so
NRG: All phones and the Internet work at the same time

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №5541
 21.05.2008
XXX is
Okay, I went

XXX is
So far

YYYY
So far

yyy (13:23:24 20/05/2008)
Pumping feathers on hats.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №5540
 21.05.2008
Uncertainty is a lack of self-confidence. Uncertainty in others.

mistrust of others. These are not synonyms, but two ends of the same stick.

Strikes in the forehead or in the forehead.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №5539
 21.05.2008
I had to go to work early yesterday morning. Called

call a taxi, there the telephone removed, ask where to put the car, and

In the background, the operators can be heard screaming to each other.

Customers are communicating, others are looking for free cars. The hallway stands as

The Bazaar. Work is boiling.

I remembered what competent operator got me in a similar situation.

situation 7 years ago.

5 in the morning. I call a radio taxi.

No phone for a long time. Then it is filmed and there is silence. I am :

Allo is?! to

The Silence...

Do you hear me?

Something unclear whether it is a whirling or a breathing.

Is it a radio taxi?

Well yes.

You can send a taxi to the address.

There are ten seconds of silence, and then the girl gives:

- Young man, in half an hour will go the first road, on it and

You will arrive.

I put the phone.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №5538
 21.05.2008
Just looking at the news, I thought we had it now.

A unique opportunity to see the development of the cult of two

of personalities.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №5537
 21.05.2008
We drove with the former class to the base in the winter. We sit down and drink as usual. Then we recall that a guy and a girl left alone in the room and have not gone out of there for an hour. Then one of our cousins approached the door quietly and said:"Hey, you are there! We came here 17 and should leave 17, not 18!
Everyone applauded her through laughter and tears :)

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №5536
 21.05.2008
She: I always dreamed of meeting the guy Kirill
I always dreamed of a girl who would write my name correctly.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №5535
 21.05.2008
Sith-ki kra-saa-viiyitz, slowowow-no pel-meyeyeeni)))

The main thing is not over-the-top!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №5534
 21.05.2008
I went out with my husband from the supermarket, the backpack in the storage chamber was not handed over. We decided to get a guard.
Do you have empty bags? Do you know what to give them, at all, need?
We need, but not necessarily. You are not responsible for the valuable things in them.
Oh, and I didn’t guess it!
We: - And how are you, curious, carrying? Do you accept a description of the valuable things that we have inside?
(The pause, apparently, he did not expect such a turn.)
A: Eeee... mmm... No, just if you have something too valuable there, we don’t take it for storage!
We did not find anything to answer...

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