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[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №5573
 21.05.2008
xxx: someone, say, svchost.exe is a contact virus?
Nano, finish it sooner. Kill the computer or the computer will eat it.
HHH: Fuck... and that’s the name of a whisper...it’s nothing?
WOW: the norm, it is disguised as such, under the systemic
Oh well well, thank you!
Noah is slowly
*hhh has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer)

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №5572
 21.05.2008
Kitten: and a polite spammer hit me today))
by fa_:?? to
Kitten: Remember who you spammed. You have already written to me, and I have already sent you.
123456: Then all the good!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №5571
 21.05.2008
The Rabbit
well

The Rabbit
We stood at a stop.

The Rabbit
We were almost sure we would get into the universe.

The Rabbit
The waitress came and asked if we could have a beer.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №5570
 21.05.2008
by Glam. (00:01:37 21/06/2007)
Today, both of our groups laughed at me...When a aunt telling about HIV asked which method of protection protects against HIV by 98%...

WhyNot? (00:02:40 21/06/2007)
What did you say?

by Glam. (00:02:49 21/06/2007)
The abstinence!! to

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №5569
 21.05.2008
19:15:59 by Tierent

Can I ask a personal question? Not to be personal, but I am interested.


19:16 and 23 Death

and Taffy


19:16:45 by Tierent

Can you beat the girl?


19:16:52 The Death

No is


19:17 The Death

What did you make of the scarf?! to

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №5568
 21.05.2008
We live in Washington. From ASI:

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh We are in the final of the world hockey championship! 4 – 0 Russia – Finland Revenge for 2007

Aaaah aaaah! They burn! Where are you looking?

No, they are not broadcasting here. I forced Tanka to turn on a telecast in Moscow and direct a webcam. Nifiga is not visible, but there is an effect of presence.


Do you not know the Internet? Are they all stupid in America?

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №5567
 21.05.2008
xxx: as a child, I was constantly confusing hemorrhoids with sinusitis and incest with suspicion.
Q: What did you have in your childhood? O_O

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №5566
 21.05.2008
Hi, let’s meet you, how old are you?
Xxx:19
yyy: Oh you, big boy(^_^) The pictures you have are funny, and the girls around you are just dark(^_^) Heaven is like heaven?
XXX is no.
Do you need the one, the only one?
XXX is beer.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №5565
 21.05.2008
Bubble screw, pleasant blue colour under the screen of death

340315077 (11:08:49 19/05/2008)
The drum under the fry, a saturated hellish red color, with flame tongues along the contour and drawn occult letters.

340315077 (11:09:04 19/05/2008)
Linux is ordinary. A Penguin in the Center

troll (11:09:22 19/05/2008)
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340315077 (11:09:33 19/05/2008)
Universal drum, according to the contour of the OSey logo, a pleasant purple color.

A link please!! to

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №5564
 21.05.2008
Oh oh! Stir the steel! There are 34 quotes in one day. Direct as before. And even funny... =)))

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №5563
 21.05.2008
I remember replayed like heroes (and there the battlefield consists of a multitude of hexagonal, so-called hexagonal system) and that means I played all night in the morning I come to the university and I wanted to write I go to the toilet I look at the floor and he from six coals I look at the pissuar and he is far away, I don't think I will have time to get to the first move and on the second I describe myself immediately.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №5562
 21.05.2008
Loki is
My ex writes type crazy I want to call you but I restrain myself and so on.

Cherepaha
Write to her, let her sit. What to hold back, it is not diarrhea.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №5561
 21.05.2008
So I worked as a STP provider. The Uzbek calls. Probably from Kiev.
Hi, I have a prabhupada.
What happened to you?
You know, he first came, then went, then came, then came, then came again.
I get tired of laughter:
Sorry, where is he now?
He... is out!
I try to make my voice as serious as possible.
Who is he???? to
At the end of the wire offended.
The Internet!!! to

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №5560
 21.05.2008
On OZONE goods with annotation:
Tagged with: "square"
Burn the tail of war and smoke the trumpet of peace!

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №5559
 21.05.2008
Announcement on the website:
I am changing the COFFET BOX to an orthopedic mattress in a baby bed (in very good condition).

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №5558
 21.05.2008
From a hacker forum:
They will not land!! I came back from the depths of Hell and I was taught there to break the servaque!!!! to
Do what you didn’t find me!! I will tell you in secret how!! I have an IP address to replace the IP address!! I can write in it any IP address for example 86.57.131.78 and I can normally climb the net only if you are not on the net!!! And here I hack Microsoft and they do that look at the IP who broke!!! What is IP? This is such a joke!!(The point is preserved)

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №5557
 21.05.2008
You won’t take me naked!

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №5556
 21.05.2008
Yes, they really exist - I once saw one such def at a turn on a mobile phone talking. It seems like nothing terrible, many do it (but not many do it), and when she started turning the steering wheel with one hand and the force of thought instead of the other hand (because she was occupied with her cell phone), he didn’t want to turn. As a result, she got such a curly trajectory on the turn... The man at the meeting barely turned. His face was very eloquent)) And the defka from fear grabbed the steering wheel with both hands, not leaving the phone out of them, which is why she struck him with all the apes and that flew somewhere under her feet... and she began to look at herself under the steering wheel!!!! Before the next lighting around it was a quarantine zone))

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №5555
 21.05.2008
The company is a state-owned airline "Russia". little of that. That the ticket costs 6000 rubles (and that’s about $260), for example from Sydney to Melbourne (the same distance) the ticket costs 100!! With an unparalleled level of service, not in your favor.
We drove a day from Australia, and everything was okay, when landing in Domodedovo, your goats managed to damage the bag in 20 minutes and break a bottle of olive oil (which flew 17!!! The clock). You have caused material damage to your bag. They took money for overweight (and a broken bottle weighs just a kilogram), and ruined the mood. You are simply not worthy to be called an airline, especially the state!!! to

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №5554
 21.05.2008
S@T@N@ I have a problem. When I try to run Adobe Flash CS3, the same happens to me, if I press the reset button. What is the problem? And who knows how to eliminate this hemorrhoids?

If you try to reset, then Adobe Flash CS3 may start.

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