I can’t tell you anything, you’re awesome. Will you be with me?
She is blin.
She: And I think what are you, the flowers, the movies, the cafés.
She: Do you not know?? to
He: Do you have a boyfriend?
She said: No, fucking shit. I am lesbian. I have a girlfriend.
He is: Oh oh fuck.

Only in our country can you see the door with the inscription:- "Be careful the door sometimes falls"
I was afraid to open.

Be easier with her! Be yourself! The door and all.
HHH: That’s all
I liked the first one more! ;)

No matter what young woman you take in wives, as soon as they grow younger.

One of the most successful jokes of past times belongs to the Englishman.
Horatio de Vir Coulou. He handed out carefully selected tickets to the theatre.
men with baldness, resulting in looking at their glowing skulls with
The above line could clearly read a rough word.

The neighbor is a genuine gin. Open the bottle, it’s here.
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xxx: I've got sex here, with a virgin)) what to do so that everything is technically done?
yyy: pull out the cable, pull out the glass

Fixing the glasses on my cheeks, I thought it was time to play sports and start losing weight!( by

Division_by_Zero: Who is it? ...... and I?! to
Division_by_Zero: Yes I live for risk!!! to
Division_by_Zero: Have you ever drank a compot from a 3-liter bowl? When the apples seem to lie first a bunch on the bottom, and you drink and tilt the bowl, and you think they will fall? Will not fall? You know they will fall! You cannot stop anymore!! Adrenaline is getting worse!! You drink and you drink!! And here it is! This bunch of apples is crumbling, the splashes are flying! You have all the fuck in the compot, mom in the compot!!! But you are happy with yourself and you smile and think "I did it"!! Such moments are worth living! Do you understand?? to
Holy[Sky]Diver: Fuck, you turned my world!

She says, you are so cute.
She is fucking?

I appreciate the contribution of the great Soviet scientists, but to call the Russian Federal Nuclear Center by the name of the academic Zabakhin...

According to the approved quotes, it can be concluded that among the models there are a couple of real progers, and also a blonde and a schoolboy. But sometimes they drink and/or smoke together.

I’ve never thought about where puppies go when they grow up.
I recently met one, now he is a Gaiishnik.

Pip: My grandfather, told about the top of Ukrainian greed, his neighbor had a motor, a tank and other things, just a body, wheels, steering wheel and a seat one...he each autumn hit him full of strawberries, pushed him on the track typically broke and voted...in general his good people on the trunk who could drag... so he got to Moscow and kicked there vegetables)))) and back in the same way...And you say the gas tires, completely naughty... all the way they were)

I have one girl when she is watching the series and there some kissing sheds her hands like a fan and screams “Trap her!” Is this normal behavior? andquot;
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If I’m not the only one, then I’m not quite sick 😉

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It was a long time ago and it is not true.
by 222
It was yesterday and I can quote it.

A wise woman will always tell a nice man)))

The experienced will do...

Dear admin of Basha. Thanks for the April 1 joke. Thanks to her I discovered for myself the Belarusian tower, which is much more funny, more soulful and there are no stupid children.
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Quote of poison, of course.

<xxx> By mixing vodka with champagne, I was having sex with Vite until it became clear that it was Tolick.

The woman has a thirst for blood.
What is the vampire status? 😉
She: the mla... delay is the 6th day... %)