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[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №4133
 22.04.2008
I am the only one who uses Google Earth to search for gaps in the fence of Yaroslavl station in order to travel without a ticket?
c) Speak

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №4132
 22.04.2008
Monday was set. I am Doraemon!
You are not a dwarf, you are a dwarf. That such thing?
I decided to wipe the coffee bowl from the inside and pour sugar into it. I can’t pull my hand out now.
–...
Could I get the second? so that it would not be burned to the ahoshniks to go - there will be blasphemy, why can't I remove it)
and try.
...
- mill, now and all logists with coffee banks in their hands)
and yoyo. They are what?
I decided to check how I was able to wear it.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №4131
 22.04.2008
xxx: I read about the history of the ninja. It turns out that absolutely all Japanese are a little ninja.
Yes, and all the Russians are a bit scattered.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №4130
 22.04.2008
Azamat: My body has some blatant attitude to alcohol =(

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №4129
 22.04.2008
A couple of coaches driving around the city.
And how is it?! to
GTA and NFS are better.
Oh yeah)))

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №4128
 22.04.2008
<Vano> the boys were in Novorossiysk there are no gopniks!! to
<Vano> we are all out there!
<[corsaire]Bio> Vano: Could they just hide?
<Vano> [corsaire]Bio: No we went asked
<[corsaire]Bio> Vano: cool...
<Vano> [corsaire]Bio: It’s all from us
<MriN[yI'Ipb]> the copnics from Vladivostok are so harsh that they did not notice the copnics in Novorossiysk

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №4127
 22.04.2008
X: She was such an unusual girl that she even recorded her husband on her mobile phone as "apache capachay."

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №4126
 22.04.2008
Men marry beautiful men and divorce fools.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №4125
 22.04.2008
It was at the beginning of my dental career. He worked as a surgeon in

Children’s Clinic. Children are different, who to fuck, who to fuck.

Come a boy 5-6 years old with his mom, the birth of a hooligan.

Begin excuses... The tooth is cleaned, the tampon, it is going out. already at the door.

I asked him, is it okay? He stops, slowly

He turns, gets the tampon and says (literally) - PADARAS,

He puts the tampon back into his mouth and goes out. Mother in shock, nurse

The Hockey.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №4124
 22.04.2008
Amazing is nearby.

Did you know that the most likely to separate a woman is not the one who

Who is she wearing, and for whom is she wearing?

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №4123
 22.04.2008
We stand with a crowd of pedestrians in the center of the city, at the crossroads, we wait for the green, and it does not turn on, broke...
Interestingly, the cars are also red.
Here we stand and wait – the German people are law-obedient.
Suddenly behind my back in pure Russian: “Yes, your feet in your mouth” and went.
He crossed the road, looked at us, splintered and said:
"Yes, fucking, it’s hard for you without a Führer"

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №4122
 22.04.2008
1st :
Do you know how to write drawa?
2nd :
through o

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №4121
 22.04.2008
You’re on the internet 25 hours a day, so you don’t have the internet?? to
I would have spent it...

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №4120
 22.04.2008
You work in the newspaper, you beat in the office. Next to the journalist’s tables is an aquarium. So in it, a goldfish has eaten a stone and cannot spit out. Well, let us, like an elephant in a stall, carry on the aquarium in pre-death agony and squeeze other fish. It was hard for us to catch it, then pull it out of the plate and get a stone out of it. launched back. Literally in 5 minutes, this shell of another stone has eaten and let's wear it again.
A suicide fish!

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №4119
 22.04.2008
Sister O-O
I: O_o
I: It is more correct.
Sister: What does that mean?
I: Why do you use this smiley if you don’t know what it means?
Sister: I used the interdomain, and you sent some smiley.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №4118
 22.04.2008
In general, I see such a picture: there are three sanitary technicians, all three were of such an Azerbaijani appearance, and in the middle is their chief, well, not Russian, ran away, meaning a little ahead of two, stopped and sang a song that I will remember forever: "Shagai-shagai, shuruj-shuruj, money, and you!

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №4117
 22.04.2008
Well, this is what it is! #define I put, errors in one place climb, remove - in another...
In principle, do you control the situation?

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №4116
 22.04.2008
Ephidrina: In the upper classes, the teacher of literature grabbed a bunch of works, through the heads of the students on the sidelines he walked to the last window, scattered them on the wind and said:
I don’t want to read that shit! I’d rather look at the spring.
Until the end of the lesson, he stood on the window and smoked, and everyone was permeated by the spirit of 20th century literature.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №4115
 21.04.2008
<Bormotoon> is a verbal role-playing game, adventure by ADnD. According to the story, the players dive into the mountains.
<Bormotoon>Leader: Gnom, you have retreated and failed into a crack among the rocks. Now fly down, you will soon break up. Your actions?
<Bormotoon>Gnom: Hmm... Well, I’m fast-paced with my hands.
<Bormotoon>Leadership: Yes Wake up now.
<Bormotoon>Please bear it up. Maximum of glasses.
<Bormotoon>Leader: Wake Up Again
<Bormotoon>Please bear it up. Maximum of glasses.
<Bormotoon>Leader: Yes Give the bones here.
<Bormotoon>It’s going to run. The maximum again.
<Bormotoon>Leader: (with a breath) Players, you see how from a crack in a full combat uniform fast-paced machete hands slowly rises by the gnom...

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №4114
 21.04.2008
Sponsor Buttons "And Further?!" - the military committee!!! to

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