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[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №4933
 08.05.2008
My friend is flying in the car like a madman, I am constantly looking for pedals in the passenger seat. So, one day he came for me on a white ninth, I sat on the passenger seat... He drowned as usual and I as usual started looking for pedals... And O HORROR!!!! I found them there!
My friend said: now she is an instructor scucco!!!!! to

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №4932
 08.05.2008
[22:17:42] <PGArchangel> Here is a long gathering )
[22:17:54] <PGArchangel> Did the author himself write this whole code?
[22:32:08] <PGArchangel> It must be combined.
[22:32:43] <PGArchangel> But the language does not want to be chosen. ( by
[22:35:10] <PGArchangel> =-O
[22:35:13] <PGArchangel> Can not be.
[22:35:16] <PGArchangel> is working.
[22:35:23] <PGArchangel> Do not believe...
[22:35:55] <PGArchangel> Well... let’s proceed to Russification. • Crazy
[22:38:33] <PGArchangel> If the stitch does, it will be o-fi-gen-no. )
[22:38:59] <PGArchangel> No, not offgenic (
[22:40:05] <PGArchangel> For some reason if the Russian phrases do not do, everything works, if do, the proga does not start. ( by
[22:42:49] <PGArchangel> Looks like it’s gone ))
[22:43:09] <PGArchangel> Nothing that I’ve gotten a little hurt with myself here doesn’t bother?
[22:43:16] <PGArchangel> Do not bother, then well )

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №4931
 08.05.2008
Gothic metal Blin!I actually tell you about the cemetery, which I had the honour to visit yesterday.

4eshirskij_KoT® and do you often walk there?

Gothic metal as soon as needed

4eshirskij_KoT® When are you hungry?

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №4930
 08.05.2008
She: Well because I already know how to speak Japanese "goodbye, sorry, welcome, yes, no, I, you, man, teacher, cat....."
How long have you been working in Japanese?
She: Well, I watched the time jump... and you thought? Just having fun?
I’m even ashamed now that I know a little German :-))

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №4929
 08.05.2008
CAXA: He scammed the disk on 500 GB, and he fucking shows that it is free 460 GB!? What do you need for your internal reserves of 40GB??? I woke up...=o
The manufacturers believe that in a gigabyte 1000 megabytes is enough, and in a microsoft they consider the other, so 8% in the flight.
CAXA: And what, how can we not overcome this trouble? damn fucking 40 gigs... can you set the size of a cluster any other? Is it like this in Linux, or is it fair?
Max is no. The systems are written by programmers, they have 1024 grams in a kilogram, and the disks make slurries, they say to the programmers of the slurry.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №4928
 08.05.2008
I invented a smiley.
and v)
Smiley, whose cloth was cut off
:w)
The smiley of the deck turned to the other side.
: ^
The smiley that targeted you.
:>)

A smiley that strikes the nose high.
: & lt;)
More precisely so.
: & lt; (
Toughened with Toughened
:Y)
I caught the harvest!
and.. )
Loud ores
: / to )
The last two probably.
and..
: / by
flying
( by
:>)
( by
A man who disguises himself under a blanket with a blanket.

Tagged yoga
and G)

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №4927
 08.05.2008
I want to have sex. – When will you come?
The boss behind the back, quiet.
Maliska:... Release him early, well pajaalsta...

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №4926
 07.05.2008
The Cancer:
You know...that you say Scuco instead of Scuca doesn’t mean you’re a cool programmer.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №4925
 07.05.2008
xxx: I understand why, you did not answer me =)
YYY : Why?
You were ignored =)

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №4924
 07.05.2008
Botzman: I’ve read somewhere that mostly self-confident people snore.
GDP: and just self-confident people?
Botzman: Just self-confident people chew their pillows))))

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №4923
 07.05.2008
Hi, go to the cinema? and ;)
She: I can't - I compile the kernel of linux))
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[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №4922
 07.05.2008
from the forum. Instructions "How to make an energy ball":
The legs should not be in the tapes and on the floor, you describe the shape of the ball with your hands and so you stand until you feel in your hands thinning, warmth and weight.
WOW: I still have to describe the shape of the Cube with my feet. Another place in the form of a pyramid. preferably without witnesses.
HH: No, you don’t have to do it.
WOW: If you don’t do nothing, it won’t work out. It is one way. We make the shape of clay. Deepening in the form of a cylinder 20 cm long and 5 cm in diameter. Add water and put it in the freezer. After a day we take it out and squeeze it in the ass. It opens the third eye. The hats must be dressed.
Zzzz: Listen, but the tapes must be? He said to his companion, he did. He claims that the third eye hasn’t opened yet, but, forgive me, his ass is very frozen and stretched. He forgot to wear his shoes. I ask if I can wear the clothes now without removing this from the poop? They don’t want to freeze and push.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №4921
 07.05.2008
I am here a friend, his neighbor, told the topic - I was rolling) goes she somehow (year 3-4 years ago it was) in the yard, sees how he from the first floor throws his cat out of the window, the cat splashes, runs into the entrance, this splash opened the door to him, and drops back. The cat falls, runs back... to the question of the blasphemy he does – he replied that teaches the cat to fly with a parachute)))) and from this person I expect to wait for adequacy?)

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №4920
 07.05.2008
<Bagirka> It is necessary to demonstrate a certain thing (simple), which consists of two relatively independent elements. By joining together, elements create something new and better. What could it be? A thing from usage.
Couple cups and cups for lovers come to mind, but you need something more "adult".
<MEDVJED> system and monitor?
<Eridan> Two pieces of enriched uranium.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №4919
 07.05.2008
I am slowly taking away my presidential powers.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №4918
 07.05.2008
Here in the morning you leave the house, all so fashionable: jacket, pants, shirt, tie, shoe before the day is charged, glasses are fashionable. You go and notice that they are paying attention to you and you think, “Oh yes, baby, I’m crazy!”and "
And you come to work and see that the width, scratch, scratch and coward, scratch, betrayal look!!! to

Mr. Gloom

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №4917
 07.05.2008
XXX is Hi. I have a question about mySQL... I’m joking. You don’t have any acquaintances, by chance?

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[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №4916
 07.05.2008
396501 [ + 21349? ] [Thank you that]
She> you won the main prize!
He> has sex!? to
She> fucking...

391289 [ + 19783? ] [Thank you that]
<DialSoft> Emm...
<DialSoft> Hit it with a stick
<DialSoft> He is a dead march (

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[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №4915
 07.05.2008
My Count, I got bored again, because loneliness is not sugar, and everything around me got enough, well, your diploma touched...
Kay > It may be a ball or hunting will relieve from heart pain... Karochi, go to work and go to work and go to work...
ksuNdrik > Sir, I want to have time for lunch, there is little left... what fucking I will come to you, because my horse is broken...
Kay > How could you not agree?! Do not pass the thirst of shades... I do not love the light - I hurry forgiveness...

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №4914
 07.05.2008
We stayed at a friend's house with a ball campaign. Passed with everyone, pat decided with the other single. In a hurry, they found a room, fell on a tie. After five minutes I do my job and start turning my head to the right. A guy is sitting behind the camp, playing chat. I do not bother him with that kind of thing?".. he turns so tired, breathes and says "eh.. children.." and keep playing.
I could do nothing more...

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