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[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №6293
 02.06.2008
She: What a bitch I am.
Who would have doubts?
He is fucking! So where did you get that, cowboy?

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №6292
 02.06.2008
<DarkMann> shares watched advertisement on TV: "the new LG vacuum cleaner without problems destroys sources of dust..."
<Kuzzia> and
<DarkMann> "Most dust in the apartment is peeled skin particles" wikipedia.org ))
<Kuzzia> hyacinth 0_o
<Kuzzia> the assassin’s vacuum cleaner))

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №6291
 02.06.2008
Today, for the first time in many years, I woke up from the fact that I had fallen asleep! 0 - O

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №6290
 02.06.2008
I am not allowed to shave my pilot. Calls a cat and periodically scratches.
Take care of the domestic animal.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №6289
 02.06.2008
I have a girlfriend in the appearance of a normal telco... only here with one nuance - a red-eyed gentushnica turned on the head)
I come to visit her today I observe a wonderful picture, this miracle in dirty old jeans and a sweater opens the door and quickly runs into her room... I go to her: on the monitor console in her while true; do eject; eject -t; done & and she sits and plays with the drive in the "rybacca and fish grind.." on the rope hangs a small plush penguin the essence of the game is to miss it through the hole in the drive until it is closed...

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №6288
 02.06.2008
and Memph:
I was in Sberbank a few months ago. There at each window hanged a poster with the slogan "Get a Visa card and win a trip to the country winner of the UEFA Cup". Where will the winner go to Russia? :D

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №6287
 02.06.2008
Chapter 1: Smells of Fire
2nd palm
1: No, it is burning in the fire
2: the blazing, burned

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №6286
 02.06.2008
In the supermarket next to the house made a small change next to the box office. Today instead of the usual chocolate or chewing gum bought a boomerang.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №6285
 02.06.2008
by Marika!Hello as a business
C_P is a gift!
C_p is super! The diploma is not ready, the state exam is not taught, the girl does not give, the job is full.
by Marika!In one of these problems I can help you.
C_p: the diploma to write??????? to

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №6284
 02.06.2008
>>> People, have you tried to turn off the computer for a day and go for a walk? Just walk, not get drunk. Do not play the line, do not write the next line of code, do not catch the blondes on their ignorance of the computer, do not catch T9 on the fact that there is another word with such a combination. Just go for a walk, breathe the air, go to the park, ski / skateboard / big. Find a girl or just go for a walk with yours. Listen to music with Words, style is not important. Try it, just try it...
With respect, Zod1aK

Yes, Zodiak Killer, according to the movie, just killed in the park, mostly...

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №6283
 02.06.2008
If you go toward destiny, you are moving with it.

in opposite directions.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №6282
 02.06.2008
It was in 2001, in Primorye. The town of Spassk-D. There was our

part of. The city itself is surrounded by a swamp, which due to the availability of our technology

It was called “locator”. Beautiful place - leafy forest, night lights

Therefore, the officers often frightened the beast with two backs in the barrel.

The wheels. But the metal bombers were drawn to her by no means for romance,

So I had to keep my ear tight.

I entered the service engineer, I look at the telephone, suddenly I find out that the lights

I quit smoking, and I want to smoke, despite approaching midnight. decided

Walk to the station where there was calculation, lights, tea. of arms –

power cable and pathlight providing due to

ACB age 30 seconds of light. Trail of the forest and

Suddenly I hear a voice from the left. The cells were then in Primorye.

Luxury, so I had to rely on myself.

I crawl through the bushes to the gap, where lights and shadows flash.

I stopped at the very end and I see: they stand in a circle who in what gender

18-25-year-old freezes in the amount of 12-15, three to four candles lit

in the hands. In the center of some hippie in black shakes his hands, and in his legs

It’s a box from where the long “mime” comes from. All this personal

non-traditional religious concession under the direction of the "director" of something

He grumbled unclearly, and then shouted, like, “Come to us, Prince of the World.

This is!” Stretching his hands toward the sky.

Looking back, I make a decision in accordance with the order of the officer

You can stop the ugliness – head up!” I make a dough,

I direct the lamp to the face, pull out of the bushes half accurately

near the ear of the nearest and with a whispering cry, “Are you calling?”

I give light...

The reaction is incomprehensible: screams of horror, smell in the air and a crack of broken ones

The Bushes. Poland is empty.

The epilepsy. The black cat survived by taking the clique Satanist.

It was revealed the fact of the theft by the surrounding peasants of the coil wire on this

The fence area.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №6281
 02.06.2008
Mint stops the car with a drunk driver. A man leaves the car.

and breaks down:

All right, I got caught.

Mint answered:

Talk about something that didn’t happen!

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №6280
 02.06.2008
The brother woke up at three o’clock at night, approached and said, “Your time has passed, it’s time to play. OOO

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №6279
 02.06.2008
Tagged with: &#8206;
The greeting!
PRATEY &#8206;
Hi to
PRATEY &#8206;
On what occasion?
Tagged with: &#8206;
In the sense?
PRATEY &#8206;
in direct
Tagged with: &#8206;
Well what?
PRATEY &#8206;
The Blonde?
PRATEY &#8206;
14 to 15 years?
Tagged with: &#8206;
Am I not taking you? I am a blonde 14 years old.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №6278
 02.06.2008
VVV: We have borrowed! Everyone from the locker is downloading only one file from me - the movie "Hot White Nurses". The computer is unrealistically hanging!
FFF: They dropped him.
Vvv: No, he is funny =))
Vvv: And I’ll call it "Cold White Brothers"!
fff: thinly))
VVV : Oh! Immediately started to work!

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №6277
 02.06.2008
WOW: Why did you become so crazy, but you were always very friendly and sweet, and now cold and rough.
It’s frozen and not shaved!! to

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №6276
 02.06.2008
Andy666: more and more often I notice what my provider has brought me: by writing a manual address of the site - I constantly write - t...

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №6275
 02.06.2008
Do you want an original and unique song on your phone??? It is standard :-)

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №6274
 02.06.2008
Discets, perforators... that is, I met a guy here who really didn’t know what traffic was, and when I started to explain to him, I didn’t believe that there was anything but anymore.


Mosquito is fucking

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