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Anna Lykov 18 years Russia, Izhevsk
Young people, do not write to me if: you are not yet 25 years old, if you live with your parents, or rent an apartment, if your monthly income is 30 tons.
Who I want to find:
Dedicated, successful and generous.
And I warn you immediately, I demand a lot.
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She really thinks that at 25 with a salary of 30+, my apartment, car, etc. I need a paid 18-year-old hole of darmood? >_<
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I was on a trolleybus yesterday. The weather is cold, so you need to get there faster. a drunk lady (aged 40) the conductor says to her - pay for the trip. She is not, there is no money. Then go out. I won’t go out, it’s cold. They began to argue, barely until the fight came, pushed, quarreled. The conductor no longer knows what to do with it and says why me "well what you stand like a pillar, do something" I was a little confused and asked "what do you suggest me do? And then I had the thought in my brain that I needed to go out at the next stop and you can get a little bit off and then calmly get out of the trolleybus, without burning out of shame. And I declared loudly, by the force given to me by the conductor, I proclaim myself the sheriff of this trolleybus. You are arrested, my hands are asleep. You have the right to keep silent."(I paint the gun with my fingers and tick it in her direction) and who could think, she really put her hands behind her back with a shaggy look... (people in the salon are headed at the glass from laughter) Well, I take off the shirt and wrap her hands with an important look. Then the bus comes to the stop, I calmly take her out, take my shirt and go on with my business.

The director of the state institution (on the allocation of budget compops):
I shrugged my hand in this matter. I ordered 20 systems, I ordered 70 systems. They said they could send 23. There were 20 workers. As it should.

I went to Aikido yesterday :)
YYY: I know) Did you like it? =) is
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Yyy: Now you’re going to practice on your guy? ))))
I will put it on one left. Without an Aikido.
YYY: Is he so weak? O_O
XXX: No, I just accepted the unreliable.
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XXX: How unesthetic it is. I put my left hand on the shovel and he’s pleased. :)
yyy: but practically )) mm =)
XX: I love the difficulty. I have my own hunting system for male rollers. First, the stick beats the iron cane on the head, which replaces the helmet. You are deaf. And then you take a canned knife and slowly, remove the senseless body from the armor. Then he will go nowhere.
Yyy: O_O)) What if the armor is a buffalo? Well, there, a plastic cane, enveloped with foil =))
Then you dig a body under the bush and look for a new one.
What if you are not deaf? What will you do when such a healthy, powerful iron man turns to you?
XX: O:) I pull off the lift with my left hand.

Chat, talking about mobile

People, is it true that if you drop water on the paper next to the battery, it will change color?
YYY: I just checked it, it became red.
ZZZ: The warranty is lost
Aaa... fucking...
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! to
bbb: fucking ((((
ccc is fucking

I watched the film mold, now to the word "I am white and purple" I feel suspicious.

Previously, in Russia, in difficult times, they hugged the bark and bitterly cried... and now they hugged Topol and smiled badly...

Pasha: you don’t drink, you don’t mate... what a charm... you haven’t learned how to catch butterflies yet? ?

And why does everyone think that a washing machine eats one socks out of a pair, when there is an uneven number of them?

Per, on the contrary, it synthesizes one new one? and :-/

humor does not contain
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Lords, whose quotes are reasoning about morals, youth and modern times in general, those whose quotes contain calls to make the BOR cleaner in terms of quotes, or to'remove the fox from the basha of minors, blondes, goops and others'!If your quotation carries anything funny, put in the beginning of the cap, 'HUMOR DOES NOT CONTAIN'.
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If you want to change the world, start with yourself.

Furrer: I recently watched some old interview with Agatha Christie. There they are asked "why your music drives people into depression?" The senior replies "Any music can drive me into depression, for example, the Corney group drives me into depression"

Forum of Hackers:

"I do not use antivirus at all, the system has not been reinstalled for a very long time, it does not brake - everything goes wrong, but I am lucky, but the thing is that I have Debian";

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YYY: Do you know Russian?
The Morning!Yes of course. And you?
YYY: Again in essence...
YYY: How old are you?
The Morning!16 years old, will I be 17 years old?
YYY: Who will you be?
The Morning!: Which?
YYYY is fucking.

PS: A girl from Chelyabinsk. There are not only men who are harsh...



Nothing funny! This is how the deaf and deaf people rewrite. They have no slopes. I think so in words!

Fuck, guys, it is not funny in nature with this arrangement. and Sorry. I did not know (((

A couple of years ago I saw in the subway advertisement of some new dryer: "Do you know a cheap and effective way to dry your hair?". Nearly killed someone's attribute with a black mark: "toilet".

The people! On sites where the qwerty login does not fit the qwerty pass, register with the login and pass ytrewq! Plus to! and :)

Xxx
I am on the bus today. The windows were frozen, according to the inscription Satan. A five-year-old boy is sitting, breathing out the window, wiping out his hand. Eventually, the devil went away, and the other was in this place. Through the window comes a soft golden light. I thought that the good defeated the evil.

L (22:42:06 31/01/2009)
They would steal you!

Personally (22:42:31 31/01/2009)
They will not hurt me...

L (22:42:39 31/01/2009)
Do they not touch them?

Interestingly, and all the girls instead of spending half a year to carefully drive out the cockroaches from their heads, prefer 10 years to look for the idiot who will tolerate it, and then the next 10 years to complain to their girlfriends "no, well what idiot caught up, a! It is good!"

I once watched a recording of the program on the channel Russia, there was a story about Kotonochkin, the director "Now weather", there was an interview with Kurlyandsky, who invented a wolf with a rabbit. “It was a summer day, I don’t remember whether it was spring or autumn.”

A realist is a man who deceives himself, not at the expense.

the actual.

by Yuri Tatarkin