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[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №3853
 15.04.2008
Suddenly we had a lot of snow at night.
The status of a friend in the ass: and behind the window... It is!! White beauty, winter tire removed, and here is such a ass...

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №3852
 15.04.2008
<Witcher> The Witch. I went to the store for cigarettes a day - so in my courtyard, small children will jump with sticks, like swords.
<witcher> And fucking two of them gather on these dragon sword sticks.
<witcher> And the tablespoons chant "Pe-we-pe! We are here!"
<witcher> Ahuet, where are we going?

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №3851
 15.04.2008
[11:55]-> Julia said there exactly the same station
[11:55]< - Damn, woman to believe? got mad?! to
[11:56]-> she probably knows better
[11:59] – Do you believe in a creature who likes to suck a member?

You don’t like when you’re being mined? Fuck the fools who ask their girls, and then they are the "creature who likes to suck a member".

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №3850
 15.04.2008
On the street it rains, on the street it slides, and they are all right. They are sitting together, they are sitting in a square, and they are sitting in a movie.
c) by Ell

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №3849
 15.04.2008
I put a router. We sit up. Brenná železka receives an address by DHCP with a lease in 2 minutes, after 2 minutes it releases and a new receives in no way wants to. We call the provider and ask:
The router does not receive a DHCP address. What could be the case?
I don’t know, we’re going well. Probably a problem with your router.
We shall look.
Without hanging the pipe, we get a wargan and start to hang on it. From that end of the pipe wild rust for 10 minutes, after which:
Fuck, advanced people, we are still setting the drum.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №3848
 15.04.2008
and.Visit to Kursk
dxxx: tell me, I'll leave for a couple of seconds
and.The road is narrow, one lane in one direction, the other in the other.
and.by OK
and.: and overtaking prohibited - consistent
and.I caught a yellow catch.
and.She wraps 30 kilometers.
and.We walked for 20 minutes, and everything was forbidden and prohibited.
and.They decided to overtake
and.: and here the DPS with flashes catches us, we stop, in the GIBDDshnaya car 1 hybrid
and.This yellow catalogue follows, it stops, the second hybrid comes out of it.
and.Well, the type... what are you... or 4 months deprivation of rights, or 1.5 thousand rubles now)
and.So have in mind

Raise the people up, let the whole country know these gays in the face and prepare video cameras.

They had to show up and present documents. Here is their FIU.

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №3847
 15.04.2008
I recently got into a quarrel with my girlfriend. Today is her birthday. I bought a gift, flowers. I come, I think we will be happy. I knock on the door, three nails in her hands, she covers, the voices of the guests are spread from behind, the music plays... I stretch the flowers, I say, “Do you let go?”" She says, “No!”" With the cry, “Well, then pray, shake up!”" I throw one flower on the floor, and I stretch her two beetles... I’ve shaken myself already in the elevator when I went down...

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №3846
 15.04.2008
Bubble is not dry.
A chicken is a chicken.
A chicken is a chicken?
I’ve always thought that the bullshit is an esca...
c) G0r0v[i]cH

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №3845
 15.04.2008
I want to be the girl of Somebody from the Amins of Bash.
I promise to: 1. to love 2. Welcome to 3. Not distracting from the comp.
4 is It is delicious to cook 5. cleansing
I ask for: 1. to love 2. Welcome to 3. Do not torture my cats. Remove all shit.
c) The Rice
HY is
c) Carr Laeda

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №3844
 15.04.2008
Breads: I feel like computer science teachers are advanced versions of secretary blondes.

[ + 14 - ] Comment quote №3843
 15.04.2008
BoyScout: Will the girls be?
Sanches: Neo
Sanches: Yes
BoyScout: how is it?
BoyScout: Should I wash my head or mouth?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №3842
 15.04.2008
Reman (00:15:54 15/04/2008)
I went to work with a notebook.

Reman (00:16:06 15/04/2008)
I sit without touching anyone in the L2 spire to do nothing more

Reman (00:16:25 15/04/2008)
Suddenly I realize that something is wrong, I look at 8 p.m.... I forgot to go home xD

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №3841
 15.04.2008
Our company had only one company. There is no money for them now. Because everybody in the corporation has joined up, sitting, cuddling, and the nihua is not working. And admin opened to managers ontact and classmates. And I can’t do anything about it, because I’m now, like, not the head of the department, but “Oh, Dimon, let’s go for lunch and drink a beer.”
I hate corporations.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №3840
 15.04.2008
and.Visit to Kursk
dxxx: tell me, I'll leave for a couple of seconds
and.The road is narrow, one lane in one direction, the other in the other.
and.by OK
and.: and overtaking prohibited - consistent
and.I caught a yellow catch.
and.She wraps 30 kilometers.
and.We walked for 20 minutes, and everything was forbidden and prohibited.
and.They decided to overtake
and.: and here the DPS with flashes catches us, we stop, in the GIBDDshnaya car 1 hybrid
and.This yellow catalogue follows, it stops, the second hybrid comes out of it.
and.Well, the type... what are you... or 4 months deprivation of rights, or 1.5 thousand rubles now)
and.So have in mind

Raise the people up, let the whole country know these gays in the face and prepare video cameras.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №3839
 15.04.2008
Do you have a thick week program?
Nafiga to you? Look at the Internet
The Internet is uncomfortable.

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №3838
 15.04.2008
Slayer: ordered a sprayer on the exist
Slayer: Everything is tracked on the site, fun
Slayer: 08.04.2008 xxxxx Mitsubishi MR xxxxx Sprinkler rear right 1 1 034,55 1 034,55 0,00 14.04.2008 At work 26.04.2008
Xenozauros: concise
Xenozauros: It would be more cool if it was written in the rhythm:
Called Cole, he is not there.
I called you, no.
- Called Vadim, says it will be tomorrow
- gave the puzzles to Oleg, the shob was not in the sappar ruby, but was looking for your brazgovik
He fired Oleg.
...

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №3837
 15.04.2008
Braker
"In Vista Kosynka and Sapper look better than in HR. I am considering a complete transition to it."
Andrey78
For me in Vista is one plus: it has built-in chess! andquot;

Yes guys, this is the most important argument in favour of Vista of all I have ever heard.)))))

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №3836
 15.04.2008
XXX is
Two schoolchildren arrested for planning to kill Chuck Norris
YYYY
Naively
YYYY
They would still try to win Wassermann in an intellectual victory.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №3835
 15.04.2008
by Gentoo
<x> this is my first understanding here... as much as I knew... =)
<x> I know everything

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №3834
 15.04.2008
Lunar - ELF
Who is your mother in the sign of the zodiac?and :)

Hren_Znaet
We have the whole family like a herd... I am a goat, a father of lambs, a mother of calves...

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