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[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №3753
 14.04.2008
The xxx:
I don't have a smile like that, so I'll describe it:

You are on your knees and elbows, your chest is pressed to the bed, your hip is up, I am following you doing rhythmic movements with increasing amplitude and pace.

The xxx:
I do not do it separately from you, but in you. Think of anything extra.)

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №3752
 14.04.2008
I watched Japanese porn... the sounds made the impression that it was a rubber fucking))))

[ + 9 - ] Comment quote №3751
 14.04.2008
Caldier: Give up, now go out to one site, and there in the column "we help" is written "children's underwear". And it would be nothing if it wasn’t about Adolf Hitler.

AlieNuSHka: Mda... O_o

[ + 7 - ] Comment quote №3750
 14.04.2008
Odmin differs from the user in that Odmin realizes that the car is duller than him, I the simple user thinks that the machine is smarter, but calls it dumb to hide it.

[ + 5 - ] Comment quote №3749
 14.04.2008
All of. In the fullness of the measure felt the fullness of the phrase: "From minors inet dumb" The site from the chosen removed.

[ + 11 - ] Comment quote №3748
 14.04.2008
Trific: Good night
Rustam: How are you doing?
Trific is OK. What is yours? )
Rustam: My just wonderful, very happy for you (:
Trific: You won’t believe it. and mutual.
Rustam: I hardly believe it.
Rustam: Let me ask you, what does the Sudarina do at such a late hour?
Rustam: (the chest of the house)
Trific: I’ll let you answer that I’m not doing anything at this late hour.
Rific (all of it)
Rustam: How is it! There are so many useful things!
Rustam: (Read the Abyss of Basha, Bugag)
Trific: Oh the seller. All things changed.
Trific: (and NNM, and VContact, etc.)
Rustam: Sudarya, you are so rushy, I do wonder!
Rustam (Huyase O_o)
Trific: Well what you are, the right strike is not worth it!
Trific: (good and sorry *Pardon*)
Rustam: It’s worth it, Sugar, it’s still worth it!

[ + 6 - ] Comment quote №3747
 14.04.2008
Well, you told me then what he said even though he said you’t say?

[ + 6 - ] Comment quote №3746
 14.04.2008
Stsuko, the cargo has arrived at the post of the Western Moscow Customs (which, by the way, is in the Southern Administrative District of the capital in the area of Northern Butovo), I come in the morning, I submit declarations, all the affairs... I come to the warehouse. And what do you think the five customsmen are doing there? Correctly - exemplify each other some type of butaforian ninja equipment found in one of the packages being reviewed. I needed a group photo. Another proof that Russia is indeed an invincible country!

[ + 12 - ] Comment quote №3745
 14.04.2008
by her (15:52:42 12/04/2008)
I will come to the meeting of graduates mordu camminate nabu

eye (15:53:04 12/04/2008)
I understood your angry words, she did not give you again.

by her (15:53:16 12/04/2008)
and 8-)

eye(15:54:40 12/04/2008)
One of my acquainted street philosophers, a great drinker, said, “There are no babs who don’t give, there are babies who ask badly.”

eye (15:56:08 12/04/2008)
Hatha on the other hand - "Sucks won't want - the cage won't jump" (R) (Sergeič 2006-2008)

eye (15:56:38 12/04/2008)
Wild, are you quiet there? You are crying?

Issued (15:57:52 12/04/2008)

[ + 7 - ] Comment quote №3744
 14.04.2008
- I cut my wife's note 80 port to 25kb / s (the entire channel is 500kb / s, if you swipe to 50kb / s - there are lies) - for surfing enough and my ping doesn't bother.
Such proportions are a direct threat to marriage.

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №3743
 14.04.2008
[kiLLLove] Bpa4.> there was a thunderstorm, I get up at home a cat sitting on the pitch and two cats hanged on it and a whip... I started to pin their legs to get down, and they would get stuck in it... if it was thrown away, and they were again like a swallow))))
I’m not going to be I was.

[ + 12 - ] Comment quote №3742
 14.04.2008
dominoid (11:20:49 13/04/2008)
fucking

Dominoid (11:20:56 13/04/2008)
A man wrote a message.

dominoid (11:21:25 13/04/2008)
writes, type I had from 2 to 12 May 2008 had problems c inet, make a re-calculate

dominoid (11:21:46 13/04/2008)
Hopefully he will hang a block at the port for this period and then tell him that he is a prophet.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №3741
 14.04.2008
Yesterday I washed my jeans, but today my dad noticed that they were blue.

[ + 13 - ] Comment quote №3740
 14.04.2008
Do you know how to repair your old shoes? Stick to the foot of one of them a bright green or orange price mark.
c) Torkvi

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №3739
 14.04.2008
xxx: By definition the number 0,(9) is not valid, and the number 1 is, => 1!=0,(9). But at the same time 1/3 = 0,(3), and if we have both parts at 3 we get...
YYY : The Sophism?
XXX is fucking!

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №3738
 14.04.2008
From the audiobook website:
King S. The Walking
The horror that came into the rich rich town took on one of the oldest faces in the world – the face of the Roma camp.
Read by: I. Murashko

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №3737
 14.04.2008
Nitro: I have a friend, she is a launch designer! So this is when I came to her a day ago at the Aqual Land... all under asphalt!!! A creative approach!

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №3736
 14.04.2008
Nishka (19:04:04 13/04/2008)
The bodies have not yet been removed. Dad said tomorrow.

Nishka (19:04:12 13/04/2008)
Oh is.

Nishka (19:04:17 13/04/2008)
Sorry, not to you.

Kuper (19:04:20 13/04/2008)
ha ha! Nihua is Oh!

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №3735
 14.04.2008
I play VVku, here the type runs, writes "I am a loser =(" and jumps from the breakout, but he has some miracle remains 1%hp and here is the next inscription "Here! I can’t even be a murderer!! Everyone who saw this slowly slipped under the table.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №3734
 14.04.2008
in Europe+ advertise some event in some nightclub: "... face control, dress code...", so I want to add "..., medical examination"

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