She: Smoke, what if you don’t go to work with the company? You understand them well.
He has a hobby and a profession. Do not confuse.
She is :?
Do you love the house, cleanliness? To like to clean, to put in order?
She: Yes
Do you want to work as a cleaner?
Okay, I understand what you are talking about :)

Correspondence of two expeditioners

Dear Anatoly,

We hereby inform you that the a/m KI3612/M9202A is still unloaded and is still in operation. Your sender claims that the cargo cannot be submerged in a semi-trailer.

I remind you that from tomorrow the simple A / M starts and the fine will be 150 Euro / day.

With respect,

Elena

Dear Lena

I fucking cry and fuck. Fuck and cry. The sender has the suspicion that your driver was smashed in the trailer at least 6 times because the smell is such that you will not load the baby food yourself. Isn’t this the first time you do it with him? I, by the way, wrote in the application to submit a clean ref and not to mess up the fucking car with the door. He runs like a macaco on a corn field and cries that he is not loaded. Fuck the shit. and st. I’ll give you another car or let your friend’s deodorant trailer hurl.

The writer.
I sit in the bus today and behind me a young couple, aged 16-17.
There is such a beautiful snow on the street.
Such a small conversation.
She: smari, smari what a beautiful snow
See also: AGA
You look, you don’t look, you look.
I see, I look from the other side.
She: What’s going on there too?
I began to roast like an exploded and the guy went out to the first stop leaving her in the bus.

Anyone reminds me that LG is a Goldstar?
___________________________

There are even those who watch it at night.and (

Is it true that the larger the car the shorter the member?

The wider the fist, the smaller the Chihuahua.

She is a fool!!! to

See also: 1-1

thy (23:12:02)
Paradox if I say I am lying. So I am lying that I am lying... It goes, I am telling the truth. Then I tell the truth that I am lying. If what I am lying is true, then I am still lying.
Thoughts: (23:13:34)
I have a philosophy exam tomorrow. I remembered!! I am already preparing.

Women don’t like men, they like to talk about them.

by konde13

Families build a house in the suburbs, moreover, they live nearby in a while,

All the money for construction, maximum of their own hands. and gas,

electricity, there is its own well, but here with the sewerage of the pipe, rather

There are no pipes, only a full seam. I asked the company to do it.

The project solved the problem. There were two, a girl in her heels, and a

Makeup and hair are all such business. I started telling immediately.

about closed cycle, about filtration, about ecology. Shake up and all

The advertising brochure. Volodya, the most familiar, is sad, he is

Everything on the drum, he needs a paper with a print and nothing more. and here

The second representative of the firm asks the question on the substance - "How many people

We found a common language in three minutes :-)

The happiest period of a young father's life is when the child is already

She was born but has not yet left her mother's home.

Medvedev is a young man... he does everything right... another would bend before the EU... and our ешyo and forum gave
Wauu: let him try to bend... Putin’t bend him until the end of the term

I woke up with the realization that I am wildly fun because I have rusty friends. These friends are guys. Top list of compliments from them (who else can come to mind to say that?!) by :

1st "You are a straight p**child frightening shit!" - Male part of the population! If you read the classics - good guys, you don't have to dilute them with universal interdomains!
2nd "You have a beautiful skull." - Ah, it was such a compliment! I am still in horror. Just spoke his boyfriend who is engaged in martial arts. The crazy.
Three "How you technically landed!"- Em... guys... If a girl flies from the stairs and lands not with her face, but on her hands, believe me, she is not specifically))) In general, be silent and just help to get up!
4 is "You are like that.
Well what?
It is the same!"
No comments.
5 is "Better than you is only petroleum." - This phrase cannot be understood if you do not know what the farmer said.

Wow, I love my friends))))) Charge of positive at every meeting)))

8: [ 33 ] added 2009-01-14 20:24
cyanide
Sablina: I got a text message: "Night at the grandmother, don’t worry". I sit, I think: son or husband?

The sea: look at the number! It is stupid!! to

Hey to! Who has gone? Son or husband? The whole country, breathing, is waiting for an answer!

Hopeless (11:54:12 16/01/2009)
Do you know that there is gesture?
Commissioner (11:55:00 16/01/2009)
I know, it is low-carbon steel with a thickness of up to 0.5 mm, and what?
Hopeless (11:55:45 16/01/2009)
No, this is when Humor FM is on in the dentist's office

I go to the kitchen. I look at the clock. I think: time is somewhat round... then the second thought: what place is it round? Third thought: ah yes, exactly... round...))))

OpenNet: On January 22, 2009, a unique event will take place in Moscow – a joint meeting of the Moscow user groups MySQL and PostgreSQL!

The comments:
, svn, 18:36:41, 15/01/2009 [answer] (1)
Will they suddenly drink and fight? :D

funny_falcon, 18:40:56, 15/01/2009 [answer] (2)
What is " suddenly"?

I love military, beautiful and healthy.
I love the brown beads! :)

As always, foreign films are burning!
I watched the movie "The Peacemaker". There was a nuclear disaster in Russia. Someone there gives an American military chief intelligence information about Russian missiles. She looks at the sheet and says: "This is nonsense!". The assistant specifies: "This is Cyrillic"

DemonesskA ‎(23:22):
We have 29 girls and 1 boy... and here is the one...
maydie ‎(23:22):
Happily

And I at work yesterday had a joke.Siju, I mean, I fill the history of illness at the table, and I have over my workplace Manson's poster hanging, it means that a patient who came to me in the morning, as she saw the poster with Menny fell into a stupor, and then the bullet ran out of the office.I mean, to her in the chamber, I ask, why she ran out, she said.that my soul is lost, once the meat weighs the poster of this 'blasphemous' and that she will not go into the office again, she falls into a stupor, she kept that she would not laugh, she didn't even know how to keep up with her, she went out of the chamber went back to the Ardinator. Smile is

A friend won the competition of New Year's Poems in the bar:

Hello Father Christmas!
Did you bring us gifts?
Is it in the vein or in the nose?