My left side is more than my right side.
It would be funny if I wasn’t a man.

Dzirt_DoUrden: Ah...I’d like to bite you for a moment...I’d like to bite you for a little bit))

It’s not so erotic at all.

Dzirt_DoUrden: Why am I erotic, I want to eat.

Poppy: What are you doing?
Tagged with: SO2
Poppy: I did not understand
and carbon dioxide ?
Are you a carbon dioxide?
The bleak...
Griff: go on =)
Puppy: to whom?
Griff: yourself, abstinence...

XXX(23:06:29 13/04/2008)
I am a failure because I always get what I don’t need.

XXX(23:06:54 13/04/2008)
Imagine you drown and you instead of a rescue ring falls a leather suitcase with a million backs.

XXX(23:06:59 13/04/2008)
I am so crazy and I live.

If you say even a word, you’ll get me out of you!!!!!!!! to
Oh well!! Why are you silent?!! to

I love when my parents aren’t at home ?
Q: What can you do in their absence, what can you not do in their absence? The MMM? and ;)
X: You can send the cat out loud! = = )
u: o_o

Why is it said that a light bulb can be put in the mouth and not pulled out? I pushed and pulled out for the sake of interest, it is not difficult, only the mouth needs to be opened.))) The lamp is 100 watts, 220 volts... What is the joke?

Give me a number ?

How deep is the lamp in??? O_O

At what point did she cut her? o_0 ©3klan

Q: Have you found a girlfriend?
TUSL2-C: It’s up to me!! to
TUSL2-c: I fucking found an instruction on how to assemble a Lego minivan that shoots rubber!!!!!!! to

I recently went to PC maintenance and repair courses. When I was recorded, I was told to prepare 10 DVDs - they would throw me books with educational films.
Waiting for the first DVD. After I was given it, I strongly believed that I could not have enough of ten... They gave me books in the Word format, and every word page was scanned... In the end, the 400-page book had almost a gigabyte (in djvu it weighs 6 MB).
My confidence in these courses fell slightly.

Each creature in a pair.
Sissodmin on beer.

To teach children to behave decently, we need to create decent surroundings.

The Society.

The story was told by my acquaintance. During the Soviet years, his father served in

The missile parts. In short, a polygon in the desert. by Barhan. They launched in

Training for missiles. She failed to shoot and ran into the

and barhan. And stuck there. The chief scratched the tail - and sent KAMAZ

Destroy a rocket from Barkhan. Kamaz approached, grabbed the wire, dragged...

The rocket pulled out of the barkhan, the engine turned on – and it went.

Camaz as a toy car flew after her. In life, he said

her uncle, - I hadn't seen Camaz come out with such a crazy speed

The driver flew... he wasn’t a fool and didn’t wait for the matter to end.

A joke of the mid-1980s.



Sow is sitting on a tree. He sees a fox running past.

Lisa, where are you going?

Not “where”, but “from where”. Have you ever heard of the rebuilding?

Thinking and combating non-working income?

And what?

- So I have a dear shirt and the whole family has expensive sweaters.

Find out how you acquired...



Lisa has fled. And the turtle notices a turtle jumping by the gallop below.

Turtle, where are you going?

I am rescuing. A restructuring though. Acceleration and combating non-working income.

And I have my own house, and all children have their own home.



The eagle sees a running rabbit.

Rabbit, who are you talking about?

The restructuring. The fight against non-working income.

Why are you afraid of your naked ass?

Yes, it will start with us...

xxx: I have to pull Linux license here I will put
YYY: What does a licensed Linux mean???? to
YYY: I congratulate you anyway.
xxx: the original, licensed copy
What do we have in the net?
XXX: The Pirate
Which other pirate?
xxx: and you thought we had all the licenses here))
Yyy: What is the license for Linux, what are you talking about?
xxx: Well not copied on a slide and not downloaded from the network, but in the original packaging
Don’t just say that to Linux.

Haben: Mya... Where the world goes... I used to read poetry to girls, and now quotes from Basha... And the result is the same – they don’t give, foolish.

Hm... it is strange. Why can only registered users comment on quotes, and add - who got? Would it be the opposite – maybe there would be less of all the pebbles and greens?

Only the Russians could call power bracelets - tenderness.

Children who are afraid to burn for masturbation
The fools who fear that their own girlfriend will burn them, and the fools who are really offended when they suddenly find out that their own girlfriend will burn them. It shakes.
3. stumbled down the sluggish losers, who ask their mines for the doctor and some holidays

Stop writing about these topics, it's sad and sad, and it's definitely not funny. Change something in yourself or lick the rosette.

and plush.

Aiger is Void.

Recently, it was announced that a Far Cry movie would be filmed. And it will be filmed... Uve Boll...
Do not allow this.
petitiononline tchk com/RRH53888/petition tchk html
Uwe Boll has promised that if the petition is signed by 1 million people, he will end his film career.
Sign up yourself and ask your friends, please.

Coorvin (23:01:58 12/04/2008)
It was about half an hour ago. ?
The situation:
In the courtyard there are tennis tables and a bench with two girls.
I go to the table, they don’t hear me, I throw a jacket on him, and on the turnik.
They do not hear.
8 times I stretch, the muscles hurt wildly, the shirt from the pants fled,
I have a characteristic breath, I control it and approach it from the table to the jacket.
One turns around and sees me doing something with my pants in the belt area and "a! A!A!A!"