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[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №3493
 09.04.2008
Versin
And I somehow got a mouse alone, crawling in the kitchen, into the rooms like not going out. I seriously wanted to open the door to the kitchen (I have a corridor like that), lie down in the corridor with a pneumatic rifle for the night, cover myself with a blanket and lie motionless for hours. Films about the snipers lay on favorable soil.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №3492
 09.04.2008
Retail: Yes, I hate the pigs, the blacks and the hatches, they all have to be killed.
Evilbizon: Our ancestors were killed by the Nazis during the WW, and you have become a skinhead in respect of them?
Retail: go you go, because of anti-fascists like you, the blacks have plagued our country.
Evilbizon: Yes... judging by your reasoning, you’re probably 15 years old
Retail: Do you mean OH? I am 21
Evilbizon: Mom, I am afraid...
Retail: Everyone is afraid of me. When I go to school, all the rapers are hiding in the classes.
21 you say...

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №3491
 09.04.2008
To one of my acquaintances for a good success, my parents gave a laptop. I don’t like it, I think my son has learned so well.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №3490
 09.04.2008
1 to Hello! How is life young?
2 and hello. very well. What is yours?
In other words – my...

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №3489
 09.04.2008
Abzatz: Everybody thinks I am not such an ipaca cultural opera I listen to
Abzatz: and they don’t even know that it’s music from hmm2
Abzatz: I sit with nostalgia

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №3488
 09.04.2008
Pedestrians should be missed. The voice from the back: what if one? Dough if you want. Even if a half-man goes, you have to miss it.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №3487
 09.04.2008
Nina (16:02:44 2/04/2008)
Moved to a new office.
Nina (16:02:49 2/04/2008)
In New York 11
Sonja (16:03:04 2/04/2008)
Oh you are! The fingers ?
Nina (16:03:10 2/04/2008)
Aha
Sonja (16:03:57 2/04/2008)
Where to put the machine?
nona (16:04:06 2/04/2008)
Damn wearing it.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №3486
 09.04.2008
AGRRR writes: He swallowed a lamp of 300 watts into a cover lamp... Half an hour he lit it, then he could not turn it off for half an hour.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №3485
 09.04.2008
One is Dharma!
2nd (
1: Is it so sad?
What did you get from (:

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №3484
 09.04.2008
www: I mailed, my internet provider sent a message that my debt is 850 rubles and so the internet was shut down.
YYY: How do you know about it?
www: And I noticed that there was no inet, I went to pay myself and the letter came.
YYY: I wonder what they thought about there, who are they sending, where?
www: I wrote in the registration questionnaire - TELEPAT

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №3483
 09.04.2008
Matt is a symbol of powerlessness.
I did not understand.
Well, for example, when there is no real possibility of shooting someone, they say, “Hu!
And if they say, “It’s been betrayed!”"?
It is also a sign of powerlessness, meaning that the implicit thing cannot be quarrelled or fucking.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №3482
 09.04.2008
Decoratrix> Yesterday in OGI Dog Korolenko reasoned about mushrooms. There are fungi after which something seems to happen; there are fungi after which something really happens.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №3481
 09.04.2008
No comment. Advertising on Central TV.
"Why did you start using Persil washing powder? I used to use a different washing powder when my daughter was young; but when my daughter grew up, other spots began to appear on her clothes, making it harder to wash them... So I used the Persil washing powder! Persil, always Persil!"

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №3480
 09.04.2008
Hi, what are you doing?
Func: I look at the telecast.
Master: What is going on?
function: H.Z is turned off

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №3479
 09.04.2008
How to say culturally dohuja?
Skull "Nearly to the Belt"

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №3478
 09.04.2008
I have a nuclear mushroom in front of my house. This is PPC!! to
Goose: Okay okay! And me too!!! to
Aaaah, it is cool!

Vasya has quit (No route to host)
Gosha has quit (No route to host)

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №3477
 09.04.2008
Galatians (23:51:28 7/04/2008)
Why don’t you go for a girl, M?

Violence (23:52:12 7/04/2008)
for a gay party.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №3476
 09.04.2008
I can’t afford to pick up this crazy life of drivers.
c) the mouse

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №3475
 09.04.2008
You are a fucking idiot!!! to
WOW: What is the case?
XHH: you are a photo of my sister, my sister, where her hands are divided, are you photoshop???? to
I am : )
Hahahaha, did you do that??? She cannot sleep now!! to
WOW: She asked to do beautiful, I did, what claims?
XHH: Adding a cross, nails to your hands and attaching a turning vein to your head is beautiful?
WOW: Is it not?
XHH: She meant the flowers there hearts and you fucking did it?? to
Although I did not argue beautifully...

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №3474
 09.04.2008
Finally, it turned out that there are even copnics in England, they even have a definition and a special word:
chav; chav (a teenager or young person, often undereducated, blindly following fashion; lives on a guide or arranges for unskilled work; dressed in a sports suit, white shoes, a baseball cap with eye-catching logos of fashion brands; wears a large number of gold jewelry: massive chains, rings, bracelets; for representatives of the middle class embodies laziness, ignorance and stupidity)

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