Prepod before the lecture: I am monitored by the FSB so I will read the lecture in French.
The Emo-Hopper: The Guide
Fuck, you really exist!
Excerpt from the forum...
The question:
I bought a computer with Windows XP six months ago. Everything worked well, but it has been loading for a long time lately. I was told that there was a lot of garbage on the disk and I need to clean it. Well, I disassembled the winchester (this is where the screw stands, indeed I had to sweat a little), washed it out of dust, wiped out the discs with a column (well, there was no alcohol at the time), lubricated all the decomposing parts with machine oil, collected everything back. After that, my computer stopped loading. Well, I thought that I could clean up the processor (maybe the output was oxidized). He began to pull him out, and he did not get out of the panel (well, what about the conclusions), fake his screwdriver and he broke into two parts. He had to stick it up for a moment (clicked honestly, almost not noticeably). Added %F
<Baht> Batya woke up at 2 a.m. today, motivating it in the most unexpected way
<Baht> He said "Well, you still do nothing!"
I finally became a man!!! to
Yes, the world is not without good fools.
by Fuck! A haircut machine in the nose, shit!
I made a few turns and got up. Probably the battery. ELLE is out! Tears in the stream! ?
xxx ‎(5:06):
Good morning cat. A wild dream of an apocalyptic nature: that the earth was inhabited by dragons from the lineage, and people from them are hiding in large buildings. I woke up at the moment that I was reporting to the chief of the security service that he was not monitoring the subterfugees and surks.
XX: We have a real puppy grown up.
Everywhere climbs, dampens to everything, slightly - hives, slides seeds, when seen by mobile phones - requires a call.
<Vodyanoy> As the unforgettable cat Matroskin said, in order to remove something unnecessary you must first download something unnecessary, and we have no place on the screw! O_O
by Nathan:
Adam and Eve are carved in the garden, God descends to them and says, "My children, I have two gifts for you, only you have to decide which one."The first gift is to write standing. And Adam ran through the garden, rejoicing, jumping, shouting, sucking on everything in a row! On the trees, on the flowers, on every bowl and just on the ground! Eve stood up next to God... In silence they looked together at this madness... And then Eve asked, “My God, and the second is what gift?” And God said, “Brain, Eve, brain...”
by KeeKer:
You have heard the story of how God first called Eve.
Is it worth striving to get to heaven if the only means of transportation
Is there a catapult?
A friend works as a quality inspector in a shop.
The powder painting. Clearly, there is a slang by designation.
The Marriage. And the details of them go under digital-letter codes.
And here, the boss calls her tonight, say, how are you doing? She is a happy report.
I take, call back and start dictating something like this:
4 mrb 10 - shagren, 8 hzh 20 crater, 12 pcl 30 web... then, dying
Shut off the cell phone! Wrong the number.
Unknown subscriber very frightened - respected spy, don't get caught up
In your game, you are wrong number! In the end, don’t look for me.
I promise I will not tell anyone!
What do you wear your glasses for?
A little bit.
And I am a troll.
What do you squeeze?
and nothing. I just breathe through the glass.
I also breathe, but it helps little.
What are you drinking?
According to undeniable facts, the presence of dust in the cat toilet revealed the most developed branches of the cat transport system. One branch leads to the couch, the other to my computer chair... Apparently they are sleeping, then they are being removed for me.
A real joke. I stopped somehow from doing them to a friend on a soapboard in a photo album... Waltzpatzalom! The first frame stands this nineteen-year-old chatty man naked, covering himself with a guitar... Lan-poch, that the photos are not private, and open to all his friends O_o The second frame stands he (you probably guessed that he is also naked), holding the eggs with his hand with a paper glued to his chest with the inscription “The writer wants sex” and an acki arrow pointing a finger directed at that “wishable” unit... =) Z.Y. When asked who was the photographer, he answered with a serious face: "Grandma" O_o
No Naughty
I turned away, I became like a hammer.
Toster
I went away
Toster
It sounded 5
No Naughty
What?
No Naughty
I eaten
No Naughty
I described
Toster
Did you get out and describe yourself?
What is your mother, Enrico?
“Our people are so harsh that they buy Chinese phones to crack over the Russian language.
Prepod Senya gave a lecture:
I wrote for half an hour the text of the program, telling in the course of the matter how it works, then finished and issued a brilliant phrase:
"I’m not sure it works...but there’s something in it"
Have you seen 12 monkeys?
Is this a film by Nikita Mikhalkov?
And yet, when I led the children to watch the epic event in the boring life of our suburban city - the fairy squad of the offensive Olympic fire, I listened to such a dialogue of the children.
- Here is between plates and holes... (we go along the shore, there are really such gaps). This is Economic St. Petersburg, even on the grinding between the plates are saved, so much more historic!
“No, it’s not an economical St. Petersburg, it’s a banditic St. Petersburg, it’s a hole between the rocks, so that it would be harder for the girls on the spikes to escape from the maniacs.