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[ + 48 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №754
 04.01.2008
and kok:
Find out how to transfer books from TXT to MP3

and Izzzum:
^ ^ ^ ^ No Comment but why not immediately in 3gp or XviD?

and kok:
In what format are your audiobooks?

and kok:
Or do you think a fool is sitting in front of the microphone?

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №753
 04.01.2008
1 January evening:

Listen, don’t you know why the saleswoman from the barracks next to my house is looking at me so strangely?
bbb: :) Moreover... And who in the night in a troll mask and Santa's hat tried to buy her 2 green manna?

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №752
 04.01.2008
<Noiser> growth
<Noiser> I want to buy my iPod
<Noiser> iPhone
<Noiser> Icarus
<Noiser> andabou
<ElmiKo> the property?)

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №751
 04.01.2008
How strange is it now to hear a police sirene on the street... when you turn on... the client’s torrent.

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №750
 04.01.2008
XXX: Hopefully fseh padrad a god will see how old you are and how beautiful you are!

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №749
 04.01.2008
About Crysis.

Shimoda > I remember I was almost upset when something jumped on tops in the forest and swung up.
Commandante Roader > that is white :)
Shimoda > I'm so on the white now foam to sleep normally =)

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №748
 04.01.2008
I: And sex without love he does not perceive at all?
He was out of that age. :D
I: What, did he say so?
She is: AHA
I am a bit of a %-))))))))

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №747
 04.01.2008
Favorite (00:37:32 4/01/2008)
Write a pleasant

Leo (00:38:04 4/01/2008)
Cunigulingus

Favorite (00:38:46 4/01/2008)
You know what to catch ;)

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №746
 04.01.2008
ast (21:41:17 2/01/2008)
Cut off your firewall, I cannot triple it.

Verzweiflung (21:41:41 2/01/2008)
You know, I do not understand that. Who can you cut off and what can you not do?

[ + 13 - ] Comment quote №745
 04.01.2008
No, I understand, of course, that it was necessary for spammers to originalize on the NG, and even a congratulation of the type "spammers wish you a fun NG" was not very surprising, but what I got last night in the ASU...:
The New Year’s Sex!!! The distortion!! The rape!! Sex with a rat!!and "

O_O

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №744
 04.01.2008
defacko: a narrowly limited circle of people from the network know but everyone who knows is satisfied
Blade in the sense of warm I am good
Boy: I am pleased with you :)
I burned the fox.
...
At least a narrow circle :)
I would say very narrowly.
Tagged: fucking

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №743
 04.01.2008
XXX is
I work 8 hours a day, 5 days a week.

YYYY
Just like advertising...

YYYY
Do you work as a deodorant?

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №742
 04.01.2008
The light:
well bb
by Mb8:
I hear from Nubia.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №741
 04.01.2008
1 Name of place
1 for a hole.
1 )
2 Muay Thai
2 burning
2 on right.
This is one of our members.
1 Picked
Vote for the hole!
2 pct

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №740
 04.01.2008
XXX: I won’t be 10 minutes, if somebody will write, it’s not me, it’s YYY’s fucking.
ZZZ: Ok...
Forget all that I said ahahah I’m the sauce of hui!!!! to

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №739
 04.01.2008
Slack > someone has wood for usb cable

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №738
 04.01.2008
Homer (14:44:22 3/01/2008)
You know, Len Boehm doesn’t care much about grandmothers.

Homer (14:44:25 3/01/2008)
The girls *

Homer (14:44:30 3/01/2008)
The girls *

Homer (14:44:34 3/01/2008)
Fuck the grandmother.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №737
 04.01.2008
XXX is
Who are you by religion?

YYYY
I am God.

XXX is
Authorship

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №736
 04.01.2008
She is :
18 years
She is :
I work
She is :
The girl
He is:
How about working as a girl?
She is :
Blonde

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №735
 04.01.2008
Love is
Go to the coaster? 😉
NEPSIhuy
I don’t like running.
Love is
by pf. Well well (
NEPSIhuy
The mine eats 4 and a half cups of jade, a bottle of martini, a bottle of champagne, a liter of vinice and a pot of glintway! What kind of catch?! to
Love is
I have to say 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉
Love is
Go to Catch!! to

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