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[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №2694
 16.03.2008
Sweety*: Sani, go to the cinema on Friday!? to
SCULPTOR: I live in Peter, you are in Moscow, kaoe nahui movie?? to
Sweety: Will you not go?? to

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №2693
 16.03.2008
XXX is
I will bathe!

YYY
Let us battle together!

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №2692
 16.03.2008
Prepod: - Why when providing first aid to a drowning under the neck a roll is placed? A dark voice from the room: - To break it was more comfortable...

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №2691
 16.03.2008
"Soviet Wings" defeated "Terek" in Grozny.
SeadogX (20:58 14.03.2008)
Counterterrorists win.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №2690
 16.03.2008
* user789 was kicked by Oliver_Wood (user789)
* user789 has joined #PetrPikora
<user789> inet glutches
<Oliver_Wood> I agree with you

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №2689
 16.03.2008
Philosophical Dictionary: "Hule (dr. by Mr.) The History of Aristotle"
So it looks:
360 years BC. The ancient Greece.
Scientists ask Aristotle: “Honored Aristotle, what do you think of forms of being?”

Aristotle (disrespectfully splashing on the floor): "And hule here to think..."

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №2688
 16.03.2008
In the sky only talk about the sea.
NN: Ugh... in the net just talking about sex...

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №2687
 16.03.2008
Reply to Mail.ru

Question: Hello to everyone!Can a cat be sterilized at home?? to

Answer : Of course! You take a pot, boil water in it, then without turning off the fire, take a cat, stretch his mouth, stretch it on a pot and let it be sterilized by steam for five minutes.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №2686
 16.03.2008
PegaS (16:21:01 13/03/2008)
If I had seen myself now in 8th grade like this, I would probably be terrified.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №2685
 16.03.2008
Anonymous, Friday, July 27, 2007 by 19:42:43
Do you know where to find the audio book by Mr. Straustrup "The C++ Programming Language", 3rd edition?

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №2684
 16.03.2008
I asked my colleagues about food. It’s time for the blonde.
I: You can’t give me anything!
Here is the crap.
I: Oh yeah
With a black man!! to
I: Blackberry for the eyes is useful, and I still have the vision in order, I do not want to be with the blackberry, I do not want to improve again and then see through the walls!
She:... (thinkingly, and most importantly – unexpectedly connected!I think you’re a little overestimating the ability of the toast!

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №2683
 16.03.2008
I wake up in the morning.I check the mail.Among a bunch of spam, this is the topic of the letter - Crab Stalk offers you a friendship.
Well, I think the day starts great.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №2682
 16.03.2008
Prepod: What is it about you: the beginning of the semester, and you are like cooked all?
Spring is on the street. of avitaminosis.
Q: What is avitaminosis?
Well, we lack vitamins.
Q: Drink a drink.
A: We are drinking.
Drink the vitamins.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №2681
 16.03.2008
Ice at 0 degrees becomes water, and snow becomes shit, bulls from cigarettes and all kinds of garbage.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №2680
 16.03.2008
In the head of my strawberries, no problem, because I am a blonde yes, well and if not a blonde, there are strawberries anyway and they prevent me from thinking sometimes)))))

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №2679
 16.03.2008
The wings of Nostradamus... "the fairy tale of a martyche, a donkey, a goat and a mouse"... this is about our elections

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №2678
 16.03.2008
Soloveichik Lev
Listen and you don’t know where you can read about people who died when they were born.

DJ Run32
at the cemetery

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №2677
 16.03.2008
(0rs (02:05:46 15/03/2008)
How do you have such a picture with oil - Ohuenly beautiful girl of 25 years, in an outrageously short shirt and shirt, holding two bottles of beer in her hands "Baltika 9", running away from 2 babies, and arrowing on the whole yard "Well catch up my mom!!!" and? to

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №2676
 16.03.2008
BeHappy <Jen> cold hands do not excite at all, by the way

<decoder> like cold legs

- <Jen> generally live people drive

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №2675
 16.03.2008
Do you have fresh porn?
Nuke is
Parxomich: to get rid of?

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