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[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №694
 02.01.2008
365930676 (23:47:16 1/01/2008)
Congratulations to)
I knock by chance... just don’t share the story, and you won’t tell the acquaintances... sex in three is something... there were two of them... and I’m alone.
Sorry if...

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №693
 02.01.2008
Trotilla rumored that this year the president congratulated the country on the new year for the last time, from next year we will be congratulated by the prime minister :)

[ + 11 - ] Comment quote №692
 02.01.2008
AJIekceu: Have you ever noticed that after the phrase "The next bottle is followed by the most sober"The whole company understands that they are in shit?

[ + 12 - ] Comment quote №691
 02.01.2008
Stels (14:23:51 1/01/2008)
Good morning... good morning.

wicked (14:24:28 1/01/2008)
The good? and Nuneva

Stels (14:25:01 1/01/2008)
Do not burn

Stels (14:25:10 1/01/2008)
and listen to me

Stels (14:25:13 1/01/2008)
It is good fucking.

[ + 9 - ] Comment quote №690
 02.01.2008
<- electric caroch is such a topic..that New Year I met on the push =))
I go to bed at 10 a.m. on the 31st...Wake up on the 1st at 9 a.m.
<- but at night I went fucking...
-> Pillow
<- Well at home... silence, all the work... no one
<- I hear from the neighbors the curants beating..and all such uraiah
<- well, I hollowed up urayaaaa wiped out a point..and went to sleep
Dumb man, because as you meet the new year, so you will spend it.
< - khyy... well so much more so... now I have all sraaaaaAatAat =)))

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №689
 02.01.2008
XXX: I want that too.
YYY: How is it?
XX: From pieces of bodies to create living people.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?
XXX is so simple.
I am sorry to do it ?
yyy: necrophil mla :))))
XXX: They are still alive.
YYY: Well, the living parts of the body, it is a gesture :))
XXX is :)
Funny, you sit quietly, and your ass runs around the house.

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №688
 02.01.2008
<STALK3R> Now I look at the breed by the first, already there flashes "YA CREVEDKO"...
<STALK3R> Mda... the man from the basch who sent that fateful quote is probably proud now that he sees "ya crudely" on the first channel
<STALK3R> The National Heritage of Mill...

[ + 13 - ] Comment quote №687
 02.01.2008
I went to bed at six and got up at twelve.

Yyy I got up at 6 at 10 am I got up at 11 already I got up))))))

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №686
 02.01.2008
Kitty: My sister decided to beat my mom, but my mom turned out to be more clever and beat my sister
Kitty (10:46 AM) :
She found some paper with her data and began to read what kind of certificate of adoption, and Mom made round eyes and shouted:"Where did you find it?" Now the eyes of Julie rounded, and Mom laughed)

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №685
 02.01.2008
What do I think when a linguist tells me that she has O_O language?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №684
 02.01.2008
I just watched the advertisement.Tema:
A guy runs, a fly flies in front of him, he swallows it and runs on. he rushed home, went to the bathroom, dressed up, the fly flies out of his ass.
There is always a way out, there is always a way out.

This is the advertisement of the navigation system!!! to

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №683
 02.01.2008
FataL: I’m sitting on the chassis and I think I’m the only one in a minute before the new year has caught up to fuck? and :(

Positivchik: Assess, maybe you are the only one who literally sprinkled the New Year! and :)

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №682
 02.01.2008
Remember the main rule!!! to
During sex, the one who has a cold should be DOWN!!!! to
Mr. Sandman

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №681
 02.01.2008
How to write on the instructions for medication
Interactions with other drugs: Unknown

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №680
 02.01.2008
XXX is
I was very excited—imagine a guy in a long coat, in black boots, etc., in general — civilian-looking — throwing sand for the tree right under the nose of the workers who make the sand.
And I also had a blue pot, where I folded it all and counted a glamorous pad)

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №679
 02.01.2008
At 10 a.m. on January 1, I went out on the street, immediately thought that I am in the movie "I am a legend", a few minutes later I see students going to the camp, what a legend is here, on their faces it is "Day of the Living Dead".

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №678
 02.01.2008
I look at the empty streets at 2 p.m. and think that Santa has fulfilled my request and sent all the uepans to the uranium mines.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №677
 02.01.2008
The Pizzeria. I wonder who else thinks the New Year was so bad this time?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №676
 02.01.2008
I forgot to give you a gift!
Fuck it, leave it to yourself.
BSka: Is this shit to me?

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №675
 02.01.2008
[ifx]: stole, drunk, in jail (c) Gentlemen of Luck.
[ifx]: downloaded, sentenced to jail (c) the 4th amendment of the Copyright Act on Intellectual Property of January 1, 1988.

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