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[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №954
 16.01.2008
113 to 62.
Divide or multiply?
The pressure!

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №953
 16.01.2008
Good, translation, all the fucking, I found it here! I know all the songs!!! to

Good: Ralph Fringer, Hello

Julie: good, how the song is called... There is such: "ya ken yuu abbi abbi tu mi..."

Rihanna: good, and this... "N-on-on wine tar-tar something there when bla-bla...

I know what you know, Rihanna, When your girlfriend is sick.

Ralph Fringer: This is shit.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №952
 16.01.2008
1: What are you doing? Ready for theorem?
2: Nihua, what there, a mushroom puzzle I fold. This is a Chinese counterfeit. The entire Moscow has gone away.
2nd :? Did the brothers succeed?
One is blasphemy! What does this have to do with holidays? I love puzzles from childhood. I opened a bowl of shrimped mushrooms and came to mind with the ridiculous idea of collecting at least one mushroom in its entirety! Scuco, I sit for the third hour and pick up the pieces, I ate half the way, I opened the second bowl.
2: You are fucking fucking
2: I’m even afraid to think what scratches you’re crawling there.
1: Is it so? Am I fucking? You were a horse, theoremeh on Saturday, but so you, fucking, were rattled in the haffno, if you don’t remember suddenly!
2:...

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №951
 16.01.2008
Quote from SMS:

I am on the right to sdalaaa :-Duraaa...

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №950
 15.01.2008
Mrak (23:36) :
Most of me got a guitar made at the "Moscow experimental factory of the Soviet army"

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №949
 15.01.2008
The inscription on the note "The Samurai Sword. 1200 r. of China"

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №948
 15.01.2008
Dating site: girl
Moscow
Age of: 20
Sign of the Zodiac: Aquarius
Height of cm: 1,56
Weight in kg: 45

Is it a channeling facility?

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №947
 15.01.2008
The greatest benefit from the beginning of sexual life is realized by formatting a 80-gigabyte local drive with depreciated porn.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №946
 15.01.2008
<mister> Oh I have exactly 300 posts in Yandex
<mister> anniversary
<mister> hope to attribute
<Ex> and remove the marked

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №945
 15.01.2008
A friend of mine told him a joke:
What do you usually say to a graduate of the Faculty of Philosophy?
-"Cola and Big Mac, please"

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №944
 15.01.2008
XXX is
The snow is forecast, it’s gone.


YYYY
This is not Kazakhstan, but the shit.

XXX is
I also think so.

XXX is
Moscow is warmer than us.

YYYY
These mosquitoes were shattered.

YYYY
Do what they want

xxx (14:55:03 12/01/2008)
Pidders

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №943
 15.01.2008
Eva123: Tired of forging the system... I looked at my hamster – he sits red on his buttocks, passes by doing it. Then he falls with a hose forward and sleeps. Isn’t it beautiful?

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №942
 15.01.2008
Are you okay with the printer?
YYY : AHA
XXX: by now
Make 2 copies of O:TestHTML.doc
YYY: Take it
"O:Copy (2) of TestHTML.doc"
"O:Copy of TestHTML.doc"

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №941
 15.01.2008
Ksunka: smoke, I removed something, I now have a 640x480 screen and a strange color
raMMer: Fuck... MyComputer Properties-Equipment-Device Manager
raMMer: there choose video adapters-two-dust-properties-driver-update
Looking for woods, there are more...
I don’t understand, come and do it.
Rammstein: What is not understandable? Do it yourself
So please, you understand.
I won’t go, Lenny.
Ksunka: Well we did!! to
raMMer: deleted folder C:WINDOWSystem32 this will help))
You are a fucking fool! Do you think I’m stupid and don’t know how to put wood??? I bought a leather cloth with a cloth! Hurry up here fucking!! to
Tagged with: aaa! No is... Aaaaah!!! I go!

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №940
 15.01.2008
and IRC:
<Klimax> Girls and there is a!!! to

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №939
 15.01.2008
ultrablox
Do you remember the quotation that more and more people are preparing for exams on wiki?
ultrablox
But in Basel, they are preparing more.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №938
 15.01.2008
fuckin princess (15:05:09 12/01/2008)
Is it worth a ticket to hell?
Valentine[LASTRIDE] (15:06:03 12/01/2008)
It is not for money, but for merit.
Valentine[LASTRIDE] (15:06:12 12/01/2008)
I have already travelled.)

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №937
 15.01.2008
Andrey
What about being fucked tonight?

Andrey
I’m sorry not for you ?

Petrovich
by Fuck! You are scary!

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №936
 15.01.2008
From the ad on auto.ru: "The car is in perfect condition. A girl was riding. Not beaten and not painted."

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №935
 15.01.2008
Pianist
Well, sorry))) I am not afraid of you))) Through the network you will not do anything to me, and in reality you will rape. So I also "Thank you" will say)))

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