She
Tell me, if you had to buy warm white socks, where would you go?

He is
Foolish at once.

XXX: Do not smash two girls
YYY: I do not know them.
XXX: So what is it?! to
YYY: I didn’t even see it.
What if they have big breasts?
Tagged: bleak
YYY: Do not push on me

Gracevandir
When Mom washes the plate, the cat sits on the window and looks. I stood up and drank water between them. So this pork pushes me away with his leg, say, don't bother to look, go, you closed my review, shit!

XXX: Deeds heroic... before the ancestors burned.
YYY: How is it?
Late in the evening, I sit in my room and drink gin tonic. Our ancestors are watching a telecast.
After the third bank fell asleep.
XXX: Then the chat swallowed me.
I woke up and thought I was in a cafe.
I look at the clock, there is half a.m. I think I sat down, it’s time to go home.
YYYY : :-)
In short, I kicked my fist on the table and stumbled over the whole apartment.
xxx: "The servant! See also"
XXX is fucking.

Evil Dead (23:09:18 11/01/2008)
I love you very much dear.

Evil Dead (23:09:48 11/01/2008)
Oh is

Evil Dead (23:09:52 11/01/2008)
* and I

Elstan
Eagle nest, I'm leaving, estimated time of arrival at 19:00, how did I understand? The reception?

The Legend©
The eagle, you understand, ready to meet the bird, reception

Elstan
What are the secondary tasks along the way?

The Legend©
I will make a request to the center.

The Legend©
The eagle, this nest, entered the input on the baton and black floor, how did you understand the reception?

Elstan
I understand, you nest, I do the translation of the route, I take the course to the destination, the end of communication.

The Legend©
End of Connection

Elstan
Is the nest an eagle? The reception? The target in the reach zone, confirm the performance of the task? The reception?

®Legend© (18:52:08 12/01/2008)
eagle, this is the nest, the execution I confirm, as I understood, the reception?

Elstan
Nest, I understand you, I begin the task, the end of the communication.

Bush was presented to the Jews. He is in a Jewish hat - a cast monkey from the Pirates of the Caribbean.

The “Session”! No smoking now! Fuck as you want!

From the ambulance:
"The Quote
Mr. developer, please take away the possibility of imposing magic on the NPC. Example: During the siege, fear was placed on a flag near the castle and he escaped.

The new management established its own rules, namely: to remove from the cabinets absolutely all items that are not related to work - circles, souvenirs, etc. The administrator’s cabinet is the cave of Ali Baba.
He took responsibility for the matter: on Saturday he took a beer and went to work. Supported by the beer, all the sludge was collected and removed. There were stockpiles of alcohol (received donkeys), tree tree and toys. tk. To throw that good away, I pulled it into the garage.
I entertained many at the time: August, hot dogs, under a beer, in the hands of a tree, New Year's toys and a pack of bottles.

The girl says to me, come to me, you will eat of my naked body.
I ask her, will you change your mind?
She : No.
I: Then I will be a borst, a pelmeni and a cold man.

XXX is:
That’s why all the men, before squeezing, spit in a sortir or pissuar?

YYY :
Turbulence is checked 😉

In memory of the victim on January 12 at 18:48 radio and television host Gennady Bachinsky, who fell in a car accident. He crashed in a car in the area of 19 km of Shkelkovsky highway. The eternal memory, go to the top.

Slavone: Donald Duck is so harsh that he doesn’t talk, he grows!

by Koxa:
The law of sandwiches: the boutique always falls oil down.
The law of the pelmeni: the pelmeni when falling from the fork splashes the entire monitor with mayonnaise

Marffa
I am solving world problems.
Director 0077
Which ones?
Director 0077
Let us together.
Marffa
Which yogurt is better f, hbrjcjdq or blackberry?
Director 0077
The Black...
Director 0077
f, hbrjcjdq – bad yogurt

Stillette: I want new boots, a black coat, new car coats and sprayers, new kitchen furniture, a washing machine, and two high closets for clothes. I still want to replace the windows in the room and finally go to Prague. And I also want to get the car back from repair soon, and the black circles would be drawn again very quickly in the advertising agency.
Well, I also want my dog not to be stupid and to study well in the dog school :-)
And I also want people around me to stop hysterizing and twisting themselves in nonsense. I also want to stop thinking about life in a tragic key. It is a comedy genre.)
In principle, I don’t need anything else. Santa Claus, give me this for the old new year, please.

martinec: grandfather asked you to pass on "avothuy" :):):)

That fucking simple.
I crashed the phone into the elevator mine, well not high, on the first floor... I looked - it lights up, I think you go, it works. The inspector did not call, the night will not come anyway. I went out... I come back in the morning, I look and think... I would better have called at night... the phone was already shut down... Now I realized that Russia cannot be defeated.

The accounting, you say?
The mail did not work, we sit... the admin said not to open the mail, the type is checking. We sit quietly and wait. The hour after 2 did not stand - they called: "Well how?" The answer of the admin killed: "I wrote you a letter that you can open the mail!"
Joy is

Let’s remember the man who often made us smile in the morning! And I personally am in favor of setting a monument to this great man!
Plus, if you love the memory of Gennady Bachinsky!