A colleague shared an observation, then all men with age become bored, and women are the opposite. Apparently, therefore, in the fairy tales of the old lady almost always fun, and grandparents climb to everyone with their "wise" advice. The type all fall into a state of reverse thinking until forty. When asked, “Why are we not informed about this?” she replied, “Because you will not be bored afterwards.” Tensed, thought all day, asked his wife... stunned... decided that I chose the wrong moment and should ask later...

to this:

You see, a motorcycle is purchased exactly then to drive in the interval and exceed speed, steeply maneuvering in traffic jams and violating the PDD. Because if the PDD is not violated, the motorcycle in the city turns into a sub-car, which also stands in traffic jams and runs at a maximum speed of 60, but can not carry more than two people and size baggage, which is dull in the rain and cold in the winter and which requires special equipment. Therefore, motorcyclists will fully defend their right to violate the GDPR by referring to anything from the Bible to the translation of shooters to drivers. They understand perfectly that the motorcycle is made for intersection and excess speed. But they will never say it out loud.

I am talking about pimples. Short and clear. Only one word. It was written here!

The power of influence of the series "The Rich Also Cry" (he went a whole year) on our citizens was enormous.
My grandfather, a harsh village mechanic, being at the time deadly ill, still waited for everything to end and literally died a week later.

Can I arrange my home and make my man happy and satisfied? Will he continue to show me every day how lucky he is with me? Could I also raise my sons with admirable respect for fragile and beautiful women, so funny and not capable of anything without their reliable male shoulder? Maybe in a couple of years in my house will appear cute hostess-neighbors, not wallpapers?

No, it cannot be. You can do whatever you want with your husband, you are adults. You can give him at least a thread on Sundays, so that he can educate you, as in Russia it is accepted, or love you. And your sons live among us. All your "admiration of men by funny women" is in fact reduced to humiliating jokes and to cultivating gender inequality (why pay a bigger salary to a lady, let her husband provide it, "more, a man needs a bigger salary, he needs a family to provide it, and on the other hand, that both are single). And the fragility of women immediately disappears somewhere when it comes to household affairs, of which today mostly remain "women". Want good to your sons - educate them in new realities, or look for them in advance "traditional" brides, so that they do not climb to ordinary girls with their "traditional" drives.

Returned from the journey.
Pessimist and Optimist
The pessimist was half dead.
The optimist is half-lived

Ege is

are heated?
Is this a new word?? to

Yes you, brother, brother

What else should a civil servant do?
and ==
- To smuggle canvas goods: nothing really needed anymore, all gathered;
Making aircraft from A3 sheets is tired.
- Painting on the tablets on the door to the FIO colleagues of the date of life is already boring.
- The photo of the chief with a mourning tape, candle and 2 nails in the hall already exhibited...

What else should a civil servant do?

Laika
and ==
Find out how long you can live without air. For the purity of the experiment, straighten the belt on your neck and straighten the strap at the height of two of your heights.

XXX is:
I still don’t know what a mining is.
Although an adult girl, the ability to google is not degraded
Somehow his principle of action and appearance passed by me.
YYY :
by self.
The mine is dropped into the trunk, it crushes the ass on the puncher, pierces the capsule, and in the best traditions of the internet flies off on a whirlwind to scorn opponents in comments.
YYY :
Diesel in calibers up to 213 mm

In many Russian (not only) online stores you can put a negative amount of goods in the basket, in some the system will even automatically issue an invoice.
Is it possible to pay a negative amount?
General_Failure: I’m more interested in how the store will send the buyer a negative quantity of goods
Darthslider: The courier will pick up something similar to your product :)

The courage of the city takes away, and the foolishness takes away micro-credit.

I advocate for separation. It is very convenient when both earn well - well, so that you don't refuse anything, and still remains for savings. My husband and I had different times - then he provided me, then I provided him, then everything was fine with both, but we always had personal bank accounts and cards, and one common account for an emergency. You can live and not bite for money. I know from experience that if he stops, he will put everything up to a penny to help me, and I will do the same for him. And while it doesn’t hold, I personally like to have my own money and manage it purely at my discretion. For example, buy a costly surprise gift to your husband (which he wanted very much, but the frog was suffocating on him), and do not encrypt with any tricks.

This is not "a separate budget". It is just a joint budget with pocket money. You are lucky if your pocket money is enough to buy a property. Most of them only for travel, pads/cigarettes.

My grandfather saw. And here the grandfather in the language of Savchenko recounted the love story of the "hero of the sick" and the "pi-dy of the cockerel" (the names of the main characters the grandfather did not know). I recounted. My grandmother and neighbor understood.

This is Luis Alberto and Marianna from the "The Rich Also Cry".

Category "Genius of Marketing"

I bought eggs now. The brand is called "Molodetskiy".
What will you have for breakfast?
And fire me eggs!

Especially the eggs are spicy.

The devastating hurricane "Hillary" has formed off the coast of Mexico and is moving toward the United States.

She promised to take revenge on Trump.

I will shoot myself...
BlackQ: What is it?
Vienna: I threatened a file with an article that I worked on for a week. Deadline tomorrow.
BlackQ is lol. Backups must be done.
I had four copies. On desktop, notepad, flash and cloud! I thought I had foreseen everything!
BlackQ : Hm. Then I can’t even imagine how I can trick to kill them all at once. Have an experience.
Vienna: Elementary...
Wendy: I finished the job. I selected the entire text to count the numbers of signs. Obviously, accidentally pressed del and did not notice. have survived. He replaced all backup copies with a fresh (absolutely empty) version. by Facepalm

I can't work with a person who on the question "What size you are interested in" answers: -Beige!

The difference between the USSR and modern Russia: there, law enforcement agencies treated thieves as enemies, and now - as competitors.

In the morning, as usual, I lead my daughter to the kindergarten, and she, with her intrinsic curiosity, asks:
Mom, where are you working?
In the bank.
The girl who nodded her forehead:
A hammer, right?

British scientists have successfully developed and tested a remedy for old age on mice: no mouse has lived to old age.
The pension fund of the Russian Federation was very interested.

In Western Europe, a series of mysterious murders of senior bankers continues. They are deliberately brutally murdered along with their wives and children.

Since January this year, 14 top managers of leading banks have been killed, and none of the crimes have been uncovered.

Xxx: an interesting flashmob