and. But supporters of a separate budget begin their story with the words "ex husband/ex wife". I have everything. Thanks for attention.

You are absolutely right :) When you don't love a person anymore, you don't want to invest anything in him and start to count, share and move away.

This week’s hat object is a bike-ovula with a separate family budget.

If you want to cross the cartoons, take the full movie Tom and Jerry meet Leopold the cat. The foolish mice have something to learn from Jerry, and the foolish Tom, respectively, from the wise Mr. Leopold.

XXX is Funny
XXX: Trying out the Sun
XXX is working
Until he prayed, the sun was burning, then only occasionally appeared.
yyy : ))) is logical
XXX: Yes Yes
xxx: I was told that the cream was very strong, but I didn’t think it was so straight

Have you already had a child, and you order all the pizza, as teenagers or singles?

So, well, and not to go to the pizzeria / tractory / osteria also adults (there cartoons, if anything, do not show))?
Or adults+families must necessarily cook crack at home (preferably from products grown in the country?)

Here I read this joke about mercancy in marriage and wonder for two reasons: 1) What does this joke do here? Not a forum, not a forum. FIG with him. 2) Nobody notices the norms? People who write about the fact that the budget should be common and in addition to the material contribution there is also intangible, give an example of their own long and continuing marriage (15.9 years, etc.). Men and women also write. But supporters of a separate budget begin their story with the words "ex husband/ex wife". I have everything. Thanks for attention.

What if I don’t wear it?

Again it is relative. In this case, you need to divide not only the money, but also the labor costs in half. Here’s a list of things that usually need to be shared:
cleaning, cooking, dishwashing, washing, smoothing, small repairs, payment of bills (not in financial terms), purchase of products, calling for necessary services for home service, drawing up a schedule of major cases, administering activities (Dr. Ng...) A separate article is the maintenance and upbringing of the child (it is even possible to set up a separate account for his needs).

And what about the process of childbirth, childbirth, child care in the first years of life? Intangible element of education, etc. This then also divide in half, and what, it turns out, uncle sunny-out, some may even have a pleasure received - and went quietly to earn money, which can calmly spend on herself, because the lady in the decree as if not working and can not contribute proportionate 50%. So, from the moment of departure to the decree, she is as if hungry, living first on maternity allowance and care, and then at all, without having a child in the garden, sitting without a penny, since the husband earns 100%, and the wife - 0.

And in general, what a fortune that there are no openly greedy uncles and aunts in my surroundings, nor such good friends who have separated this mess here. I’m not specifically the author of the text I quoted (this just went right), I’m about the rough shit in principle.

You don’t like family-oriented girls who want to live with their husband at his expense in exchange for growing up and raising his children – although this is a normal family. Are you expecting a pregnant woman or a newly born woman to take a baby somewhere and run out to crawl? seriously?

You do not like divorced women with children and without: a divorce, a divorce, a trailer, where she walked there and grew up - although you yourself understand that often not a woman is to blame for divorce and often men persuade a spouse to make a baby.

You don't like self-sufficient women who live for themselves, ask nothing from anyone, don't sit on their necks, don't push their butt into the dungeon - but with them you won't get to be such an alpha male with a note of domination and get along.

Say it honestly – no one gives you, so you are so angry?

There are already square heads.

There is a man who lives with his mother. He can do everything himself, cook, clean, clean. Sleeping with Sasha Grey, Dunky Right, and Julia Roberts is only cheaper.

There is a man who does not know (that is, does not want) anything at home and does not remember how to get to the school of the younger and who is the oldest in the army. But there is a lot of stumbling, draining the finances of the family minus the rare stumbling in order not to drive the roof.

There is a aunt who does not know (not want, we found out) to earn well and wants to do well to the gentleman and to appoint a beloved wife.

There is a aunt who will earn money and repair the transmission and did not give up on her men with brainstorming (and they can't just wash socks, and please) and she fucking students and casual hackers and doesn't want to see them at home.

Intermediate options are also doher. And everything is legal, as long as you do not settle next to the other and start breaking it under yourself.
The fools.

The advance! Fun with the working class.
The advance! Dance boys, love girls.

Today at the new job, the first working day, I stand in the smoking machine, I breathe the air.The old employee approaches me, I talked, I ask a question, how to work, what, how, etc. Before speaking, it was much better, well, I naturally ask, there are many orders, the director is stressed, or what? The answer just killed me. Yes, no says the management is normal, we just used to crack))))) (I had to arrange for this job earlier).

Long and firmly married, working experience from Soviet times, adult children. Worked at different times in different places in different professions for different salaries. In pain and joy, in wealth and in poverty, in sickness and in health... and the property let the heirs share, if they like this occupation.

And in general, any fashion show reminds me of the "women's" floor of a corridor-type dormitory at 7 a.m.: dressed in what the girls are wearing to meet each other between the rooms and the common variety, and every face expression "like you all died!" Yes, I lived there! I know what I’m talking about."

and stop. The contribution of both to the family budget should be 50%. If he earns two (three, four, and so on) times more, the rest is his personal money. And if he buys an apartment on them, it is his apartment and his wife has no right to that apartment except to live as long as he allows.

Again it is relative. In this case, you need to divide not only the money, but also the labor costs in half. Here’s a list of things that usually need to be shared:
cleaning, cooking, dishwashing, washing, smoothing, small repairs, payment of bills (not in financial terms), purchase of products, calling for necessary services for home service, drawing up a schedule of major cases, administering activities (Dr. Ng...) A separate article is the maintenance and upbringing of the child (it is even possible to set up a separate account for his needs).

On the subject of girl's suffering and desire or who about what.
Today in the store I take the bay of the twisted pair and in hearing comment:
300 meters of happiness.
On the other hand, there are women credit managers and between them:
As much as a man needs to be happy, 20 centimeters would be enough for me.

You see, a motorcycle is purchased exactly then to drive in the interval and exceed speed, steeply maneuvering in traffic jams and violating the PDD. Because if the PDD is not violated, the motorcycle in the city turns into a sub-car, which also stands in traffic jams and runs at a maximum speed of 60, but can not carry more than two people and size baggage, which is dull in the rain and cold in the winter and which requires special equipment. Therefore, motorcyclists will fully defend their right to violate the GDPR by referring to anything from the Bible to the translation of shooters to drivers. They understand perfectly that the motorcycle is made for intersection and excess speed. But they will never say it out loud.

Group in VK. The photo. In the picture is a man lying on the road, several people standing next to him.
"What is happening is not understood. The ambulance arrived. It seems like the guy just drank"

The commentary.

Just arrived in Taganrog and saw a new asphalt, it was easy to kiss it simply, and people got the ambulance right away.

The neighbor has been furiously drilling, grinding, barking and painting something for the third hour (judging by the smell). Without a break.
xxx: he does not yet know that all the water was turned off ~ 2 hours ago, there is no time limit (usually a couple of days), and the store has already purchased it all. We wish my neighbor a successful completion of the repair.

Ilya Muromets tells how he fought with the Lerney Hydra:
I cut off her head, and four will grow in her place. Four cut off, three grow up. Three cut off, seven grow up.
And what?
Half an hour is no rule.

Approximately the Spring and Hiber versions raised in the appendix

If you generally have a question about who contributed how much to the family budget, then it is better to live alone (or leave this person). A normal family is a family, not a commodity-money relationship. 12 years in marriage, the wife was sitting more at home with children than she was working, passed the mortgage and poor studenthood and much more. No one bothered anyone with a penny.