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[ + 42 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №143184
 20.07.2017
It was a sixth or seventh class, music lesson. The teacher gave us the task to bring the next time the text and, if possible, the recording of a favorite song. I do not remember what was the purpose of this action, but separately she stressed that no one will be defamed and the assessments will all get good, because the tastes are not disputed.

The girls brought mostly pop and songs from the playoffs of the series, the guys - who is a cowboy, who is the same pop, who is rap, who is rock. Everyone read the text of the song brought and whoever was able to find put a record. At the end of the lesson, the teacher announced that she expected the best from us, and we are all lighthearted (degenerated) children, listening (every bit) stupid songs about love and in general, who of us will grow up if we have been like this from childhood? The girl who brought the song to Tokio Hotel was declared a satanist (she also showed a poster with the band). The only one got two, the other three. The fifth was given to the guy who brought the song of Tsoy, because he is good and he listens to “right music.”



We were 12-13 years old. We learned that about tastes not only argue, but also punish for “wrong tastes.”

[ + 34 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №143183
 20.07.2017
Nvidia fan from Saransk killed an AMD fan during a dispute about which company produces the best graphics processors

We need to ban video cards!

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №143182
 20.07.2017
Check your brains for developmental delay, as well as orientation, once you watch Frozen.

Look at two bab norms, there are not 22 men.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №143181
 19.07.2017
Children dying of hunger are unbearable in reality.

taken away by entire peoples. In particular, the Japanese people carried out, and the Soviet... And now they carried out in different parts of the world. Wars are like that. As you see the body of a child, immediately remember an adult healthy man in shape posing with a gun in front of the lens.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №143180
 19.07.2017
> And walking also for children. Adults have a car.

Here you are trying to let go of the grotesque, and there are Ipanuts who take the car so seriously...

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №143179
 19.07.2017
You should have seen the pharmacist’s face.)

A pharmacist who has worked for at least 3 months becomes a drummer. Any customers who buy any medicines in any combination. And the pharmacist’s face, most likely, expressed only one thought: How did you beat me, I’d rather go home.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №143178
 19.07.2017
She used them for the direct purpose, but for the cat.
And it would be nothing, but she was in the eighth month of pregnancy.

If the cat is in the eighth month, it means that it is fat, not pregnant.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №143177
 19.07.2017
VOCABRE: Twenty-first Century, Future, Cyberpunk - received an email that tomorrow will turn off hot water.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №143176
 19.07.2017
It is interesting to come here after drinking at work. The feeling of being caught on someone else's drunkard, like a topic is understandable, but all discussions are inadequate. If everyone is still listening - the topic is completely lost, only inadequate evil people remain.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №143175
 19.07.2017
High levels of creatinine and ferritin indicate the violent death of a person whose body was wrapped in this tissue. According to legend, the Turin cloak – a four-metre linen canvas – was wrapped around the body of Jesus Christ for 27 days after his crucifixion.

The comments:
Is this blood enough to clone Jesus Christ, and what blood group did he have?
d) For those who do not respect science, close their eyes to facts and prefer not to take responsibility for their actions, of course, God is and Christ is and the devil is - only no responsibility.
Why the victim of torture can survive
Where did he come from after 27 days when he was raised on the third day?
Previously, the days were longer. by 9 times. =) is
Boys, do you still believe in some Sundays, in the gracious fire, the drums, the outer worlds and magic? Listen again to the school course of physics, mathematics and biology... If there are still questions - listen to the third time, the fourth time and so on before enlightenment.
h) In my opinion, we must first decide on the miracle of the Immaculate Conception. What was this act, the descriptions of witnesses, who first managed to see the holy spirit, was it an event of consent or banal violence against the girl? Only after answering these questions can further research be undertaken.
Now it is a matter of little to prove that these are particles of the blood of Christ.
Ugo, catch his dad and take DNA samples.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №143174
 19.07.2017
Subject: Moving things to another city

... a long discussion of various transport companies...
I know a man who bought a gazelle, took things with it and sold it in another city.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №143173
 19.07.2017
Summer is the time when it is hot to do what it is cold to do in winter.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №143172
 19.07.2017
- I sit down, eat sandwiches and at the same time tick in the game to watch advertisements, so that plugs are given. And then I thought: Imagine, technology will develop, advertising in games will begin to require that the pupil be directed toward the screen when viewing...
Soon someone will start selling artificial eyes.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №143171
 19.07.2017
In the courtyard between An, Mash and Natasha runs a Dominican woman. Her grandmother probably. He can’t remember the name of his granddaughter and generates new variants every time.
I like the "Dominant" most of all.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №143170
 19.07.2017
5 kilos is 2.5 kilometers. Is that considered a lot? By the way, a land turtle travels about 20 km a day.
> So it doesn’t have a page on social networks!

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №143169
 19.07.2017
The less curvature in the head, the straighter the road.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №143168
 19.07.2017
My colleague Denny spent a couple of days in Canada and crossed the border back in the Niagara Falls area. The border guard asked him about the purpose of his visit to Canada. Danny replied that he is a physicist and he is a postgraduate student at Waterloo University. Then the foreigner asked:
How many equations are in Maxwell's equations?
and four.
Are there differential equations?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №143167
 19.07.2017
The whole day I had peelings. The husband came in the evening, ate and said, “Don’t buy any more.”

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №143166
 19.07.2017
40 years is the age you think of with horror at 20, and in 60 with jealousy. (I don’t remember it)

[ + 34 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №143165
 19.07.2017
Explain to the incomprehensible: how are cartoons fundamentally different from movies? Only because the characters are not played by living people, but painted? But neither the plot nor the meaning depends on it... and the characters in both cases are fictional.

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