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[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №141803
 31.05.2017
I need to wear trustworthy socks - my 2 times a day slipped down, pulling the rest behind. It’s hard to stay unstoppable when the cowards slowly fade away.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №141802
 31.05.2017
I saw here a guy in the subway tattoo exactly on the oak: Foot 1 and Foot 2. Apparently from the creators New Folder 1 and New Folder 2.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №141801
 31.05.2017
If you saw an emo near your entrance today, what would you do?
He would beat until he lost consciousness.
zzz: changed the dollar by 30 rubles.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №141800
 31.05.2017
I wonder where are the dancers from the clubs when they are 35 years old?

They continue to work as teachers in junior classes.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №141799
 31.05.2017
Drawing - Drawing
Pulled - Pulled
Guys, girls love the Nakachan, and many are also literate. Probably some guys love them too.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №141798
 31.05.2017
Okay shit?! to

here here :
If there are pedophiles, there must also be pedophiles.

and Childfrey? No, I have not heard!

Pedophiles do not love children in parental terms. Childfrey doesn’t have children because they’re afraid to fuck them. Somehow in general "pedophile" and "childfrey" are not at different ends of the same line. Imho, so some Childfrey may well be a pedophile, so to speak, does not educate, but fucking.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №141797
 31.05.2017
The shutdown screen reflects reality.

[ + 45 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №141796
 31.05.2017
It was ten years ago. My acquaintance began to worry about tooth pain.
The day, the second, nothing passes, but only increases her torment.
I went to fashion dentistry. There a young and competent doctor treated her very carefully, took a panoramic photo, and made a disappointing verdict: it is necessary to urgently remove 5 or 6 teeth, conduct active medication, and then put implants and prosthetics. Esculap noted in particular: it was well said that I still had time to turn, until the full paragraph on the flight script came. In short, it can still be saved, but it has to start yesterday!
of tears.

The disease was saved by the lack of money.
This nuance made her go to the dental clinic easier. There, the grandmother fixed her glasses and looked into the mouth of the sufferer. The elderly doctor did not have to fly to the Maldives and buy a new Mercedes, so she by the way pulled out a fish bone from the swollen gums of the patient, then struck in turn with the "example" of her tip all the match, advised a couple of times to rinse her mouth with a solution of soda (a teaspoon on a glass of water).
So my acquaintance left without new teeth. His for now.

[ + 27 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №141795
 31.05.2017
None of the houses to be renovated, during the hurricane did not suffer, "said Mayor Sobyanin and thought, did he not shake up the excess?

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №141794
 31.05.2017
xxx: First make an external video card for the laptop

yyy: External monitor, external keyboard and mouse, external hard drive already available. Only the external system unit for the laptop remains blurred.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №141793
 31.05.2017
He: pss, eat hunting, at work only about food and think
I will feed you at home.
She: There is even a choice here))
To eat or not to eat
Amlet, Prince of Denmark

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №141792
 31.05.2017
Scientific payments
Last year, within the framework of the reorganization of domestic science from the top came a resolution, which included that a research worker should receive an average of 60 thousand a month. What, however, did not mean salary increases, the money had to be raised by participating in grants. That can be recognized as fair.
This year, Fano is demanding that the salary be 120 thousand. But there is still no money. Therefore, the researchers were decided to transfer to the 0.17-0.20 rate, so that by paying them the same money, it could be that the full rate is now 120,000.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №141791
 31.05.2017
I think the beard should be aligned now and grown on until it gets bored and shaved off.
WOW: And to what level do you want to grow it: to the alkas, the wizard, or the bomz?

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №141790
 31.05.2017
On the street, a grandmother reads to a 12-year-old boy: "Well, how could you put a blue shirt on the line?" Everyone will be in white, and you alone will be in blue! This is the Last Call!" Boy with a sad breath: "No, grandmother, he’s not the last..."

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №141789
 31.05.2017
Lin: “Ideal neighbors” are those whom other neighbors think no one lives in the apartment.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №141788
 31.05.2017
Only in Russia the state postal organization does not bring you home letters and notifications, but twice a week properly delivers advertising of miracle devices.
And only in Russia can the armoured argument of this disorder be the innocent “we are paid too little.”

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №141787
 31.05.2017
I go to the field tomorrow.
To lay on trees
The wind of the fucker has fallen
Drops of wet from the face

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №141786
 31.05.2017
I am gradually gaining awareness of age. He burst out a lot, speaks unrelatedly, and generally wants something strange. Type "do not listen to the heart, listen to society", "think at least once not about yourself, but about the future", the truth then falls on "and let us eat cherries?"and all moral teachings go in vain.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №141785
 31.05.2017
We also talk about politics. Alexander believes that all power is from God, Demid wants mass shootings, and Serega - that everyone needs to be replaced by artificial intelligence.
“Let me think... Alexander is a midl, Demid is a gentleman, and Serega is the head of the department?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №141784
 31.05.2017
There is such a famous film stamp - a person wearing dark glasses, suddenly becomes unrecognizable even to close relatives. Always hiccalled over him - well, say, they are stupid. And recently, due to an eye injury, I had to walk in smoke glasses for a month (to protect against any foreign objects and bright light), and for all this time 15-20 times I heard: "Oh, it's you? I did not know you! ".

In short, they probably aren’t stupid, but I’m very insightful. Good luck, fuck it up!

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