You’d better tell me something else if Chuck Norris looked at a ghost tape – what would happen? and :)

Protect yourself from viruses as much as possible. Kasper, malwarebytes and adguard protect day and night
The computer. I do not open the letters, I do not open the exes. Little of something.

Here is my aunt calling my house. Just have to pay. I am waiting,
I have 300 rubles.

xxx: And my aunt says their accounting was attacked by the WannaCry virus. His salary is not.
They give.

XXX is fucking. I got it anyway :(

The former graduate:

XXX is
I was struck by the mafia. I fuck, pass this message to 5 friends, otherwise I'll be bitten by the scary babies. I am in danger, take it seriously.

YYYY
XXXI, I am glad you are well.

XXX is
Sorry for YYYYYYYYY. I did not want to send you. Please request

YYYY
It is okay, now it is possible.

Zzz: My name is Alonushka. I’ll get my hair wrapped up and get stuck in other people’s apartments.

Good plays. Everybody knows you’re cutting your hair. "Sweet" is a...

I often don’t understand why people go on a tour if they initially don’t like anything, nothing is interesting, everything is annoying.
We go to the Sahara on a comfortable bus. Behind me is a roaring aunt. Her everything is not so – the bus, the guide, the view from the window.
– Dear friends, – the guide addresses the tourists. We will stop near the oasis. Those who want to go out and see a small zoo and a show with floaters, you need to pay 6 dinars.
“Why do I need a zoo?” whispered Tohana behind me. The Local! I went to the Moscow Zoo. We even have rats!
How do you use finishing? Ask the guide. Now I will tell you how you can eat them together with almonds.
“Why do I have finishes, I have a lump,” the Thohan whispers behind me.
I can’t stand it, I turn around to look at such a whirling and dissatisfied creature.
This is not a girl, but a 20-year-old girl.
Tohana, it’s not age. It is a state of soul. Some people get older from birth.

And the phrase - "On xNoem I turned your spinner!", to be perceived as dissatisfaction with the realities of modern youth? Or as a praise?

And in general, leave your classmates to normal adult men with apartments.

You would go with your pedophile. I want to fuck with a fellow student, not to look at your puppy. Advise your children not to fuck at nineteen

11 hours - work + lunch + road, 8 hours - sleep (minimum), remains 5. Of these 5 more about an hour and a half for breakfast, dinner and personal hygiene. There are three and a half. Let’s say, 2 hours for a family and one and a half for a hobby (well, if you’re lazy and you don’t have a job). And you know, the most precious hour and a half is better spent on sex than watching stupid cartoons for 5-year-olds.

What if the job is seven-hour, well paid and is within 15 minutes walk? Can you watch several cartoons in your 30-40 years or need to ask an anonymous on the Internet how to live?

Incest is something that the whole family can do.

If you want warm relationships, don’t boil!

Let’s say the case was in Bradenburg, in the artillery part of the western group of troops. A lieutenant from the other side calls the lieutenant and tells him that by lunch the Germans will bring the elephants out of the local zoo. Before arrival, all the new secret machines must be wiped, regulators displayed, and elephants washed. And turned up.
Our lieutenant calls the warehouse with a request to hand out the masking grid. and receives rejection. Call the commander of the company, say the Germans will come, you need to give a masking net. He says, I’ll handle the warehouse, get it.
All the cars were covered and disguised. The call in the row of regulators, and now they are standing at the crossroads in white helmets waiting.
There are no elephants. Then our lieutenant recruits the chief of the unit, so and so, everything is ready, where are the elephants? The Elephants? The boss asks, “Are you all drunk?” I will come now.
Upon arrival, listening to the report and realizing that this is a joke, the boss says: - What a washing machine, -5° on the street, the water has frozen. Call the neighbors, they have warm hangars, let them wash there.
Another year one of my favorite toasts was "for clean elephants".

To the words of his wife “All, I leave you!!!” The young man begins to ask forgiveness, the experienced silently survives hysteria, and the former sadly says, "You only promise!"

We are talking about creating our game.
Rinat: And we may call the game "RASL" ))) Rinat, Alexander, Semen, Leonid
Rinat: Or “Rinat”: Rinat and the Hardest Adequate Types
Or is it better to crack?
Rinat: Okay, you can put the letter C in the first place)
Alexander: It’s all simple – Rinat Sral.
I am leaving the team.

No, I’ve seen everything, but when a person, in order to get to the Downloads folder, opens a Web browser, downloads a file and chooses the option “open the folder”... That’s, you understand, the way he’s sure!

<Natalia>For some reason I have recently recalled the phrase that I read in an article of one university there (it was about a scholarship for a certain category of students):
"If you are orphan, disabled or just talented..."

A "adult" boredom for which to watch cartoons is a taboo for an adult - go all into the forest

– is

These are usually between 10 and 18. It’s at this age that people are too adults to watch cartoons. Then the painful desire to be an adult disappears :)

"In the UAE, a man died from a horse bite, a case was initiated".

If a horse bite me, I would have died.

She is a worm!
No, no, no protein

Yascher: I would kill for these super-original jokes.
Yascher: If I need a "protein" and I go and buy a half-kilogram of worms, then maybe I will argue about the presence of cherries in the purchased bulk.
Yascher: And buying cherries, fucking, I want to see (and eat) cherries too!

Something friendliner entirely suffered, sandals now also only gay wear, it turns out. God is burning.

> In the cabbage found, but the donkey brought?

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