We have the King of the Bell, the King of the Gun, the King of the Bomb, and now, considering how much I have paid for it, I have the King of the Globe!

xxx: Per this is the subtlety of the live translation, but I just heard from the euronews: “The elections in France are closely monitored in OTHER Arab countries.”

D – Documentation
I divorced, but by passport I am still married, because the divorce stamp can only be placed at the place of the divorce, and I have not been there since I wrote the application (the divorce went without me). My ex-husband's dog bitten his passport, he changes it and stamps are not given to him. According to the documents it turns out that he never married, and I meanwhile married him, although divorced.

Post of Russia, you need your package from Switzerland?She arrived in Moscow! There is no problem. The package is sent to Penza, Samara, then again to Moscow and then to Saratov. Do you say no package? She is in Saratov. At the Centre! →She arrived at the delivery point a week ago, why do you go for her so long? The warning was already. *Arrival at the delivery point* The package has not yet arrived at the delivery point.It is in the regional logistics center. You listened to a package from China that went through Switzerland.

Talk about household appliances in the world.

You have to see this American technique. In its background, European models look frozen. There is any unit more than the standard time in 1.5! Microwave, microwave, refrigerator and laundry.

Suspension of the service "Mobile Banking" for any reason is not the basis for the suspension of payment of the service.
@Sberbank

Hatari90: What’s wrong with our roofs. Then people will crash, then the only flying sample of the Buran...
Barafu: The roof – they want money.
fpir: Moreover, the debt does not agree and the “you hold” is not conducted.

X: And have our Sisadmines all found a job? No one needs?
XH: Somebody needs to arrange something.
ZZZ: Take the cat, he is nice.
Can you walk on SSH? Linux is taught?

Xxx: Someday, I will do what I should have done a long time ago.
Xxx: Buy the licensed version of WinRar

Clavius Wail: ordinary people are fools who are easy to attract with a beautiful envelope and no one will be interested in the content. Half of people have an icq below average.

TEXHO3ABPA: Sadly, but today most people just don’t use their icq :(

NuclearGryb: There was a time before...my icq was above the average...longer than the average and did not hang without a deed.

Moscow State University of Culture offers advanced training courses on the topic: "Spiritual scraps and traditional values of Russian society".
I have everything

Listen to the conversation between colleagues:
Pascal, you are doing nothing.

Listen to the context. It turned out:
You do nothing at all.

Be a Romantic Astronomer
To call yourself a star.
Being a biologist is bad.
Discovering a new type of worm

The Ministry of Health demanded to write on bottles with alcohol the maximum daily dose.

- Well I drank a liter, well two, well three, but why drink?

xxx> I hate him (( All men are the same and only think of the bed (((
yyy> With Max is it all? Like a decent boy.
xxx> is it good? In his phone, all contacts are assigned to the field "type wood"!! These girls are just taboo! It is cold (
yyy>...Irisha, he’s actually working on a fan shop. But maybe even better.

XX: I do not advise to do so, because meat loses all its beneficial properties.
YYY: Is the protein evaporating?
zzz: Water can detonate.

The cosmonauts now drive the consecrated icons to the ISS, on which they built a chapel.
Meanwhile, from the crew of astronauts on their own wishes leaves already the second.
Is it a coincidence, or is it just a circle you don’t like?

In the aftermath of the year, the blessed fire always runs from 14 to 15 hours. At the same time, it is known from history that before he came at different times, and pilgrims could wait for him for hours, or even a whole day. But since 2002 the fire has only been extinguished at the time mentioned above.
In 2002, NTV became the first television company in the world to buy out the rights to live broadcast from the Temple of the Lord’s Tomb, and since then the grace fire has always gone down in the NTV live broadcast. Either in the news, or in the special issue, but not later than 15 o’clock Jerusalem time, because at 17 o’clock a pre-ordered aircraft departs from Ben-Gurion airport to Moscow.
The blessed fire cannot go down later, because then he will not have time to board the plane, and the money has already been paid for it.

I am a doctor. I checked for external damage. Amber from Comrade to the envy of all the wines of France. Breathe well. In response to my attempts to make him feel, he matters actively. I broke my pockets, found an ampoule of nasopharynx. Don’t ask me how she got there. I have a lot of interesting things in my pockets. From children’s surprises to yellow list medicines. If they get hit somewhere on another trip, the investigator will go crazy by checking the contents of my pockets.

I like people who complain about the ban in the country and insult the liberals at the same time.