And is the non-inclusion of the turning point not LGBT propaganda?

We sit in the plane before departure. Someone is angry that she doesn’t have a blanket. The man who sits behind her stretches out her. She asks, “How are you?” The man replied, “I’m going out soon.”

XXX: What is happening?

YYY: A lot of things. The heat death of the universe.

Experts in post-factual prediction

It was in 1964, a winter night. I walked down Nevsky and at the crossroads with the channel of Gryboedov saw a man who, despite the snowfall, was crumbling in front of the house.
I asked, “Why are you doing this? You waste time. And she calmly replied, “And let it see, I’ll remove it again! I live alone – than sitting at home, I will work better!”
I ran home for the camera and shot the whole film. Only one picture was clear. I consider him the best in my life. I called it Night Cleaning. The Desert Street. He throws snow. And a little woman struggles with snowfall and loneliness in her soul.

Yuri Šennikov, photographer

In my childhood, eco-skin was called dermantin.

People who come and smile in the morning.
Be more serious!
I tried to repeat this this morning, but as a result, my facial nerve was stuck (

The following conversation took place at the cafe:
One cappuccino please.
Ordinary milk?
In a joke I say:
On the cow.
There is no cow. There is ordinary, soy and almond.
I breathe :
As usual please.

Fish has a beneficial effect on the cerebral cortex. Therefore, idiots sometimes need to be lazy.

xxx: I had a swimsuit under my ass, which was fixed under my buttocks with rubber. Standing at the stop, I calmly let go of the gases waiting for the route. A second after 45 came almost empty "gaze", I confidently loaded in it and sat down with my back to the driver. As soon as I opened the jacket in order to get the money, I understood what a real silent betrayal was.I realized with bitterness how the dirty broke out of the jacket and began to fill the salon. Feeling helpless - you can not escape, the shelves are closed, sit down, aggravate the situation even more.

It was more than fifteen years ago.

A woman came in the street and asked if I wanted to go through a social survey. In general, I passed it in two minutes, standard questions - age, education, approximate income and other labia.

Then I was told that I was suitable for the next stage and whether I had an hour and a half time now. I had free time, there was nothing to do, so I agreed to continue. A woman led me to the coffee shop, a minute walk, and hand in hand to a cute girl. There was almost no one in the cafe — me, the girl and the boring bartender behind the bar. Then I was informed that one of the breweries was going to expand into the market and they are tapping the ground to conquer the market. And now they are conducting a social survey to adjust actions.

In general, I was served with several varieties of beer, the bartender on the "team" of the girl brought another glass of beer. and my task was to taste the foam drink and describe its organoleptic properties - pros and cons. Therefore, it was necessary to express your wishes that could be improved.

Further to evaluate provided their advertising posters, audio advertising, bottle labels - another advantages and disadvantages, and what can be improved.

It all took a little more than an hour. But, I was drunk with beer, provided with a brilliant and humorous girl for a conversation, gave presents (a pen, an opening, a barrel), gave "on the road" three bottles of cold beer in a branded package and paid 1000 rubles.

It is a pity that this happened once, not every week afterwards.

The ancient Greeks invented orgies, and the ancient Romans began to bring women there.



Yyy: The perverted ones!

Xxx: Dating is literally a sex interview where everyone hides previous work experience, and some have not even resigned.



Yyy: Some come with no experience, but they portray themselves as specialists.



Zzz: It’s hard to find experience, even if no one takes an internship.

Xxx: guys, why did we abandon the socks after kindergarten?



Yyy: Niko did not refuse. My wife was warm. The men first crushed and rusted, and then I look at one, then the other in the pants.

So when I came in socks with a belt, no one was surprised. I'll be quietly teaching the strings.



Zzz: Tell me, you work in Rostelecom, right?

If a fool doesn’t try to help you, it’s a real help.

In 1916, when the U.S. debated whether America should join the First World War, lawmakers from Nebraska proposed their bill. It is necessary to hold a national referendum and every person who voted to participate in the war would immediately become a volunteer and go to the front.

The difference between a prostitute and a wife is that a prostitute for your money does your desires, and in marriage for your money you do the desires of your wife.

My father had a worker at work. His father ordered him to build a staircase. He managed quickly. He said, “It is ready.” His father said, “Okay! Now go up the stairs.” Swarmy replied, “I’ll probably try it again!”

The following conversation took place at the cafe:

One cappuccino please.

Ordinary milk?

In a joke I say:

On the cow.

There is no cow. There is ordinary, soy and almond.

I breathe :

As usual please.

My acquaintance had:

There were five brothers and sisters. One of them lived in Moscow, bought an apartment for Vernadsky. Then he dies and the apartment remains for the brothers and sisters, because there were no children. They decide to surrender the apartment, and the money is divided as follows: a month to one, a month to another, etc. In order not to shake up with the documents, they design the apartment for one of the sisters. After the design, she masks everyone with pencil, sells the apartment and no longer communicates with relatives 🤷