Just seven notes – do, re, mi, fa, salt, la, si – and get an infinite multitude of melodies from their combinations. Just seven standard situations – love, pregnancy, disability, betrayal, naivety, unexpected wealth, betrayal – and get an infinite number of weekend series scenarios from their combinations.

This story happened a few years ago in the Moscow State Medical School.On the machmat dean was Oleg Borisovich Lupanov. He conducted discrete mathematics and maths. But for a full understanding of the story one thing should be especially noted: he was small in height (not a dwarf, but 1 m 50 cm in it is unlikely to get). And in the corner of the elevator, closed with wide backs of students, stood the mentioned Lupanov. Elevator in battle. And here someone runs to the elevator and, pointing to the corner, says:
Now move on! There is an empty place!
Everyone is smiling. From the depths of the elevator:
I am not an empty place. I am your Dean!

I visited my grandfather every summer. I took a lot of photographs and was interested in this. He had a beautiful photocopy "Zenit"- very fashionable in Soviet times. I take a picture with him and he says:
I was just taken into retirement. And I did not want. They say age. What age am I? I can still run with young people! No, I have sent it. I got a lot of gifts, including this camera. Naturally, they were taken to the chest on this occasion, so he was back home on the bus and it was too late. The camera hangs on the chest, shining novelty. I go out at my stop and here two guys somehow dug up, wanted "Zenit" to take away. This is when I realized that I was rightly paid for retirement, age is age, not health.
The grandfather silenced, then sadly added:
I could not catch the second!

In Moscow, roses also grow beautifully.

The Moscow metro. I know, I have seen. There is no red in it.

Go away, good girl, you’re gathering me out of that fool.

Not too confident men (and not very smart) often choose the bad intentionally to look smart, at least against the backdrop of their women. As a rule, the side effects associated with such a choice, they do not realize because of their own poor mind.

Those who do not want to give up their seat in the transport because... Do not give up. No one is obliged, there is no law. But don’t forget that society is shaped by each of us, and somewhere it will also not give way to your elderly mother, your pregnant wife, and ultimately to you, on the day it becomes necessary for you. And it is not a matter of karma, it is simply a culture of society that consists of the personal social responsibility of each of its members, what we invest, then we receive.

But I am silent. And I don’t believe that when I wash in winter every three or four days, I produce more smells.

And in vain.

Give up your seat, get up.
If I get up, you will lie down with me.
- citizen, these places specifically for children and disabled persons
Are they children or disabled?
She is preparing to become a mother.
I am preparing to be a father.

Half a Century Film

I teach in school. I had a student, say, Jennie. Evgeny was recorded in the journal, in the diary, the corresponding signatures... But all the students called her Lisa. It is strange. I decided to ask. It turns out, dad and mom could not agree how to name the daughter, before the divorce the case came. As a result, the father decided, without asking the mother, to go and write the child Eugenia. Mother did not have such a turn of events and she just started to call her daughter Lisa. Thus, the conflict of parents has become a part of the child's life, she still has to red for him.

Very often complaints are written for the purpose of reporting personal accounts with other people or simply for the purpose of printing money.
To me several times citizens addressed directly with the request to press out the administrative resource of the person they complained about (unreasonably by the way), on the subject of printing money, I was offered 50%, in full seriousness.
I was embarrassed and threatened with penalties for corruption. They were upset and complained about me.

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The differences between extroverts and introverts are at the level of brain physiology. Small but there are.

But the majority of self-positioning introverts are simply complicated dwarfs who have thought about themselves as a bride. A normal introvert is not difficult to establish contacts, it is not difficult to maintain a conversation, and being in society is not a butterfly. He just doesn’t need it very much.

Fuck the dog, again, you have to clean it personally, otherwise a fine, etc.

What a heavy wear. How do the poor survive? Thank God, in the scattering-mother's still freedom: shy where you want, nobody will say a word.

Go away, good guy, you are curling me a fool.

Go away, good girl, you’re gathering me out of that fool.

According to statistics, 98% of the owners of stickers "We can repeat" can not even start

Coming to the interview for the executive director's place such a tough lady is good in the years. A magnificent list of services - the director of one enterprise, another, third, the chief of the shop... In general, the conversation went well. And here our general asks the question:
“I see, the last ten years you have been working in the lab... And we have a horde of harsh men here, never intelligent. Are you sure you will manage?
The lady looks at him over her glasses and says:
I started my career as a primary school teacher. Are you sure that your harsh men are worse than three dozen children who do not want to learn, and the knowledge in them must be crushed?

Today is radio day and election day at the same time, if you understand what I mean.

Internet in the Morning

Do you imagine? A deputy comes to the State Duma in the autumn after the holidays, and he is told: "You have a bug for repair, new tables, a microphone and a poll for voting!" It is funny, right? And parents who take their children to kindergarten and school are not funny at all.

Yesterday I received a message from an unknown number:"I was fine with your husband". I worried a little bit, and then I remembered that I wasn’t married, and I was a guy.

I never thought about age and had no complexes about it. But when in one week several people at once said that I looked very young for my years, I felt like an old dirty puddle and a fossil mammoth. What do you think a woman should look like at 31?

I walk with a girl (D) in the park. Sit on the bench, we talk.

A woman (J) runs and begins a classic speech on the subject:

Give the girl flowers!

With my mademoiselle together for quite a long time, so the purchase of "baby nuts" goes, mostly, on schedule (yes, I am about z / p).

I understand that a woman just won't lag behind, and I don't want to offend with a rough message, I say a simple phrase:

I am a homicide.



Breaking the pattern. The woman froze for 10 seconds - literally a scream of working twists was heard. She gathered with thoughts and silently departed from us.

A small but so nice blue win :)



The next day we went for a walk again to the same place.

The same woman fits, but already turns to my girlfriend. I don’t know if she thought about it for a minute, or a whole night, but she said the following:

Girl, buy the young man flowers!

It didn’t hurt me, it smiled. No, well, I myself like her admitted in rear-driving, so to offend or start blasphemy is stupid.

My wife got out of the situation:

I am more about girls...



The woman is silent, I look at her face. After 10 seconds she said:

It is gone, fucking, the pirates!

He leaves at sunset.



We ate ice cream and went home.