I was at the dentist, and in the process of discussing the front of upcoming works talked about the topic of teeth around. She was treated by a little girl (classycheskago), a 12-year-old girl, so she began to question:

Why did you go to the dentist school?
I wanted to help people, and this direction I worked best, here I can bring more benefit.
And I would go to the doctor to study, because I can hurt people, and I will not do anything!
and O_0

In nine out of ten cases, I think this is the case.

In the Australian city of Kluna, the sanitary was instructed to put order in the pipeline of a separate building. Routine work that suddenly led to an unusual discovery. The Serpent! An enormous piton who is intentionally stuck in a pipe. Having seen him, the sanitary technician immediately appealed to the relevant services. Unfortunately, the piton was cold and real, it seemed that he was already dead.It was decided to carefully extract the reptile and try to save it. The tube was disassembled in pieces, the piton was transported to the hospital for animals in Kerrambin. When the stationary body was dropped into a warm bath - the snake began to move.The ending of the story is positive - the python received the minimum damage and will live. The tube, of course, will have to be put again. But the problems do not end here - experts concluded that the piton repeatedly slipped through the sewerage and so used to it that one day he simply did not notice how he turned wrong and stuck. Given that this is far from the only piton in the district, the situation is likely to repeat.

You’re an engineer, you can’t replace the rocket yourself?
Yyy: If I die with a screwdriver in my hands, I’ll go to Valhalla for electricians, and they don’t have valkyrie there.

I: Ah, Vasya-Vasa... The homeland should not be. Give debt to the state. But while you turned around the shirt, it taught you and treated you, gave security and the opportunity to work with your relatives and loved ones.
and Marx. by Karl Marx.Ability to work for a penny is a very important social achievement!

If the church has caught a Pokémon Hunter, does that mean that the RPC is fighting on the side of the Pokémon in this epic battle between humans and nonhumans?

The front should be flexible, gentle and ready for perverted use.
How about a high school prostitute?

Before using advice, it is advisable to try advice on someone who is not sorry.

From the story of Uncle Lenny.
Forty years ago, in one of our town’s courtyards, a boy called “The Fourth” ran. He was very offended by that name. Not the sixth, or any other, but insulted. His mother worked at the three pigs store.

The Doctor:
Have you just given birth and registered again? Are you going to bed immediately after birth?
In the beginning, I cooked the borst.

One web-studio found my leather year resume, said they were interested in my services. I came to the interview, everything is good for everyone, I ask my questions after my interview, I say - and where you have the last seashnik went, they say, nowhere, but at the end of April he goes to the army. I begin to roast. The director looks at me with an incomprehensible look and says, “Why are you laughing?” I say - yes, the wording is funny, well, even if not the holidays are over and soon again to the lessons, work will not be time. Portioned together. Good at the web-studio director

When they arranged the clothing and sorting battle, I thought it was days and could not be worse.
But they began to smell pellets and share their impressions.

The Orientation:
The criminal secretly took possession of the bicycle, but the owner caught him and took the bicycle. The criminal managed to escape. 25-30 years old, dressed in shorts and t-shirt. Please take action for the search.
Are there any special signs?
and yes. On the face should be a trace of a brick hit.

Goprone: In my memory, the most intolerant to corruption and at the same time the same ideological fighter among my acquaintances with the energy of a worthy electro-venic smashed his lobotras from the army and still smashed, snooping someone on the leg. Contrary to his ideas, this fact did not go.

I love our mail. Today at noon I went to the local department to pay for the apartment and so on. I go in. I count the people, only twelve people. Ο maintenance for each from five to ten minutes. He went to the store, bought bread and cigarette milk and returned home. Πleft the cupcake, watched two series of California Seasons and returned to the mail.
and #927; and I am the next!
ΤI’ll always do that now.

In a local park on a large man begins to laugh a small seamless seamless accompanied by the aristocratic appearance of the lady.
Seeing the man shrinking away from surprise, the lady reassured:
Don’t be afraid, she won’t bite you.
In response he hears:
Okay, I’ll just beat you now, but I’m not going to beat you!

Vintros
Lost in Yandex
Sanjok
Sometimes you talk like a crazy man.

Habokih Maxim: "I learned that you can die from overeating. Is it all this time my parents closed their eyes to my suicide attempts?"
So no: and your grandmother was your curator

X: Hi, I am your curator in the game "Fat Elephant"
Y: Wake up at 4-20 and eat the cake.
Z: And snack him with a chewbacco.
X: Well, and the final round: go to your grandmother for a weekend.
Y: on vacation
Z: Fuck, it’s too much
X: The last task.

The hearing in the new houses is such that I know that our neighbors above have two children and they are called Vika and Idiot.

You are an example of boredom!
Not a model, but a benchmark.

xxx: Here's what to write in the conclusion to the laboratory physics instead of "Fakir was drunk and the focus failed"?! to