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[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №138221
 27.01.2017
#sleep_mythology

<<Why do they have roots if they are bulks from trees ripped.>>

The bread trees exist. But the bottles do not grow.
Here are the figs - it is a kind of human hater cultivated.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №138220
 26.01.2017
Not vegan, but observation. Two small explanations: I am attracted to full-length girls. Not thick and thick, but full. And I can’t physically stick to a vegetarian diet, for several reasons.
That is, I try to watch full-hearted meat-eaters, hoping that they share my sympathies and my predatory preferences, because "from vegetables they lose weight", "from meat they get fat", "vegetarians are healthy slim people". Among my favorite types are almost entirely vegetarians of varying degrees of severity. And not "thinking" but ideological, real.
Moreover, I have never seen a slim vegetarian in my life. No, what claims, they were all absolutely adequate! Adequate, understanding and pleasant in communication even in the absence of response sympathy. But just now you wonder where, well, where are the stereotypes that do not correspond to the truth, and how do they survive?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №138219
 26.01.2017
acsochka: told her husband about shorts that make "Brazilian" pop. The husband commented on the news "And then you bring the guy home, Brazil is over, greet the Russian reality?" and began to sing "Hopelessness, hopelessness..."

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №138218
 26.01.2017
xxx: "World metro" Elon Musk can pass through Minsk. In Europe, the construction of a test site will begin.
xxx: sat drunk in the metro in Minsk, and woke up in Abu Dhabi
Yyy: and okay, but to sleep in Abu Dhabi, and to wake up in Minsk is worse
yyy: "good that you came to Bratislava in the summer"

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №138217
 26.01.2017
Since in my childhood there were only bitten soldiers and some kind of fist, I was crazyly pleased with such a gift of fate and played with these things until they disappeared. I raised my eyes up, that shit jumped up too and slowly descended. I landed it wherever I could, picked up virtual glasses and repeated it over and over again.In short, I liked it so much that I decided to share my unlimited joy with my parents. What I soon regretted.They took this very seriously and pulled me to the oculist. I told my aunt the doctor, she checked her eyesight, shaken in her eyes, told my parents that my vision was okay, and you need to see a psychiatrist. Further, we go with the parents to him, everything is repeated, I explain the situation, a lot of strange questions, show strange pictures and the doctor concludes that everything is okay with the child, but children very often come up with non-existent things and the type is normal. Going home, I was just hysterical trying to prove to my parents that I actually saw those things. They reassured me as much as they could, and I became even more angry and didn’t understand why nobody believed me. Later, as an adult, I learned about these mysterious things called eye flies. And even now, although under 30, when I catch such a thing, I'll definitely get a couple of invisible monsters and just enjoy how funny it is!)

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №138216
 26.01.2017
See also

All of these people have a proper name – fools.

But after reading local statements, I already begin to suspect that fools are just those who do not want to live as they are instructed, but do everything in their own way.

Here everything is very simple: the fool does in his own way interferes with others, despite what he could do without interfering. An educated person, doing his own way, tries to minimize the inconvenience for others. All of. Nothing more is needed: smoke away from public places, walk slowly along the edge of the trail, apply perfumes in 2 pishka no more, talk on the phone in the OT, but quietly, walk with the dog, but in a leash, a mouthpiece and with a shoulder and a bag for cockroaches. Your rights end where they violate the rights of others.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №138215
 26.01.2017
Night at the Paris police station. The shoulder cleans the nails. A police officer runs in: “Msye, on the Boulevard of Capucins, prostitutes fight with pedestrians! The officer continues to clean his nails: - Well, how are we?
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Now the canonical version:
WUZ The lecture. A late student:
Professor: And why are you late?
Student: Professor, there are gay men fighting with prostitutes!
Professor: How are we there?
Student: I don’t know how yours, but our got great.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №138214
 26.01.2017
The head of the administration of the Belorec district Vladislav Mironov on January 9 at a meeting in the municipality said that by 2020 108 million new jobs should be created in Belorec. Then Mr. Mironov clarified that we are talking about 108 million bees, whose honey the region should supply to the Chinese market.

to eat!) In Belarusian district will be employed bees!

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №138213
 26.01.2017
# from prison
Siddhelds also did not have a term, so I stumbled out of these cigarettes in the tiny. I will explain - a friend somehow stupidly sat in the Crosses, an elderly mother helped with the transportation of the transmission. The other impressions. Then she had already gone, well, there is a bigger sigh and tea, it is understandable, and threw a smoking foam tube that was still lost in the farm (by the way, they calmly accepted it) and, scratching the sushi - a kilo of butter oil, reasoning that the product is useful, it is unlikely in the menu they are overdose, and in general let it go to the grocery store, a pot without a refrigerator there. A friend then told me that the transmission had a wild furor in the contingent, advised to repel urgently on me, such a clever, to marry %), but the pipe of the windshield was still pressed in a couple of months. Why am I all? Yes, I wish everyone to remain a human being in any situation and think about the neighbors,. For from the sum and from the prison in our Sparta, even the Aitishs have not been able to declare themselves for a long time.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №138212
 26.01.2017
33 years old, last year bought a 3-room square in the regional center in a sleeping area (if on the outskirts of Moscow it would be enough for 1 room), not a mortgage.
Basic experience 9 years as an engineer-constructor, the first year received 12k, the second 20k, then 25k, the last 3 years received 35k. There were work related to comp, as in studenthood he worked as an enikey, and then as a sysadmin when he received the certificates.

Such sub-workings are concrete, because all the money you earned on the main job (a little more than 2.8 KB) will not be enough for the apartment, because they are on average in the Russian Federation from 3 KB and beyond. It will not even be a three-bedroom. And considering that you had to have something else to eat, somewhere to sleep, something to wear, somewhere to be treated, etc. In these "workings" there should be at least another 3 million. Moreover, storing all this is also a very non-trivial task. So you, softly speaking, don’t agree a lot. Or just whisper.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №138211
 26.01.2017
Once brought a hard disk - secretary work for ten years. I ate one of the first ones to whom the key was found on some forum. He gave me a box of candy.
Three days later, the angry secretary calls, "Why did you do the same thing again, you didn't do anything?", and the sheep opened the same letter and caught it again.
tk. A candy box stood in front of my eyes, I sent it to "the programmers", and I don’t do that. There was a son of somebody there studying, of course, a programmer. He said - yes, there are business for three minutes - and drove out an antivirus, which successfully lost all as infected. Then "the programmer" said. that he can do nothing here - because the previous restorator has set up a protection so that he does not recover.
The whistleblowing has already reached my director. I gave them copies of their files, which were rolled in my temporary storage, to which I restore all the files and, fortunately, no losses.
Next call - apophysis - THAT'S NOT ALL!We Yesterday wrote an important letter - Where is it?
There was a real desire to put a telephone cell in the glands of a person from the rear side.
Is it worth saying that this "recovery" has been done for free t.k. It is "until the director has ordered it. He did not give our files" (from the transmitted conversation)

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №138210
 26.01.2017
What did you listen to today?
Q: Did you not know about Tupac Shakura?
She: Mother is your dumb skin!

falls in the hs

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №138209
 26.01.2017
xxx: The reasoning of believers about the illogicity of superstitions and prejudices... which can be more seductive :)

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №138208
 26.01.2017
Everything is crazy! You have to degrade in order to be happy.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №138207
 26.01.2017
Today in the afternoon I saw a promotional video about diabetes: they say, they do not suffer from diabetes, they live with diabetes, and it is allegedly not a special problem. Advertising is so touching with music. The situation in the community, sympathy and all that.

First thoughts: yes, the right advertising, the noble message. But then you realize that it’s just a very quality attempt to warm everyone up. To begin with, healthy people have nothing to explain that diabetes is embarrassing, since no one observes the persecution of diabetics. Therefore, al-la advertising “spid is not a sentence” is not in place here.

and main

The Ministry of Health has steadily started promoting the policy that diabetes is not a disease, but a lifestyle, and all state aid should be abolished, disability abolished, free medicines abolished. Someone may be able to buy medicines on their own, but the number of people unable to buy them is considerable. So the turn to allergy, asthmatics will come. The prices are small.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №138206
 26.01.2017
Using a penis skin cream can help keep the skin in good condition and prevent wear problems, as well as bacterial or fungal infections, and other penis health problems.

XHH (Dreamfully): Problems of export...

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №138205
 26.01.2017
There were no wild edible roots. A funny troll :)
At the time of my childhood, almost all the children from my courtyard pulled out some grass on the shore of a small pond and ate its roots and shrimp. As for the taste, I don’t know, I didn’t decide to eat unwashed. But no one died.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №138204
 26.01.2017
xxx: I saw a bunch of magnets in the refrigerator of a friend. In addition to the standard magnets from cities and countries, there are several photos of girls. On the question "What is it?" he replied: I was there.

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №138203
 26.01.2017
And what kind of disease is this when people are angry that other people suck cigarettes, biscuits, members?

People seem to be free. Many even can watch the weld without a mask.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №138202
 26.01.2017
Does the beard color a man? I have almost a centimeter.
A centimeter is not a sentence. Is the beard long?

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