I remember in the universe with us studied a girl with a luxurious sixth size of breasts, we even gave her a T-shirt for a holiday with a large inscription "Eyes above" in 2 rows.

The sixth? O.O

xxxh: to you to understand how much it was when she in that t-shirt for pairs came to her in the whole chest was "IZA IŠ". The other letters went beyond the horizon)))

xxx: (...) We came to the reception room of the hospital, where the mother of a one-year-old baby was also with us. And she insisted that they let her go home because "What’s like, it’s just a cough!". While she argued with the doctors and wrote the statement the child had asphyxia, he was taken to the resuscitation and made a tracheotomy.
Yyy: A one-year-old is one that lives only one year, for example, a one-year-old plant. The child was happy!
Zzzz: It was a year old, almost one year old.

XX: This era has come. In front of me in the cafe sits a boy with a laptop.
YYY: Dear, this is called "hipster"

XXX: Insomnia for her.
In college, I remember, you don’t sleep for a day, you lie down for an hour and another day. And then you go to the exam, push yourself off the ground and jump into the audience window. Everyone is in horror, the predator smiles, you take him by the hand and you have fun running with this cheerful grandfather to the park for ice cream. The conductor pushes in the shoulder and polently asks you to pay for the second round... and you go home to teach for another day to go with the other group.
XXX: and no problems sleeping between sessions.

Conversation of two Moscow non-young ladies at the entrance of the fifth floor:
“The government promises us reincarnation.”

<BB-B6> I picked up "AFTAP MUDAK" on the previous work and put off one frame instead of "COPY OF VERNA"
<BB-B6> years 8 in the accounting were contracts with this stamp

Andrew K. told me.
A crowd somewhere. The little girl at 2 o’clock at night suddenly wanted to go home. The boyfriend decided to take her. As well as how they were there - hz, but passing by the crew of the DPS saw a car on the crash, and crawling on the road part of the cradle.
Upon closer consideration, it turned out that the crendel in his hands has a place to be a screwdriver, and the mark is damaged.
To the question, and what, in fact, the young man is trying to bring to the broad masses with this performance, was obtained quite an adequate answer: -"I need to unfold, but there are two consistent... And I do not want to disrupt."

A typical review:
In the presented work we see a powerful pressure of water and precisely calculated homeopathic doses of literature from many domestic and foreign sources. The rarity of the pathology discussed, undoubtedly, causes the lifting of the eyebrows, but statistics show that the problem of the eyebrows is not sufficiently developed by the scientific community. The primary cause of this phenomenon are wrinkles on the forehead of practical specialists, so the development of cream from wrinkles is an extremely relevant topic for clinical research and implementation into practical activities at the state level.
The design of the author's study uses a simple but very effective method of double-blind random copy paste, also attracting attention to the crazy twists of the plot and unique unfolding - all this gives the work a serious significance and status of a potential bestseller.

From the publication VK

On the first photo - the city of Hiroshima, on the second Nagasaki: the atomic bombs fell on them (megapolis fires, skyscrapers, all things). On the third photo of Omsk, stability and prosperity fell on it.

Lёff: Five years ago, I organized my DR for friends and relatives for the first time. My father then described my efforts as follows: “If I ever need an event organizer, I’ll ask you to make a list of five people. Then I’ll order them all to be shot, and I’ll go out and hire the first encounter, and that’s probably not the worst option. and [

Here, then, it was possible to turn to the collective-unconscious.
I want to go to the conscious.
There are technicians and just smart guys.
Please make a thread device (not very energy-consuming and suitable for home use) that could melt used cellophane bags into Lego pieces.
Please very much.

Probably everyone has/has had such a teacher when he laughs with the whole group over your answer, and after a minute puts “2” in the journal. He was very greedy for marks.

Here we had, an old man over 70 years old hardened, with a whispering laugh, as if not dirty, 40-year-old, iron doors open. The old man, who somewhere in the subconscious still lives a little sense of humor, course on 2, taught us the criminal process.

Each couple Dima sat in front of him, in order to at least somehow remember for 1 year of the subject taught, because the knowledge and desire to learn had him "so for himself". And then, after 1 year, it was time for consultation before the exam. The teacher came, sat down at the table, looked heavy at our group (30 people) and said with a thin, rough, screeching voice: "The exam will be long and difficult, half of you will not pass it. It will only give up the dim.” Seeing Dima’s eyes shining from happiness and misunderstanding, he later added: “Héhe, I’m joking. “Do not give up”

All the good teachers

by Pi. by Sy. Everybody gave up the first time. Even the smoke.

In China, through a large-scale Internet vote, the name of the new aircraft carrier has been chosen.

The name of the godmother, which sounds like "Pi pi ся", won the survey".

As a child, like many, he went to his grandmother with his grandfather in the summer, one day during his stay with them, a home phone called in the apartment with a disk number pickup (other were not there then). My grandfather called the phone:

- Allo

Hi, where did I get?

I will look now.

After a 10-second pause, he said:

Not seen from here.



Then I put on the phone and calmly went on watching TV. I was 7 years old and I sat down for a long time and thought it was...

War and the Germans

The Lord! We are all (and they are) first and foremost people. Someone is a hero, someone is a fool. Regardless of gender and race. But! Let us not forget that the ideology of the Third Reich is the superiority of the Aryan race. So they went to destroy. with the appropriate propaganda. And the second point - interest in the experiences of Stanley Milgram. You will be surprised

It must be admitted that the evolution of global warming is somewhat discouraging.

10-15 years ago, I went with my wife on a train from Kiev to Moscow.
I drank a little (a liter of peppermint) for full sleep and snoring on the upper shelf.
Then the words of my wife.

The border at night. A girl in the pursuit comes in, she checks the documents, my wife gives her my passport, the girl says, wake him up (this is about me!) is
A woman who knows me for 20 years longer than a girl in the pursuit says, “Wake up yourself, you’ll get to Moscow.”
The girl smiles and with a command voice (looking into my passport) gives out "............of Dmitry Evgenievich!"
I suddenly sit on the shelf, almost breaking the third shelf with my head, answering "I!"
She said, “Look at me!”
I said, “There is!“”
The girl is to the wife: so, learn.
My wife is a girl: Awaken....

Yesterday's clouds over Moscow cost 95 million rubles. The cloud is still in place.
What cannot be said about money.

> There are also technicians and just smart guys.
Please make a thread device (not very energy-consuming and suitable for home use) that could melt used cellophane bags into Lego pieces.

You cannot go to Lego because you are copywriters. Maybe in Peabody. Cellophane can not, because cellulose. Polyethylene can be. That is, as desired as possible, but with some subtleties.
This should be something like an electric vault, which is filled with bags and other garbage, then the sprinkle pen is closed and strapped. Heated, excess polyethylene is squeezed out of the side lattice, cooled, disassembled and extracted from a bunch of parts.
Are there engineers-technologists who made Soviet plastic models for gluing? Will this technology or figures?

I am going to work right now, at the entrance of the office a glowing advertisement: "CONTRACTING". Yes, these are pumping...