xxx: Do you also have a headache and cough?

Well, it depends on where and how much you hang on it.

Alexander: For the money that the city washes every year on the catch of dogs, you can buy every dog in the house with the owner.

Ketrikken: I put on a night cream for the night. I am crystal.
Kosma: Do you mean what I think? Is he one of them?
Ketrikken: Not at all. The rods crawl, and after them they gather their soppes.
A. That is the norm. Honey is the bleeding of bees. The mummy is the fury of flying mice. And milk, if you think about it, in general, the cow from the breast breeds (thought it!)
Ketrikken: If you think further, all the meat came out of someone’s bowl.
Kosma: Well no. Chicken, for example, came out in the package.
Ketrikken: Chicken is not just from the ass, but a shield from the ass
But in the packaging!

The point is not to pour on the wall, but to keep the flow laminar all the time. I am speaking as a qualified specialist.

Previously at least sometimes reminded: "This is also a resource of aesthetic humor!"
Shash and that is not.

Favorite: I had serious wounds, fell from the trees, and still, except for the building and the choked Edik from the neighboring yard, I was not afraid of anything))
I’m still afraid of building ?
I love it, and I am Edith.
Paul: If Edik went to serve in the building, it is now the quintessence of our family horror!
Favorite: They won’t take him. He is oligophone.
Paul: What are you? He has served as a commander for a long time.

I don’t find charm in horrors because there’s enough adrenaline at home.
XXX is Xenomorphic? and Kruger? The skin of the face? I have a tribe.
YYY: Combining all of this XD
Well, his way of thinking is exactly like that of a xenomorph, a person is unable to understand what is happening to him.
I am terrified when the little one stands in the middle of the room on his knees, crazyly kicks his head and repeats the names of all who live in the house.
YYY: The ceremony is held
XXX: Go to
xxx: I don't hold the icon, but Stalin's portrait has crashed from the shelf a couple of times for no apparent reason
YYY: Well here is it. Answer received

Women cannot walk in ugly clothes.
He: Why do they buy the ugly?
She: Who is it?? to
He is: Women
She: What kind of women?
He who cannot walk in ugly clothes.

Strong, economical, not fuzzy, a moderate kid and can treat himself easily... Mmmmmmmmm, I would fuck.

It is straight!
When I pull out of Ashan a bag of food, all of this "not disfourned, strong and economical", and the other and the other... there is no shit and close does not fit, afraid - they will be helped.
But to kick off the door, jump in the bus and take a nice place - always please.
Fuck the valley.

Geometry lessons in school. The teacher (x) asks the student (u)
What is the shortest distance between two points?
The shortest distance between two points is zero.

It was in the summer of 2010, when the wild heat stood. I squeeze in the yard and see a aunt with a cock and a mops on the tapes. I thought it all overheated. And then people began to come to me and ask where the narcological clinic is. I thought maybe I was living wrong.

In 4 billion years, the Milky Way and Andromeda will collide and form a single galaxy in 7 billion years.
In 7 billion years, we will all be dead. But our remains will still be on Earth. And we, though dead and even scattered into atoms, will still visit the Andromeda Nebula. And that is wonderful!

In vain, someone made a joke about boredom, which is given simply because it’s too long and dull to explain what you don’t want. Men, naive chamomile girls, perceived this as a reality - now they are losing their time hollowly (you’t be distracted by doping to women who don’t want to, would have met the one who wants him no less than he wants her), and women get bored worse than bitter radishes. Who wants to have sex with someone who doesn’t have sex? ?
Bulls with the approach "I don't catch up, so I warm up"not in the account - they don't bite afterwards.

xxx: Veronica, you very touchingly get to portray the scene "baby, you’re the one I have".
yyy: "You’re cuddling me, you’re cuddling hard!", she screams. And he doesn’t regret her little strength.
Then he smokes.

Julia: Rama found, remains to find the roulette. Lovely chat, get it done! I can measure the kitchen. If there is a roulette in whom, bring, pluse, on the train
George: There are 3, there are 10, there is a laser, by ray
Andrei: they have a kitchen size less than 3 meters, maybe even diagonally :))
Do you offer a stencil?

Why do ugly, fat men want sex with beautiful, cared for, slim ladies? The rhetorical question)

I go in the bus, on the neighboring seats sits a woman aged 70+ years and from what it begins to count, turning to a young man sitting next to 20 years, that before was better, the youth was more educated, the seats were inferior, etc. and etc. And nobody reads the books, everyone sits behind the compass, concludes his speech with a question to the young man, who all this time did not pay any attention to her: "Well, when you last read the books, and in general at least held them in your hands?!The young man silently took out the Jack London tomic from the package and showed it to his grandmother. In her face was read directly disappointment and debris in the part of the continuation of devotions, the rest of the time she was silent.)

I look at the toilet duck (5 in 1) and I understand what the samurai wrote descriptively - the real hocku turned out:

It removes the plaque and disinfects the rust.
It easily penetrates a fresh smell.

The stories about the flies reminded me how a few years ago I was with a girlfriend in Italy. And this morning in the hotel we wake up from a phone call. We’re easily confused because we don’t know who can call us at the hotel at all. I raise the telephone and say, "C. In response to me, of course, also in Italian, they issue an entire tirade, where I have only disassembled the word "senior". The only thing I could say was "But sir, sir". Something was continued to say to me, which I proudly answered "Io, but parlo italiano" (I don't speak Italian) and put on the phone. I ask a friend: “I’m curious, why did I say ‘c’ if I don’t know Italian?” she laughed and said, “Nothing, the main thing you told me is that I’m not married.”

A friend from his youth said: “You, girls, okay, you want to have sex, choose who you want, and sleep. And we are bad, girls don’t want to sleep with who got". I have never been able to explain that we girls, too, are not so easy.