“Mona, what did you throw out the tea bag?”
The thread has gone over.

xxx: this monia is a rare transjira, with wire bags to buy...

Why did you buy it right away? Maybe I gave him a birthday...

I walked into an alcoholic store, and there was such a cute girl at the box office. Well, I gather the will in the fist, with a light movement of the hand, I fix the hair, and, having come up with nothing better, I say to her, "And you knew that if you drop alcohol on the scorpion, he will go crazy and will regret himself until he dies?" I stand alone and smile. I read it somewhere in the social media. The networks. I’ll wait until she answers something so that I can continue the dialogue. She looked up and, without smiling, said, “My dad got drunk and opened his veins in the bathroom.” To say that I almost literally did not burn out of shame is to say nothing. He stood up and tried to pick up words to apologize. After that, the saleswoman stumbled and said she was joking.

This is the second year with this joke :)

They are the ones who go to work and build the country (and grow up to be competent engineers), they are the ones who protect the country and in the woods too (maybe shoulder to shoulder with you), they give birth to many healthy children, among which there are geniuses. And it is the arrogance and hooliganism with education that make breakthroughs in science.
......
"It is they" do not build the country, but "adhimate the mobs". For the work for them is somewhere from "west" to "there is a hard work". They are either sitting down (ideally), or able to shake up the apartment on the first floor, re-equipped into a shopping mall and proud of their successes in business. The country is built by botanists. Botanics in glasses, from childhood collecting herbariums - these in science. Botanics quietly engaged in machinery - in quiet workplaces.
There is nothing going to be built. He has a different paradigm, "press at the loch". Turn your head off before singing these songs.

The future wife scheduled on February 14th - said romance and all affairs.

I thought it would be possible to give one gift less a year.

Revenge came from where I wasn’t expecting – gave birth to my son on my birthday. I no longer have a birthday.

And now imagine, all the same, only underground pipelines within one chemical plant. Authors to repair some of them. And... the same thing,
rushes and spills for the factory, sex and fines for workers.

Outsourcing is when the functions that employees have to perform are given to third-party firms.
The repair of pipelines is called a subway.
Managers of Hueva

When people are forbidden to speak, they begin to conspire.

One of my friends arranged for a new job, and by profile he is a PHP programmer.
He was invited to a company.
The interview with a staff manager, a young girl named Katya, went very quickly:
“When I began to describe the projects in which I was involved, I saw how quickly her eyes began to dim, and sparing her psyche, said that I don’t want to load her with the technical side of the matter, but after studying the company and its implemented projects, I can confidently say that with its tasks I will cope.”
Katya gladly said that in this case she would appoint an interview with the director himself, and invited the next day to him - an impressive, caring uncle.
Uncle lazyly looked at the compilation of his projects, spoke for life, and then said:
Well, by profile you are like us, but to make sure, I would like you to do a test. He gives him a print.
It’s shit,” a friend tells me, I look, there’s one technical task on four and a half pages. Work for a week or two. I honestly said to him:
Thus e. Do you want me to work for you for free while you decide whether I need you or not?
It is a pity that you are so concerned about it, my uncle. How can we make sure that you fit us?
“Let’s do it,” my friend replied, “you’ll pay me a salary, twice a month, and I’ll consider whether your company is suitable for me. If the salary comes on time and without delays, then I think everything will be okay.
Uncle was offended. Was it worth?

Has anyone met an older man? How is it? What will be advice?
Retirement after 10 years.

Why-why girls are freezing"... You were given such ears of shit on tactical rejection that you wonderly give yourself, as in one, previously seemed normal, a man could fit? Most women know this option. And we’ve also heard of situations where rejection is literally slapped, if not worse. So we try to move quietly. Address your claims to the inadequate of your gender.

Spellw3aver: 50 Shades of Grey is a genre "Drama"
Masrood: Babies from any hernia can make a drama.

> A conversation with one of the students. I wonder what is the difference between speed and power. The speed is faster, and the power is more powerful.
Artem 9 years

At the age of nine, this is normal. And here is an adult aunt at the university taught us the C language:
The difference between a reference and an index is quite obvious. The indicator is indicative. Hehe, and the reference is referenced. You know"

#Understands

I have a father's brother's son's friend's philological education - so he doesn't want to communicate with me for some reason.

XXX: I am afraid to imagine the household of the greens...
We can’t wear wool and skins, we can’t make synthetic oil (blood of the earth).
wood furniture (trees bodies) as well as metal (bones of our planet) can not
Meat can not (animal bodies) and plants (plants bodies)
That is, all living greens are liars and corpse-eaters by default?

#Literature

Three in a Boat, Poverty and Dogs.
"Thirty Dogs"
"50 cats of grey"
......

The culmination of this story was the fact that under my pressure the girl found additional work to unload our budget, thus stealing not only our personal time, but also time for household needs: cleaning and cooking.

The Host! You will decide - either the poor girl let her hobby earn (from your own initiative), or she pays attention to you at this time. But only something suggests me that most of all the padishah is dissatisfied with the fact that a man of the female sex is not stunned by a drainy to the glow of a couple of unfortunate meters of a dwelling called an ordinary urban apartment. You either have love or not. On your side it is not, but for some reason in everything you have the girl's fault. And I don’t understand why you don’t have a long-time match to your demands.

#Hair

My mother’s hair was beautiful, her hair was on her hand. But my mom chose one who has thicker hair on the back than on the head.
now elegant hair I can boast only in places not intended for them in girls))) the question: mom, what x?

Get them involved too. There will be a beautiful hill along the hill. All the punks will be yours. In general, they will instinctively feel a dominant individual.

Subsequently Pototsky said to me:

I am a writer, shit, like Chekhov. Chekhov was absolutely right. The story
You can write about anything. Stories of Naval. Take any profession.
For example a doctor. Please please. The surgeon, fucking, does the operation. He will know the sick.
The rival. The man with whom his wife changed. Before the Surgeon
A moral, a dilemma. To save a man, or to cut him off.
No, it’s too much, it’s fucking, curvature... In general, the surgeon hesitates. and then
Take a scalpel and do a miracle. End, fucking, such: "The nurse long, long
I looked after him..." Or, for example, about the sea, — said Pototsky, —
The sailor, fucking, is retired. He leaves his native ship. On the ship
His friends, his past, his youth. It’s dark, he goes
The beach fountain. And you see, fucking, the boy is drowning. A seafarer without thinking.
He throws into the ice. Risking his life, he pulls out a guy.
And "I’ve always remembered this hand. A large hand with a
The blue anchor on the wrist..." That is, the sailor always remains a sailor, even
If he is, fucking, on retirement..."

The phrase "the girl freezes" causes me only one, very clear and stable, association: winter, minus a few degrees, optional snowfall, and... There is a blue shaking thing, without a hat, dressed in a jacket on a frog fur, the shirt of the system "bought on occasion a wide belt, and nothing suited", thin socks and shoes on the heels of the kind "shared in an elephant hole".
Someone under this phrase meant something quite different.

XXX: What are you busy with?
I drink beer and watch anime.
XXX without me.! to
YYYYY: Yes At least because you don’t drink beer and don’t watch anime.

The funniest thing about this story with unsuited inadequates is that if a guy were adequate, he would understand the simple “no”, but the very necessity would most likely not have arisen. In our sad times, simple adequacy is enough to expect something, at least for a short time.