Relationships - Gender

People, and you did not think that many problems, as usual, are in banal phenomena: lack of mutual respect and needfulness (in all respects).
As long as a part of the male sex will see in women only a means of sexual satisfaction (in many cases unrighteous and often not mutual), the female sex will treat the male as a means of satisfying financial needs.
And vice versa. And who will continue to grow. Maybe it’s time to evolve into civilized people not just by name?

I will no longer go on a trip with this luck.
Cho is so?
- In Pulkovo, on inspection, on a polite request, turn on the laptop, press the button with the scream "Allahu Akbar!!!"......? to
The next flight arrived at 5 a.m.

A friend I had, immediately warned that counting on him is nothing, the relationship is purely friendly. She did not ask for anything, on the contrary, she helped, if anything. One day, he started to get dirty. To my outrage, I said, I warned that I should not count on anything, not in my taste, said "all of you, grandmothers, are so cuddly". We did not communicate anymore.

How terrible it is to be bisexual. They are so "friends" ALL KNOWING up to the neighbor-Alkash and the buffetess of aunt Dusi)))))))) Ocho, provoke and "promised" by their fact of belonging to the inflatable sex, and not fuck, definitely "friends"!)

In general, now the choir entered not even the friends, but the glucolov-Chackie, in the release of the comedy bitterly shouting with you I am proud of the breakup and the very hope caught me - when the break was by definition of Nothing, and left the comrade in the first action. Let’s go, sit on your cars and go on walking around the light.

Tyzh Sisadmin or how I was fired a couple of hours later on my first day at a small office.

It all started with preparation. I asked for my login and password from the router administration.

Reaction of the Director:

Who is the system administrator? Broke it!

Recently he met with one CEO of a company engaged in the production and sale of heating equipment, he needed to help find a personal assistant.



I began to list the requirements, in my head I had a fast evening - for seventy thousand rubles he wanted a person to understand the commercial side of his company, was taught in law, finance, worked for him 24/7, decided including personal affairs (children there to find a kindergarten, family holiday to organize), and in addition the girl must have a model appearance.



"Well you understand," he said, "sometimes you will have to meet with status people, you need to make a person present.



- You probably need to know the heating equipment at the expert level, since this is your main product? I’ve already gotten into a straightforward sting.



- In general, yes - replied the uncle thoughtfully - it would be useful. Generally speaking, I need someone who is as competent as I am, and better, more competent in all matters. Why should I be a less competent person?

But do you realize that you have just estimated your own competence at 70 thousand rubles? I ask him.



Uncle didn’t find anything to answer.

"In Moscow, those who failed under the ice will be forced to pay for rescue "

Is the price fixed or can it be agreed?

Women who are offended by the fact that men are only interested in sex, calm down - after fifty it will stop.

Ancient acquaintances lived in a panel house with good sound permeability. Son is small. His mother spent a short time in the grocery store. He returns and asks, “Did you not cry?” The son: “I cried first, and an invisible voice said to me, ‘No, no! It will come now!” And I calmed down.”

Fira and Monia lie on the couch. Her phone in the kitchen. As you can see, the assembly came. He stands up, goes... He sees that message from Moni. He says, “If you get up, please bring a beer.”

Paranoids are such, some constantly receive signals from aliens, others - from girls.

North Wind: There is such a contingent in public transportation I recently boarded the bus here, like everything is quiet at first, then one aunt begins to crash on the other - that it is she who pushes her, on her foot, and in general. Passengers around start to laugh - it turns out that this aunt yesterday just the same way in the bus drove to schoolchildren, which also prevented her from living. This type of storage, apparently,
Kazbich: In response to such a scream, you need to stand on your feet from the heart, and then politely apologize. But do so so that after a week it crumbles.

Probably, if our domestic chinchill knew how to write on the Internet, he would also now complain to the "friends". I let this fur ass walk around the room, ran, came to me on handles to play and itch at my ear as usual. I chew... and here this cattle is making a vicious attempt to cut off my elbow! And it is also unhappy now that the couch for such behavior has rolled out!)))) Well one in one whispering here "offended boys")))

You will decide, men hide their desire as partisans, or climb with their piss where they do not ask.

One does not cancel the other. And, in general, the idea that they are everywhere is as stupid as crying about a friendzone. So people like a very small percentage of people of the opposite sex, all the others are in a fairly wide range "do not cause disgust". There are, of course, a certain portion of winners in life, one here even dropped off. They always need someone to fuck for a crack, to satisfy their own importance, social status, anything to tell, etc. But they have problems with friendship, so they usually don’t make sense to allow any trust relationship.

Never, never anger admin, or he will hide his anger. somewhere in the system.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Another report from the Yellow Walls?
xxx: type of) admin we had, Loša, well as admin, quietly solved some problems with wires, set up mail, put something, even paid, and recently after the next non-promotion ZP quietly left. And we have time to collect indicators for the year, the chief yesterday sent a newsletter to other offices as well. I was lazy to read postponed for today - in the morning I received a letter requesting to issue a "annual report". so many interwoven signals that it is time to roll, desperate fate has not sent me yet)

Gothic...
I wonder, ladies, how far do you send such a direct and immediate citizen?

Let us think. A man who knows what he wants, from whom he wants it. Honest enough to say this, free enough from complexes not to be ashamed of such topics. MMM, add to this a little attractive appearance and joint hobbies and from such a man is not something to refuse, I myself will drive away other girls, every day you do not encounter this. But the conquerors, who after they have achieved what they need, move to the consumer model, are much more worthy of a message than honest boys. Well, if there is a sufficient amount of free time they can be planted on all kinds of threads, and then send, so nothing and give. This is not the case with decent women.

Here are my five copies.
In Moscow, people come in crowded places, deliver a box with household appliances and say that you are a million passers on this street, or well... generally understandable. The main thing to hold in his hands is to get used to the whistle. And then it starts that it's all free, but the cost of such in the store thousands. 5 and jump the gift, then you have to pay the tax somewhere 1.5 thousand.
My wife's friend walking around the square stumbled upon one, he handed her a gift and after saying it was absolutely free, she gently thanked and went on. The little boy walked and probably not immediately, but hit her meters after 50 and decided to continue. What she looked at it said, A.. that... all, no longer a gift, well then on... and drove the box in the hands of the man who broke up the second time. There were no more attempts.

I remember a great lesson from my childhood. Nearby lived a family with a daughter, and their daughter went to first class with me. Once her parents mocked her, for what, she told the teacher the truth that she was watching cartoons, so she did not do the homework, and it was necessary to say that the type of notebook forgot, or did not write. I approached her father and said, "Uncle, we were taught that you can't lie," I remember how he smiled and asked, "Truth, you're talking? Tell me, do you like our Elysée?I, of course, became red, but proudly raised my head and replied, "Yes, this is pure truth," he echoingly smiled again, put his hand on my shoulder and said, "And you are not her, and this is also pure truth!" It ruined my whole childhood.

Enough to think?
Friendship does not depend on gender. I’m a lesbian, can I stay without friends now? I want you, my brother. And sex, it’s wonderful when it’s more difficult than simple "we’re going to fuck?". It is preceded by a spark, tension, type of that.
Try it, you will like it.

When I lived in a dormitory, one day a first-time student knocked on me and asked me to give me a stone (they told me I had it). I give a stone - the guy stands and does not leave. I ask what it is and I get the answer: "Maybe you go down yourself, flow, or I can’t".