and embarrassed.
Qqq: I have never seen a line of priests wanting to dive into the ice...
Where did you see the shepherd eating grass?

Which product, such is the buyer.

No, I have not heard. All the girls who wanted to get married to me were lazy, unworking hookers. Although it was not immediately seen - silent, modest such...

Dogs, in secret, I will say to your ear: active working people and ambitious people never want to get married, they have problems with their throat, and they don’t have time. Usually they get married, because it is not time to get married, they want to, but because they want to spend the rest of their lives with a particular man and share life with him.

There is a small nuance

And yes, it would be stressful for me if I had a bowl of salad for dinner instead of a steak. The wife will go for a steak with this pelvis on her head.

You can no longer see a wife, a basin, or a steak. He will go for a steak and go to a normal man.
My husband prefers salad, just find a wife who prefers steak and you will be happy.

#Nudged

>>> And then was my wife fed?
Cleaning has been almost automated, washing has been automated for a long time. What will a woman do at home? Staying in bed and keeping in touch? Then she fed me at home when it was cheaper to have a mops.

Well, if you consider the presence of a wife exclusively from utilitarian positions, it is really easier to get a mops. The cook will do well with cooking, and with the quenching of intimate hunger - a prostitute. In many cases, this combination will be cheaper. And - a pleasant bonus - no one can withstand the brain and create no additional problems.
Wife as an equal partner (both work, life plus-minus half, joy-grief-other also half) and just as a person who is good together? No, I have not heard.

The Law of Yarrow:
- bla bla bla... "this can be seen by children!"
Children can see a lot of things, such as writing in a mirror. Immediately ban the mirrors!

In the house of the former Deputy Prosecutor General of Ukraine found a gold spade. The product is made in sizes similar to those in which conventional garden blades are produced.

The miracle:

It has already been advised to silence with their problems to those who are bad for greetings (hearts, children, animal owners); those who are bad for bright blinking advertising (epileptics). You will be advised now.
This is what I say to you as a person with a low speed movement.
No, I am not a disabled. I only drive a wheelchair with one hand, and the other car drives a three-year wheelchair. We do not have the right to live at the speed that is convenient to us. And those who have a higher speed have a reason.

There are such people who perceive the surrounding world exclusively from their point of view. For example, every day I see in the crowded by people narrow underground passage of our transportation hub (this is narrow because it has long been built and with its current load especially in the morning it barely copes with) mothers with children who play fun games on the stairs, very hindering others to normally climb or descend, or their own, reluctantly wandering with stretched connected hands in the middle of the transition, and rushing to work or transplant people have to slip side by side. I will not be surprised if in 5 years this family will gladly launch salutes - the children will grow up, they will also want to.

Alez> I am 20))
IGS> to you 32
Alez> Yes, but in a 16-inch system 32 is 20!
IGS> Give you 10 trips.
Alez> In the 32nd system yes!))

We went up to the minaret. There are a hundred and forty steps, but every one is half a meter. And then N. says to me, and you know that for the fact that you rose up, you are forgiven one sin? I said, fucking, I’m going to run like that!
He has committed two more sins.

My first game on my first PC was Max Payne, I passed it in three days I barely slept, liked it, gave the second part. A friend, already an experienced gamer, comes in to watch me play and wonder why I don’t use the slowdown, and is even more surprised when he learns that I’ve gone through the first part without any slowdown. The phones at the time were far from everybody, like computers and the Internet, and ask that no one had. So, the desire to play despite the lack of gaming experience, made me learn in each location the location of all enemies.

Thank you for promising and keeping this promise.

Boris Brunov (heavenly kingdom) once arrived in Vietnam with a concert brigade. At the airport, they were joyfully welcomed by the Vietnamese, all of course, small. Boris Brunov, in a sign of friendly greeting, raised a little girl high above his head, standing next to him... And he heard from the translator: – Immediately drop her to the ground, it is the minister of culture of Vietnam.

Understand these women.
and Madonna:
Anyone who votes for Hillary, I’ll make a mitch!
I’m against a president who treats women like prostitutes.

The chief today said...the whole office was rotted."I thought about hiring cute girls...Mata will not be in the office...Nayal bl@%$!You can shoot in the clips of the Cable!No Cable!!! to

<juss> don’t you want to come to visit me tonight?
<LeMonada> what is it for?
<juss> I have made a delicious meal for you
<juss> *eat
<juss> aaaa sorry
<LeMonada> this is not. You will not return the said
<juss> I didn’t want to
<LeMonada> will have to want, because I have already set up for food
<LeMonada> and it would be better to really be delicious

All fools

What’s funny about the fact that the author of the quote doesn’t understand that the “left of the elevator” and “left of the elevator” are two opposite directions?? to

Thank you good man! Now I will always ask, from the door to the left or from the door to the left. That is, such advisors, thank you for noting.

to this:
<xxx>: Yes, it is true. A hole is added to the bubble.
<yyy>: So the bucket is a cake filled with a hole?
<xxx>: The bubble is a hole with a test.
<yyy>: It’s actually a piece of tea with a hole. Have you seen the bubble once?
<xxx> I have seen it. I slowly declare that the paste is baked around the hole.
<yyy>: And suddenly the bucket is still a cake with a hole filling?

The bubble is a solid test disk, but you can’t look beyond the event horizon in its center.

If you remove the idiots from both sides, there will be no problems! Fools need to survive, not phenomena.

Oh, with your mouths to drink honey...
But removing fools is such a fantasy, in comparison with which teleport and antigrave is a ferocious reality.

Discussions about drawing on packages.

Paint and draw. And gay, and a bunch of shit, and everything that fantasy is enough. Because the more disgusting the package, the more people will buy a portsigar.

Parental committee discusses what to do: one mom doesn't want to lend money for common needs. It is motivated by the fact that in the previous quarter the spending was too much. It was necessary to buy everything, and the price is normal, but the parental committee spends a lot.
I remember the story that happened to me in the distant 90s. I remember helping my older pregnant sister. And she sent me for bread to a single pavilion for a few square kilometers in the hole where they and my husband lived at the time. I go into the pavilion, at the counter a girl (D) orders food. Oh, I think no turn, I'll get rid of it quickly. The seller (P) thinks she gets 50 r.
D: A lot has happened.
P: bread 5 p., milk 10, cheese 15, sausages 20. It is 50. rightly?
D: Yes, but it did a lot.
P: bread 5 p., milk 10, cheese 15, sausages 20. It is 50. rightly?
D: Yes, but it did a lot.
The girl and the seller were very calm. I was waiting for my bread 25 (!) The minute.