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[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №137761
 12.01.2017
by Travaudoma

Pranoids may exist, but not for long.* is

Plants are both multiannual and one-year.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №137760
 12.01.2017
Spam has arrived at the mail. Title: Is It All for Joy? Come here!

It was a casino advertisement.

XHH: It is exactly. I will go. Probably the remaining 300 rubles prevent me from rejoicing.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №137759
 12.01.2017
Neradence: Briefly about Nera and her female bag (a tactical backpack of forty liters): upon request to find something sharp to cut off a piece of spaghetti, Nera silently gets a tail out of the backpack. Because Odin’s true daughter can’t go to work without a tail.
And I was thinking from the morning of what the backpack so heavy suddenly...

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №137758
 12.01.2017
The evil administrator sits on a color printer to print on measure. Without him nothing.
And since not everything runs in the distance, it is often absent.
The girl suits. It is thinking.
Is there a printer here? not there.
What should you do to make it quickly and steadily in place?
The programmer sitting next to him shakes his head:
Reset on the server.
As usually happens, the administrator immediately materialized, and the phrase was heard, the man only miraculously did not grieve.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №137757
 12.01.2017
From the talks of colleagues:
I only watch 2x2 TV.
YYY: And what are they showing? and four?
My human brain did not immediately understand the joke.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №137756
 12.01.2017
You know, in my childhood and adolescence representation, girls always seemed very graceful and elegant. After all, it is the girls most often engaged in dancing, gymnastics and other yoga. In the future, when life brought me closer to the girls, I realized that dances, gymnastics and other yoga are shown to the girls, so that they just find at least a minimum of grace and elegance. And they stopped shaking taburets, robbing books from the cabinets and pouring boiling water on the shells.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №137755
 12.01.2017
The dragon is a dragon, but the whore is hunted from the inside.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №137754
 12.01.2017
X: Who are the first ones?
YYY: These are people who are accountants.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №137753
 12.01.2017
At the concert, the pianist and the pianist inspired to play in four hands some extravagant thing of a little-known Polish composer. With each page the melody becomes faster and more difficult, musicians with increasingly tense faces play, nervously turning the pages and almost dropping the score on the floor. Finally, a tumultuous final, applause, tribute... And then the pianist takes a pack of notes, blows, furiously whispers... and roughly twists half up with her legs. A duet with happy faces sits down to play on.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №137752
 12.01.2017
In the coat I was signed as Don Stefano. There is only one name in the box: Don. So the taxi driver says to me: I have a boat named Don! I received your order, could not pass by!

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №137751
 12.01.2017
here here :

And if you throw it in raw, it is unclear how much to cook.

Maybe I’ll open up space. Put the eggs in cold water. When the water boils, count to 50. and dimensional. One-and-two and three And after "ten-and" again comes "time". Eggs are obtained smoothly regardless of the volume of the pot and other lobes. And so as not to crack, at the first bubbles to boil a teaspoon of salt on the pot.

Probably, it is necessary in response to you to open up the cosmos - in general, for a very long time there are clocks with a second arrow, and now on almost any even the simplest phone there are timer or second meter, and if it is not a special magical ritual, without which nothing will work, it is not necessary to count out loud.

[ + 41 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №137750
 12.01.2017
They put on clothes, they put on hope, and they put ignorance on their foreheads with textbooks.
@Tablet

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №137749
 12.01.2017
#native_CK_Uymichk

Who would marry this Mizulina?

It is time to introduce criminal liability for some articles - "N years of marriage to Mizulina"
Although not, years are tough... From 15 days to a year.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №137748
 12.01.2017
Article "Communists of Vorkuta offered residents of the house to heat the frozen counters with a fan"
The comments:

smprofi
We cannot turn on the light.
I asked the fan to dry.
The transcendental equation is something: is the fan not electric?

W3Ukraine
There are phenazepams. Maybe he meant it?

Anonymous
Is it drying?

Anonymous
No, it just gets crazy.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №137747
 12.01.2017
"The first customer broke the alcotester in the Chelyabinsk shake-up".

How I broke. He breathed in him, and he crushed.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №137746
 12.01.2017
As the old saying goes, “A businessman sells a rope to hang him.”

2 And his enemy will be destroyed by buying a rope.

Or at least pay the rope to a businessman, not someone else.

You don’t understand the subtleties. The rope at the same time can be sold the right one that will break at the right time. And selling tickets for this event the real businessman will not forget.

5: No need for such complications, leave them to fans of conspiracy theories. Wire trading is too exciting to hang a single supplier.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №137745
 12.01.2017
The cautious bull and the neighbor’s bull praise.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №137744
 12.01.2017
Get to know! Amaryllo Slim (Thomas Austin Preston Jr.)

Most of his life he lived in Vegas, earning bets, poker, but especially remembered his large bets against rich people and entire groups of players.
In his history there have been such extraordinary bets, such as whether he can spend a week in the Bellagio toilet (hotel-casino) for $50,000, how many days in August for $10,000 (winned) and many others. He made more than 100 bets a month and was famous for it all over Vegas.

But most of all, I remembered the following four bets:

1) A table tennis game against one of the best players in the world at the time. He had the right to choose what to play. And he chose the puddles! Then for three months he took lessons from some strong player and with him they trained to play puddles! Three months later, Amarillo won the match.

2) A dispute with a group of people on the hippodrome that he will overtake a racing horse at a distance of 100 meters, but with 1 condition, which he will announce after making a bet, but will not be unfair to his rivals. Although the wording was blurred, he was known as an honest man and a fierce athlete, so 38 people signed the dispute for a total of $5,000. After transferring the money to the guarantor, he announced a condition: the distance will be divided into 2 sections of 50 meters, the finish in the same place as the start. Amaryllo for many years of playing racing knew that racing horses are very slow to stop. As a result, he easily overtook the horse in front of curious spectators. On average, the attraction cost $130 for the bet participants.

3) Dispute c a professional pool player named Minnesota Fat, which will beat him in the pool. The fat man apparently did not know who he contacted... In the end, it was decided to play butterflies and guess who won.

4) A dispute with a group of people that he will hit a golf ball with a golf clutch and his ball will stop further after the hit than any person on the ground after a similar hit. I have to say that Amarillo played golf well, but he was never a master. Therefore, the dispute lively interested a different wealthy audience and the total amount of the bet was quite large. Go search for a player who will face the famous athlete. In the end, a recent world champion was chosen, who had an excellent blow. According to the terms of the dispute, three strikes were made, of which the best was selected, the first one was beaten by a professional.
On the appointed day, a crowd of people gathered on the golf course. A professional performed 3 brilliant attempts and the rich began to rub his hands.
Here, Slim gave a signal, a bus went to the edge of the field and the main actors loaded into it. Then Amaryllo asked to take them to a large, dried salt lake, and when they arrived, they understood everything. Amaryllo got out of the bus and made only one blow, nobody even went to check the outcome of the blow because the ball just rolled out of the zone of visibility. The fact is that on the dried salt lakes, the surface almost does not create friction when touched (such rides are held to set speed records on land).

I really like one of his statements: “I’ve never sought a bug. I was looking for a champion and I made him a fool.”

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №137743
 12.01.2017
I still watch "The Irony of Fate" and I don't understand: no matter how drunk you were, how can you confuse the entrance and the parade?! to

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №137742
 12.01.2017
Eat water and radiation!

Water is a terrible chemical compound ash-two-o!!! A universal solvent. If you drink too much of this substance, you will die! We are all deceived! The government is hiding.
The radiation of the sun and stars is the result of terrible thermonuclear reactions! Cancer and burns.
It’s time to swim in the white linen toward the cemetery.

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