I will call you a poncho.
XX: Because you are sweet and with a hole ^_^
YYYY: ^_^
XXX:...not because you are fat and sticky
YYY: O_O

We showed colleague Mazerati Quatroporte, asking about her impressions, she says:
- The car is somewhat unmade, on the outside it smiles at Hendaya, and inside it looks like the Volga.

AutoClaw: Lechchenko is a folk artist.The people recognized, and Mikhailov who is yours?! to
One: Two comrades of children to the same school lead and gave the task to all parents of bird feeders to do - the best to the city competition will go. Well, the men strained and fed the children: one pyramid blue with the other cylindrical with the eyes! All the caregivers, and their dozen 3-4, the management of the school hanged on trees in the school palace along a gentle street - crowds of people from morning to late evening pass by. One morning these two meet and one of them joyfully says, “Hello! We participated in the city competition!!And the second was so astonished and no less joyfully: "Our sleep** or!!This is all you need to know about popular recognition.

Loan 22647, I think somebody eats an entire pot with an ear. That is, the girl works fully, contributes to the general budget, found a job for her hobby, and is preparing and cleaning for an adult uncle?

You know, I just have no words. The simple term “eaten” is not able to convey the full extent of your phallomorphism.

Before a tennis match, the musician confused the words and accidentally sang the Third Reich anthem.

German tennis players fell into a stupor and then accidentally captured Poland.

It was...

Oh you suicides! And you can’t do the society a favor...to silence any corrupt before you give up???! to

Grandfather found a grenade in the field.
I went with that grenade.
He pulled the ring and threw it out the window.
The old man doesn’t care.

I have been renting housing for 2 years. The housewife is a normal woman, without a whimper. Sometimes, we talk to her about it, we drink tea together with plushes. But yesterday, we also sat down, we talked, then a little pause and she asked me, “Listen, what’s your name?”

And so he will start breeding the nuts, asking why not, persuading to think again and it will stretch for much longer than a week. Because you, dear ones, do not understand polite refusal. And when you freeze, it becomes clear to the fool that nothing is lighting.

And after just five courteously refuse, transitions to insults - affected self-esteem requires, the prince was not appreciated (you are dumb, scary, fat, legs curved, etc. (need to emphasize), Yes, you generally saw yourself in the mirror, but I would not meet with you, so a couple of times, and then I would still think) and other scratches of your crown and insulted selfishness, the simple understanding that you are not a copper redhead and you can not like absolutely everyone just not.

I decided to go to the car store to clarify the price and delivery time of some spare parts. The owner of the store is a good friend of mine. He went and by chance, he replaced his vendors today.
Hi Kyuha! How is it?
Thank you normal.
What was broken?
Yuri, are you married?
– Yes
- Then: I have antifreeze from the system drives out...there is the assumption that the pad under the head. Tomorrow the master will look, they will say more accurately. I was already looking for.
(Yariq's face was stretched so that his jaw reached to his knee)
If I said I wasn’t married, what?
Then the answer to your question would be: car.)

DDD: How are you?
PVV: It is disgusting. Pelevin could have written a book about me "Vitaly and nausea"

Find out how much weigh:
I am stable 85, I am normal.
I am 69 a lot.
Zzzz: Should I be hanged?
xxx: on a rope with a sensor.
YYY: No overweight – the machine breaks.

You are writing about the "comfort zone"! The feeling that you live in an environment for bacterium seed - warm, moist, nutritious solution! Look at the people who earn themselves! Especially those near you who feed you! The parents.
I write t.k. The comfort zone is everywhere except the comfort zone.

>> The author of six books on how to save a family is sentenced to life for killing his wife.

What is the problem?
"Until death separates us"

If you do not have money, then separation from the homeland does not threaten you.

“Some were afraid of Pew, others were afraid of Billy Bons, and I... he-he... I was afraid of Flint himself!
Who was so scary?

The only person Flint was afraid of was his roommate John Silver, who later even called his poppy Captain Flint.

John Silver was an apartment master. Flint was afraid of him. Unwise - John is an exceptional personality. What is the job of “apartment manager”? In the note to the Russian translation is written: "manager of food". What is not so at all.

In the original Silver was not an apartment master - he was a quartermaster, i.e. a master of some quarter.

On ships, and not only pirate ships, but English ships of the Renaissance in general, the master is the head of deck. A deck or deck is a horizontal surface covering at least two-thirds of the length of the ship. Each deck has a master. If there are guns on the deck, the master is an artillery, if it is the lowest deck, then a trumacher, I don’t know exactly how it sounded. By the way, it was the trumaker who was dealing with food, closer to him.

The only deck for the order on which the master was not responsible, it was the top deck, there was a bosman. This in no way infringed on the rights of the captain, who commanded the ship as a whole. Botzman provided only due performance by part of the team occupied on the bridge of his duties.

But there was another deck, often virtual, sometimes temporarily built – the quarter deck, named so because it did not exceed a quarter of the length of the ship. The quarterdecks included scans (a bridge or deck in the feed part of a sailing vessel, one level above the closet, where the captain was, in the absence of which - watchmen and guard officers, as well as compasses were installed there) and a temporarily built over the bridge, usually assembled before the attack and more often on combat or pirate (private case of combat) ships.

There, on the scans and quarter deck, there was an abortion team, the naval infantry of that era, a team of desperate heavens with a high probability of death in the attack. In short abortion battles, the team that acted as a unified body won, i.e. was assembled, prepared and organized by a skilled and strong leader - the master of quarterdecks, or quartermaster. Thus, John Silver was not involved in the manufacture of Flint's pie, but an ataman of the Marines.

Cooking is his type of hobby, remember the similar character of the professional amateur chef John Casey Reebeck in the performance of Steven Seagal (films Capture and others). and. Here everything immediately turns into place, Flint would be a fool if he wasn’t afraid of such a man. I think that any captain, unless he combined quartermaster’s duties with his foundation (Black Beard), was afraid of his ataman. Something had to be opposed. Flint opposed it. On the pirate ships only one person knew the navigation science, the captain. In the sea, the death of the captain meant the death of the crew, only this deterred Silver from attacking Flint. Interesting is the fact that when captured by the pirates, they could leave anyone's life, but a person with knowledge of assault and navigation had no chance of survival. Killed so that there was no temptation of rebellion and displacement of the captain.

I just asked my husband if he remembers what day it is... It’s so easy to scare men!

Rhythm - Huifma

A day will only be between two dates.
The date is left. and gt;

Date on the left, date on the right.
In the middle, everything is dirty.

The members of the guys who whisper about their size can be called complex, because they have both a real and an imaginary part.

Discuss a new remedy for cockroaches, which is a cockroach pheromone:

What stupid insects are they? 😉

Ohhhh, imagine that though. I wrote to you a guy, the man of your dreams. He cares like a god, compliments. Calls to ride a car. You paint, go out to the designated place, worry like the first time. And there pops up a crowd of bands with machine guns, turns you into a barracks and hides in an unknown direction.

I don’t understand it 😉

The cockroaches did not understand either.

She also looks at the major.
He will become a major and become a major. Everyone is going to rest.)