We didn’t have a chance with her. incompatible sexual addictions: I like to fuck, and she's the brain

Wow: We didn’t meet for long enough to break up with our enemies, but one thing I know for sure. You love to fuck more than you love to fuck. So you had great prospects with her!

How did you tell your husband about your pregnancy?
Vauu: She made a sheet of paper (origami), put the test in a clove and glued it to the toilet door inside. My husband asked me what this was and why he smoked.

We had "baby mouths" here. We discussed with my mother the phrase that, said, it is necessary for footballers to collect money for salaries by SMS, and what they are paying now, to give to sick children. And we say that, in general, footballers are not paid by the state. The child runs out of the tablet and says:
Are the footballers paid?
My mom and I go out and say yes, they pay. Here is the continuation:
And for what...?
And actually...

The organizing committee on the results of the collection of money for the direction of V. Gusev "anywhere" for the period of the 2018 World Cup.

By December 31, 2016, football fans collected 2 million rubles.

The telecommunicator was sent a letter asking to choose a place for a multi-day rest.

>>>So who invented the word "smiles?" to Captain Jack Sparrow!

not so. This is a direct translation, in the original he asks: "Savvy?"

Comments on the article "7 rules of successful business":
I'm not lucky: After 15 years of entrepreneurship, I finally found out how to succeed in business - working only black. Not paying taxes.

Banner on the fields of the website: "This is what happens! The game is not for the debilitated!" I just saw the advertisement, and my nerves are at the limit, shit!

Isolent blue, red, black, with buds, with the taste of strawberries...

The monks of the New Valaam monastery began to produce whiskey. As Father Andreas, who is responsible for the production, said, “This is the best obedience!”

I am scared too. I have a few fears that I try to overcome.

For example, the fear of teeth. I always feel like she’ll say she’ll stay with us for three more months.

That fear paralyzes me.

How my New Year holidays are.

At midnight, I sleep half a day.

It hurts me less.

The higher you hold your head, the more clearly the hair is visible in your nose.

meat_tits: 31 the day they decided to start repairing the heatway. They broke, removed a piece of the pipe, and now they have a weekend. Question: Where can I buy an anti-strengthening for nipples?

Aaa: Such frosts disappear... and neither the French nor the Germans... will have to freeze themselves.
Bbb: The French and the Germans are buying record amounts of gas, so there are benefits.

The human brain attracts zombies from a culinary point of view rather than in terms of their intended use, but I fully understand why many do not see that difference.

I am a lie simple.
You’re a fool too, but generally you’re not a bad person.
HH: thank you
WOW: No for what
I just thought to hang, no! Your words stopped me.
Do not hang, in the first it is a sin, in the second a lot of people will be glad, and you need it?

New Tale: AliExpress and 40 Customsmen

There is a forest nearby. In the summer - to feed mosquitoes, in the winter children from the hills to ride. There is always a drinking company sitting on the bench. At any time of year, in any weather, any day of the week, they sit and drink vodka. minus 20, plus 35 – always. You even feel some respect. And jealousy - how healthy people are, I would not be able to do so. I am going to ride with my kids today. The second day – 28. There is a familiar couple sitting on the bench. Sitting at -28 is already cool. but. The man drinks beer directly from a bottle. The Beer! In minus, I remember, twenty eight! His grandmother drinks some alcoholic cocktail from the Metal Bank. In addition, they will crawl away and quietly put the dishes on the bench. Then they crawl again. My grandmother doesn’t even speak to the bank.

I think these are some kind of alien monsters. Cyborgs with a failed program. Because even the Russians should not have that much health.

xxx: Eyeeh such frosts disappear... and neither the French nor the Germans... will have to freeze themselves)))

X: Joins the chat
Valar Morgulis is!
Valar Makarevich... Hule...
Z: And the boots are that fucking shameful...