One listener sent me a letter saying she hated me for years. She doesn’t like every word I say. And when she sees me on the screen, something like St. Witt’s dance begins, though she doesn’t know exactly what it is. And she asks me what to do with the fact that she still listens to my shows every day. She went to consult the priest. He said that my ethers are a test of the Lord or a testimony to the existence of Satan. The priest added that he also listened to them daily to grasp the bottomless level of my sinfulness. As long as this understanding is in the process, and when he is done, he will definitely tell her and give the right advice.

I am a transistor and a shopaholic, I bought a new keyboard!
Hm...
Yesterday was a gaming mouse.
Previous: The Memory Module
Even before the smartphone.
It: and video card
and Gickovsky Nexus
I list your latest purchases.
UN: and this listing leads to strange thoughts, not girls’ purchases
She: No-No, I am a girl
I bought a fan today.
Is it construction?

She said she was poisoned. It just seems to me that eating cabbage, snacking with strawberries and drinking milk is called somehow differently...

My wife is a bit out of this world.
I never spoke in my dreams before. And here, after the New Year's Eve, I slept.
And after a while I hear her in a dream arguing with someone in elevated tones:

Let it be! Let him swim!

I stopped her, I think it was probably a bad dream.
She rises sharply on the bed.

and calm. Who is swimming? Who is swimming?

He looks at me and says clearly:

A fly is also a plane.

He falls on the bed and falls asleep again.

Everything will be fine soon, the most important thing is to be patient.

There are more questions than answers. Who can explain the aberration of light, the abnormal magnetic moment, the Lambovsky shift, or the polarization of the vacuum?
We don’t forget to eat, we don’t forget to eat.

For atheists, the spread of light is physics, and for believers, crusades.

In Kazakhstan, two girls lured young people to their apartment, where their accomplices forced the victims to stick the pelmeni. Three days later, or 400 packs of pellet boys were released, and the girls were sent to catch the next victims, reports the Kazakh newspaper "Express K".

According to one of the young men named Rustam who visited the "pellman slavery", he and a friend met in a nightclub with two girls on a yellow road. They offered the boys to go to the apartment, allegedly one of the beauties has no parents at home.

After driving down the road to the store and picking up drinks and food, the young people arrived in the apartment. However, instead of fun, they were expected to be quite different: three men came out of one room, who stated that these girls were theirs and they were ready to forgive the guys if they blinded 400 packs of peelings. When we fulfilled the norm, we were released. The girls went out the same evening again to hunt for new slaves,” Rustam said.

The calculation of the fraudsters was true, none of the victims turned to the police, fearing humiliation. Later, Rustam met these girls near a nightclub. At the same time, they recognized him and, as in nothing, greeted him and told him that the peeling workshop works and for all the time there was only one percussion: another "slave" turned out to be the owner of the black belt in karate, beat three shareholders and, taking a couple of packs of peelings, left the apartment.

Are you going to watch the new year’s Blue Light? There all of us will be – Kobzon, Pugacheva, Rotaru, Leşchenko, Allegrov...
“No, I will not be able to endure this Immortal Regiment for the New Year.

XXX: I am ashamed to ask...
YYYYYYYYYYYYY
What fucking thing did you bite my nose?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY You are what? Really is?
XXX is really bite.
The scooters stopped:
and Bukhari?
and no.
Why is my nose red?
I explained to him that he stole the papers from Gogot.

“Podštanniki – great thing”: how the Moscovites react to -25º

Xxx: The Thieves Is it about cowards?

Zzz: Oh, -25 degrees force the Moscovites to wear trousers instead of strings. The nightmare...

I sit with my wife and eat Finnish ginger cookies.

I am M-M! The Taste!! to
Wife: Do you like it?
I am : AHA!
Wife: There are more there.
I: Where is it?! to
There... in the store.

Dikson:...The main thing in the current history of Russia is to say loudly about something that has no analogues in the world...Maybe in the world there are no analogues precisely because this nowhere applicable nonsense is useless waste of money?

Then take the largest hammer, better quavalda and herakni, with all of it first on the balloon, and then on the lantern pillar and compare the results.

Hey to! Be more careful!
It will really hit.
(For idiots: Quavalda will jump away from the balloon. There is a high probability of being in the forehead. with a breakdown.)
The lives of those who did not take the warning, or decided to check, on my account, please do not record.

As for the balloon, it is just digged into the ground somewhere by 3/4 it perfectly stops cars with a small clearance (including jipes). This is an empirical fact.
Why is it so?
Wait for answers from the doctor of sofa sciences.

<xxx> Can you imagine a cake without filling? A cake without a cake? Therefore, filling is added to the cake, not the cake around the filling.
<yyy>: I do the same thing - first the cake is baked, and then the filling is stuck in it.
<xxx>: Yes, it is true. A hole is added to the bubble.
<yyy>: So the bucket is a cake filled with a hole?
<xxx>: The bubble is a hole with a test.
<yyy>: It’s actually a piece of tea with a hole. Have you seen the bubble once?
<xxx> I have seen it. I slowly declare that the paste is baked around the hole.
<yyy>: And suddenly the bucket is still a cake with a hole filling?

Responses of officials to the appeals of workers.
The buses were very bad. I had to wait longer.
The active aunt wrote a letter to the relevant department.
A few months later came the answer.
In short its content:
"They checked, the buses on the line are few."

HH: And this nuancy is filled with me in the bride. This pet does not eat unwashed apples, well.

The bridegroom worthy of you should eat the apples without wiping them out of the blood of those from whom he took them in battle.

The worthy of me bridegroom quietly digests heavy poisons, otherwise he simply won’t survive if I want to kiss him and prepare breakfast. And this one, you see, was scared of the miserable microbes on the apple.

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Question: How to raise the LVL of programming, for example from Junior to Middle IT
You have to kill the boss.

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The entire batch of Samsung Auto Note 7 has already been purchased directly from the conveyor by our Arab friends. Despite information about the recall of exploding models, they refuse to return the Auto Note 7 to the service centers.

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They are likely to explode and...

The artificial tree is a solution. First, it is more real, more beautiful, second, more real, more durable. When I use it, there is no dissonance. I grew up in a Taizhou village, so I know what a beautiful tree looks like, and when I look at what is given for beauty at the tree basars, and even at the price of a helicopter...

Yyy: My cat eats a plastic tree every night, so deliciously cuddling and cuddling that it is impossible to sleep.

zzz: An artificial cat is a solution. First, it is more real, more beautiful, second, more real, more durable. When I use it, there is no dissonance.