The hardest thing in cooking is to make serious shifts. When he poured cinnamon instead of coriander and it seemed like it should be.

News of Nizhny Novgorod: threatening with the explosion of a roaster, a woman was able to the internet repair

In other countries, patriotism means to love the homeland, to do something for the homeland, to sacrifice something for the homeland.

In Russia, patriotism means to force others to love the Motherland, to force others to do something for the Motherland, to force others to sacrifice something for the Motherland.

I have a household, whose characteristic feature is that it is always thrown from the extreme to the extreme, for example: I could not tolerate physical education all my life, but suddenly started to go to the crawl, there, contrary to all common sense, pulled tremendous weights for himself, in the end - injured his back, or even in school painting just hated, and then started to write even quite decent landscapes. You understood...

Somewhere two years ago, he was seriously engaged in a stand shooting (on flying plates), well, he decided to go further, namely, hunt, I would be on the table to extract, or in the shops, conservances, well. He did everything as appropriate: with a license, a ticket and other conditions, he called me to his first hunt. In my barefoot childhood my grandfather in a voluntary order regularly took me with him to the forest to hunt, I hunt myself, gently speaking, I do not like it very much, but understand me correctly: to beat a beast for food, like in a deaf taiga, questions almost do not cause, and sports hunting I do not understand "from the word at all", so I initially refused, however, the idea of spending a couple of days outdoors in the company of a good friend did its job.

In fact: the duck went to shoot, the bird he shot, but not the salmon (as in the spring is believed), but the duck. We found her — trembling, I say, "Well, the newly-cooked braconier, complete the beast," and he is looking at her, his lips tremble, all shakes, even the rifle erupted. I repeat, “Get it! In short, he could not, they picked it up, took it to the veterinarian, on the way he looked at the morning, whispered his nose and wondered how it was possible to kill a living creature. I said to him, let him rejoice that his mind has not yet reached the rabbit, for the wounded rabbit cries exhaustedly like a baby, and from the whisper of the moustache on the skin, and from such his "coming of love to all living things" would be much brighter. At the veterinarian, the duck was robbed, but we had to lie there that we had found the mushrooms and the bird.

After all the procedures, a friend took the duck home, said until he recovered, let me live (he has his own house). And when she suddenly dropped the egg, so he there in general with tears in the eyes almost broke the gun, all shouted, "Well, I would once again, and for this hunt!" the weapon sold, the duck returned to the natural habitat, and himself now even meat does not eat, in general as always in his repertoire: from extreme to extreme.

“Viking 12+” lasts 2 hours 18 minutes, and “Viking 18+” with all sex scenes – 2 hours 23 minutes. How to respect Prince Vladimir?

xxx: "In addition, the complainant as the grounds for the cancellation of the decision points to the fact that the citizen Ivanova L.R. At the time of the decision of the court was not a judge." - I haven't met a cooler event for a long time!

His wife has a small and swollen girlfriend, Vika, with an eternal battery in one place. That’s why she was chased.

About the movie "Viking".

ArtemBocharov: I liked it more: "The effect group did the impossible. Drawed in 4 years of computer bull!", and it was in 2016, 7 years after Avatar. by Facepalm:

Viktor Sorokin: Per that was what you meant when you talked about the ‘impossible’? What 7 years after the "Avatar" I don't remember how many years after the "Jurassic Park" computer bull was drawn for 4 years?

When we were students, we had one friend, Serego, who lived alone. Of course, you could always come to him to drink a beer, bring a girlfriend and everything else. And in the toilet he had a shelf covering the pipes, and on the shelf were: a collection of anecdotes, Tetris and two hats of 1.5 kg. Those who went there for the first time were very surprised - why in the toilet? There were, of course, a lot of applications. And the owner, protruding his chest, explained, "Here I am from the morning, first thing, go to the toilet. The look itself falls on the hoodies, it is necessary to do a charge after leaving there. And if you leave them on the floor, then - a lot of guests and often, someone will stumble. The regiment will fall. Under the bed, I will forget. “Every day in sight.” The whole people thoughtfully nodded their heads, the girls melted.



One day, a bad idea came to my mind. We came, as usual, with beer and girls to this guy, only got the glue. I attached the hints to the shelf.



After 2 months and 14 days the universe is resorted to Serogue. With angry eyes and the desire to kill someone. As it turned out, a month went to him one girl, who, having touched the glued hoodies, decided that Seroga is a gentle creative nature, having arranged an installation with meaning in the most spiritual place of the house. And only a month later she asked him - and what do the hats on the shelf mean? Siroga picked up the ordinary chariot about charging and said, I'll show you. And showed it. That hoodies are real, installation.

"Solution of concentrated water"
How solid and scientific it will sound instead of the ice melting in a cup of tea.

JJJ: We leave the island to the airport. Go to the boat. There are two young men of suspicious orientation. The wife reasoned, "Look, they have the same, and the backpacks and sleeping pillows (in the plane) attached. Look, they even have the same socks, striped! Oh no no. Look at different. One has two white stripes, the other has three! Unclearly...
I am unwillingly breaking out: What is unclear? One is a sergeant, the other is a senior.

Vitaly: password from %sitename%/manager can anyone see?
Juliya: root jghfkhjvl
Kirill: Well you’re, don’t throw the common chat passwords, right?
Juliya: And what, many have access to this project?
Everybody is here, lol.

xxx: Thank you, a rare recent article, whose reading does not have to be constantly rubbed because of spelling errors. I, for example, have no idea how you can understand the non-trivial concepts of the subject area you write about, and at the same time absolutely do not understand the reversal infinities in the passive pledge, or how it is formally called there, well you took what I am about... But reading the comments immediately brought me back to reality :)
The author's style is preserved

Girahai: In terms of the sanus. At the former work, colleagues got "from the neighboring premises" - they went to our office for repairs, clean, there is everything necessary. I put a video camera on top. As a real, even the LED connected from the lighting box. Well, the shock was at the beginning))) But it was almost always free, the excessive expenditure of consumers ceased.

There are many smart things in the world: smart watches, smart alarms, smart light bulbs, smart locks, a smart home. I am still a bit stupid :(

The internet didn’t work all day. And now everybody will think I have a private life.

The eyes of jealousy

The Moscow City Council spent 6.7 billion rubles on all New Year’s jewelry. This is the annual budget of a large regional center, half a million. For example, the annual budget of Tver is exactly the same 6.7 billion rubles.

The inhabitants of the village of Kukuevo have already excavated the incisions to crack down the eaten Tver

SPB and ST. The metro square. I go to work, I go to the orange branch. I am hit by some guy, somewhere in a minute I notice that the pocket of the jacket has become significantly lighter. I look at this guy and he’s dissolved. In general, the situation is this - the phone by the habit of carrying in the hand, nothing more especially valuable. I recently decided to take lunch with me to save money. The inner pockets of the jacket are very large, so I prepared the strawberries and put it in a small plastic container and wrapped it in a bag for the occasion and all this in the inner pocket. I am standing in the crowd and thinking about what to say to the police. Imagine how they will look at me, they won’t find it anyway. I am late to work. In general, if you, poor thief, suddenly read this - a pleasant appetite creature! Greece is not salt.

I went to the bank to pay for electricity. Two men follow me, one in a younger jacket, the other in a coat, bearded. In front of the window is a grandfather, who overwhelmingly and unlimitedly cuts the cashier with unprinted compliments.
The man in the jacket: “Good, your grandfather, let me pay.”
Grandfather, not looking: "I am a party member, I will do it to the end!"
The man in the jacket: "Where is the ticket?"
The grandfather turns around, sees a bearded man in his coat and answers: “Home, behind the icons.”

Today I heard a simple woman ask our Turkish colleagues if they know... Turkish cools.
Sometimes the hardest thing in my job is not to roast.