It is hard when the hysterical couple is not you. = = (

Because the swimsuit is not only a tribute to morality and morality, it is needed to protect internal organs from solar radiation, which in recent years has multiplied.
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I wanted to advise a hat from the foil to this comrade. Better than three.

The people. Can I speak my mother’s word for the first time? The fucking! This man had a roof. It turns out, only clothes protect his intestines and lungs from the “many times increased in recent years” radiation, and the cancer of the cervix he will not have exclusively due to the cowardice to the knee. And only the length of the t-shirt and shirt prevents the transmission of sexually transmitted diseases by air droplets... No, one native word is not enough to describe both the author’s schizophrenia and the incompetence of the editors. This is shit, comrades.

Pf-f, creative deputies-defenders (not ours, indeed, they are also in different countries with a creative approach) rushed away in general isolated cabins in schools to cancel, because a hysterical teenager can lock up there and commit suicide. Because of this, apparently, normal teens should be doomed to pump hysteria, praying to all the pasta monsters that no one stumbles at the wrong time.

The new US administration removed Russia from the list of national security threats to the United States. I see the Darkest gathering the forces and inserting a pistol into them: “You are so relaxed! Why are we not a threat? We will now cease to be afraid!" And the representative of the FSB grumbled sadly: " The Ministry of Finance did not give money for bribery to American experts, they cut us out" And the Ministry of Finance grumbled: "No, but they do not raise the price of oil. Let the prices go up, then the money for the bribe will be". The darkest then echoingly asks: "North Korea is on the list? They have money from where" And the representative of the FSB sadly bubbles: "This is for them that China brought experts". And the Darkest doesn’t get away: "Who took the hackers? Snowden?" And the FSB spokesman grumbled sadly: "So they took themselves. The hackers then" Then the Darkest says: "Okay. are free. Just from you...I will call Trump myself. If you want to do something well, do it yourself"

After the corporate in the correspondence office in the group:
xxx:Please address the owner of things found in a taxi after the corporate: NOKIA charging. Mini USB and tapes
YYY: What size is it?
Zzz: Check if the bosom colleague is sitting next to you

Hang up while you are alive. Then it will be late.

Yyy: What tour to go with a girl in the winter if the goal is just to have sex?

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Enemies around me.

In transportation advertising: "Are you young and full of strength? Do you have a brave heart? Are you ready to fight for the lives of your children? Join the Stop Abortion campaign!"
I read this and see between the lines: "Are you stupid, managed and inexperienced? You have nothing to do? Do you want to self-assert yourself at the expense of others? Join us, and together we will cause discord in other people’s families, raise maternal mortality among adolescents, raise birth rates at the expense of children who are half-hungry, hated and beaten by mothers, flood children’s homes with rejectionists, streets with blinds, the children’s room of the police with minor criminals.
A happy mother who never did an abortion. I have a brain and I use it.

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Today in the movie theater on Passengers. The protagonist sends a message to Earth with a request for help, the computer gives the answer:

The letter is sent, it will be sent in 19 years, and the answer will be received in 56 years.

And here from the back:

The Russian Post is everywhere!

Is it paradise?
and Paradise.
Why is there no one?
Because you have a single camera.

I can’t put a tree, it’s not worth it!
How to make her stand?
Shake her bite.

GT, "Neurosite taught to curtail all the windows opened on the screen when the boss approaches"
xxx: If I were sitting in front of a guy with such a smart program, I would open a picture of the boss to the full screen from time to time.
Walk by in the boss’s mask.

There is somewhere in another universe.
The alternative peterhof
Where the Lion Breaks Samson
Of course not to fall.

On the road, he is right, whose guardian angel is more important and stronger.

The motives of Mick. Ashina “My New Year’s Meetings”
Beginning of June 1979. and Leningrad. The White Nights. The school year is almost over. We, three of our classmates, drank a little. The mood is great, youth and all that. I wanted to scare. At three o’clock in the night we found ourselves in Nevsk, near the Anichkov Bridge. We walk straight through the center of Nevsky, rejoice in life, get angry (which was thought of). There are almost no cars. The sun, the warmth, the beauty around. I was terribly eaten! In stagnant times, you can quickly and deliciously eat in Leningrad and during the day you can only dream. And at night it was easier to find a wheel from the tram than to eat. You could go to the Moscow station, in the buffet. It could have broken up. Not very long thinking, we enter the first passing courtyard (somewhere next to the House of Journalists), we insist on calling the first apartment! A man in family trousers. Satisfied, let’s say, so that Klitschko probably would have immediately stumbled out of there. We humbly ask if we can’t eat anything. It is very hot! He says – come in! We go to the kitchen of the ordinary Peter's communal. The man was chewing; we also had something left to “bake.” We drank, ate, sat down and talked. Mood for flying! They hugged him and went home to sleep.
Those were the times, guys.

The Lightning! In the media announced the plan of the Darkest on the collapse of Ukraine.
1st To support Ukraine in all its political initiatives.
2nd to wait.
Three Not to roast.

>>> Under the laying stone water does not flow. Money for repair will not be found until you write a complaint to the sanitation station with confirmations of the violation of specific points of SanPiN.

Do not laugh. We must either collapse the school, as in Belyavka, or a massive epidemic with fatalities occur. Surprisingly, money in such cases is instantaneous.

This is... who? I was surprised by the chickens.
- These are dead souls, scientifically - zombies, - explained the landlord. These are the ones you bought.

The anus is the entrance to the anal hole.
This is not the entrance, this is the exit.! to