Conclusion 2: In the Middle Ages, people were a) much more ingenious b) much more flexible.

The third conclusion: p%sick people have always been.

The daughter. 2 the class. He comes from school, telling my wife.

D: Mom, we have an immortal girl in our class.

M is? ? to ? to

D: Every time she gets a pair, she says, “Mommy will kill me! “” The next morning, she comes alive.

We were in the cafe. I came across the menu for the salad "Andrei Lukin". I asked the waitress who the dish was named for.
"In honour of Andrei Lukin", the girl answered honestly.

The boyfriend was excited by the pig. As if he was isolated in his own house behind a high fence.

Comrade works in the field of public transportation, says:

I go to the box office, the cashier asks me if I understand the phones?
I’m not a professional, but I did my own.
What does she give me my iPhone in the test fell, what do I have now?
I say the shit knows it, but the march of the charlotte=)"

Briefly about politics
We rarely talk about politics in our working group. But here took a young, active and dedicated assistant accountant. The woman immediately stated that she fully shares the views of the opposition, especially in the fight against corruption. But the desire to defeat corruption does not prevent her from constantly calling all of her acquaintances and little acquaintances on the subject - how to go out to one or another teacher, in order to place a bill or exam (she is an out-of-the-job), and she carries office goods home from the office - and what? The company is not impoverished...

Do you not think that a girl, having a relationship, can communicate with someone in a purely friendly way and even go somewhere together, while not having the slightest desire to sleep with that friend or leave her guy and start dating him? Do you really think that if I kindly respond to your initiative of friendly dialogue, it means that I am burning with the desire to sleep with you? And, in the end, why, if I say to your compliments in direct text that I already have a relationship, do you not tie this information on your mouth and do not stop thinking about me in a romantic way?

Girl be calm. Some male individuals perceive girls exclusively as a vagina on their legs, and any “communication” exclusively as a way to get from the vagina what it is intended for – sex. They usually communicate with each other. It is very unfortunate that such individuals successfully mimic ordinary people, but it remains only to accept this. As a prevention on the Internet, you can put a male nick and avatar and talk about yourself, hiding the floor... if you want to be obscured with it.

- In my opinion, for the Russian-speaking ear, the difference is whether you drink tea from armuda or from kambarik.

by Zy. "Russian-speaking ear" - what is the wording, right?! to

It’s hard... it’s hard... It’s hard to find black socks in a dark room if they don’t smell!

LokkyTM: I think those people who bought a bitch, say, in 2010, and then sold it in 2013, when it jumped to $30 a piece, made a good profit. Then it made sense to buy and sell, and the money to invest in something more real, say, in real estate.

Kitty in Donetsk.

And a huge Maine Coon cat, brutal and vicious, contrary to the assurances, first terrorizes the owners, and then one day escapes. His first victim is a little girl, the daughter of the neighbors, who ran out to the staircase and saw the "kiss". A disguised face, a dozen operations, vision is no longer returned.

God, it’s so fat that you can fry potatoes! Maine Coon is a domestic cat. Very good cat. Theoretically, it can be brought to an unconscious state. Like any domestic cat, but it will be more difficult. The painter obviously suffers from a phobia of pets and cats only seen from a distance. Nothing, I have an idiotic phobia - but I live somehow, I do not require to send them out for the 101st kilometer.

No matter how much you try to condemn yourself, the defense always wins.

The greatest Russian physician Botkin S.P., who created in times when hearing was not heard
about x-rays, ultrasound, and other medical examinations, which are used in our time, made a diagnosis for one or two, and never mistaken. Moreover, he studied, learned, created and shared discoveries with colleagues at the workshop throughout his life. The most valuable thing, the essence of his scientific and practical research, is that the examination and diagnosis obliges the doctor to consider the body as a whole, to diagnose not only the disease, but also the "diagnosis of the patient", to treat not only the disease, but the patient as a whole. It was Botkin who created the doctrine of the organism as a single whole, where a causal link is seen in everything. One example of his genius: One day on a weekend, early in the morning, his apartment was called and opened, he saw a woman on the threshold, with a teenage girl of 12 years, asking to inspect her daughter, because they are passing far away and can not stay in Peter to get to the reception on the day of work. Botkin in pyjamas, asking, replied rude, and actually, sent them to a known address. The woman cried, took her daughter by the hand and they began to descend the stairs. Botkin looked at them for a while, and then shouted the woman and said that the girl at the place of residence should come to the earthly doctor and be treated for "renal failure." It was this diagnosis that was confirmed (from the memories of the old Bolshevik who was that girl).
They are not “treated.” By the word "treated" I mean not only ultrasound or X-rays, or injections, or anything else, but also what modern doctors have completely forgotten (or simply don't want or don't know) carefully! Gathering an anamnesis. Two of them are anonymous: An. disease and an. of life. And if the history of the disease from the doctor can be heard up to 10 questions (when sick, where to give, what temperature, stool, etc.When collecting a history of life, the modern doctor is not especially frightened and can only ask if he was not sick with watermelon, and if there were schizophrenics or tuberculosis in the family. This is where the data collection ends. And in vain, because this is where the most causal investigative relationships lie.

In the distant 197... years I was saved by a doctor from God, an elderly, 70 years old, intelligent, with the therapy department of Martha Leontievna. Saved from making the wrong diagnosis, and accordingly from "treating" the body with a fictional disease. It turned out that I, a sports young man, a student, who had not been to the hospital in his life, began to notice that there were cramps in the area of the heart, mostly during the day, lasting 5 to 6 hours. At the reception with Martha L. I was not subjected to tests, X-rays and not even an ECG. The diagnosis was, and is, correct. The emphasis was placed on the history of life (Anamnesis vitae – Latin). She carefully asked me: about lifestyle, nutrition, studies - how many couples, when they end, what I do on changes, etc. Everything turned out to be banal - a student, money in circumcision, naturally malnutrition: rusted bread - 14 cops, halva - 1.20 rubles / kg (for 4-5 days stretched), milk - 14 cops. The package. And so every day, with rare exceptions, meat and sausage fell, but very rarely. On the shift – cake with cabbage in the dining room, on the street was not from 8.00 to 15.00. And, sorry for the medical details, such food simply caused abundant gas formation, while having to "suffer" (from the room to the street in the course of the day did not go out to hide), the gases supported the mediastinum (?And it all pressed my heart. This is the whole “disease.” He started eating properly and the problems ended the next day and until now.
Today’s realities are such that with such complaints, our squadrons will not release such a sacrifice, they will stick to the full program. With compulsory re-examinations, surveys and consultations (paid), testing, with prescriptions of medicines for many thousands of scars, with recommendations to refrain from physical activity (ch. of the sport). As a result, a healthy guy will quit sports, will take pills that simultaneously kill the liver, will receive a complex of inferiority. The question is, and from what scare I raised this topic, and also pulled Botkin out for review? Just that week my companion grabbed his back, he went to the doctor / am (going to several, because. used to listen to the opinions of several specialists to more accurately reveal the correctness of judgment), visited three (you can go down to ten, pay and forward). Here’s what came out of it:
Doctor No. 1: D/s “Rhinal colic?”
Doctor No. 2: d / z "Intercostal neuralgia"
Doctor No. 3: d / z "Sickness of soft tissues of the back. Isis is?”
My cousin is a traumatologist, we often spend time together - bathing, tennis. And after a cup of tea, I asked him where everything went: empathy, humanity, responsibility, and so on. Quality of doctor. His response lasted a long time, with a voice of fatigue, disappointment, emptiness. He explained how he does 2-3 trepanations of the skull a month, and knows that in the United States such an operation costs up to 70,000 backs, and he has a salary of 12,000 rubles. About $200 a month. And in order to at least somehow earn, take a lot of duty, there is almost nothing at home. And another year into retirement, and all he has is a twin apartment and a roof of "kalina", and even varicose nodes on his legs, from endless standing at the operating table. And what are the disagreements with the dissatisfied, mailings and trials to the prosecutor’s office, the courts. The man after the accident was gathered in pieces, and he filed a claim that the scars remained ugly, such as it was possible to sew the wounds more carefully. I have a lot more to say, but I will limit myself to what I have said.
Something happened to our people, to our country, when doctors who guarded the physical health of the nation, teachers who guarded the moral health, came down from the piedestal, somewhere not by their will, from where they stood in Soviet times. For me, a Soviet boy in those years, the doctor, the teacher and the astronaut were synonymous with the words honour, conscience, dignity. Now on the pedestal other characters - barrages, thieves, chinushs, and synonyms correspond to them, or rather one that unites them all synonym - butterflies. and sad.

British private schools. European education...what are you talking about? The EGE will not lie: the best education is given by rural schools in the mountains of the North Caucasus, feeding the Moscow universities with a powerful food stream.

Will Smith, Morgan Freeman and Samuel L. Jackson will play the creators of the Ku Klux Klan.

The joke. The Stab. That is all.

From the hub in the article on vulnerabilities in ATMs:
xxx: Can I start the cushion and stick it to the terminal? and :)
YYY: And the saper doesn’t leave at all?
zzz: And if it does not work, then call the Ministry of Internal Affairs and say that the ATM is mine. When the sappers arrive, ask for help.

There is such a good rule of social work: if you want comfort around - start with yourself. From my house, from my house, from my street.

Situation: I want to establish a constructive communication between the tenants, in order in the future to make the counsel of the house and the house.

Solution: glued on the stand for information in the parade a few clean notebook leaflets. With the help of a thread and a piece of scotch hanged a pencil.

To involve tenants in communication, he wrote several messages with different handwriting on an actual problem: an unworking elevator.

I thought they would break it all and the pencil would be stolen.

Nothing like that. They communicate, discuss, write useful information, put emoji. Congratulations on the coming New Year someone wrote!

All the papers are already printed. I think in a couple of days to hang the clean floor, fixing only from the top - so that you can also read the bottom if you want.

PS: Yes, I still cleaned up the rubbish on the entire staircase, an important detail.

There is a good family nearby. Mom, Dad and two daughters. One is smart, beautiful, eggs of 90 points, and the second ability is more modest, and it is also written on the face. Well, friends and began to encourage the man, said, you would check, one of the girls is clearly not yours. But most importantly, there were rumors that the man’s wife was walking. He agreed to the examination. And because the analysis is not cheap, it started with the younger, with one that is not seven feet in the forehead. The probability of paternity was 99.99999 percent. Well, it’s his daughter, and it’s all there. With all the jumping and cockroaches. The man scratched the tail and refused the second analysis)))

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XXX: Going on a horse
YYY: Making the move of the Gypsies
xxx: * makes a move by dumbels*

My girlfriend left me :( I found out that I was married :(