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[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №130139
 01.07.2016
to this:
It smelled like food...
Visitor: (feeling a familiar motivation) Work out...
Start. department: (echoing the visitor) Chief of the... (pause) Application closed...
I know who’s listening to what songs.
I go into the kitchen. My sister is cooking. It smells of food in the air.
Sister: Two thousand years.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №130138
 01.07.2016
This is not a mint, it is a dolb!

City of Khabarovsk, district fifth square. 16-17-year-olds listened to music in the car at five in the morning. We woke up three houses. To come out and make a comment decided only a police officer living in one of the houses. He appeared and was beaten by boards under screams - Valy mint, break his neck. Saved from death wife running out with a dog, and you say "friend"

Adolescents 16-17 years old, therefore without rights, therefore in the car is illegal, the car is apparently without numbers, without an extinguisher with a weapon of music and at 5:00 a.m.... Therefore they are clearly inadequate (drug addicts or buches)!!! to

What he had to do:
1st Call the guard, present themselves and ask the dress to check (their own they will not send), warn that the minors and they are dim and inadequate! Wait for clothes and go out to disassemble together (if you want to look cool), and so it is better to watch on the side;).
2nd If there is no suit... So go out with the dog, not wait for the wife to run!

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №130137
 01.07.2016
<TopSpin>: 8 years ago, when I met 1C-Bitrix, I stumbled upon a motherword filter for their automatic replacement in the forum module. And in the filter were present all sorts of insults in various morphological forms.
<TopSpin>: but there was one word that caught me straight. I did not know him and have never seen him and have never met him anywhere. And it is generally difficult to imagine its ethymology and application, but nevertheless it was there.
<TopSpin>: "Hebrew"
<TopSpin>: How? where? Why? In what context? O_O

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №130136
 01.07.2016
xxx: Somehow you easily replaced calua with soluble coffee. This is not a white Russian.
YYY: I am just a professional.
yyy: I also easily make mochito, pinocolate, and so on. Replace it with vodka.
See also: Beach Stale.
XXX I understand. I use vodka instead of beer.
Wodka and vodka?
XXX: It goes very well, by the way.
Zzzz: I do not understand. Are you guys, grangers or punks?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №130135
 01.07.2016
The European Union is moving eastward like a goose. He moved forward, pulling up his ass.

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №130134
 01.07.2016
DesterDoz: The most terrible thing to lose illusions - that parents are eternal, that love forever, that friends do not betray... that the bowl on the included plate is not hot, in general any illusions to lose is painful. and :)

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №130133
 30.06.2016
It is not so much angry intergender quarrel in задолбайках, as the very relationship to each other. Grandmothers who believe that all men are goats, kill them naked. Men who think that all the babies are crazy, too, die naked. Contribute to the cleansing of the world from genetically disadvantaged plagues and allow others to live and love each other.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №130132
 30.06.2016
by 20719
Moderators and Editors, AOWU

"...and nothing that the gender of the child is laid already at birth, and it is already too late to hold?"

Nothing to confuse?

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №130131
 30.06.2016
by 20724

scream, then get in the roof
Didn’t get more? Everything ahead?

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №130130
 30.06.2016
>>What such a questionable "activity" this person may have, I just get lost in guessing.

In today’s reality, it is everybody. Whatever you do and how you behave, there will always be those who categorically disagree with your way of life. And with the new laws, out of a couple of dissatisfied with each other rights under the law will be the one who first reached the administration and more pleasantly slid high-ranking officials.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №130129
 30.06.2016
Wake up p.
The User:
Help me!!! to
T.Pby :
? = )
The User:
The computer writes what it wants, I can’t stop it!! to

[ + 20 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №130128
 30.06.2016
They can choose new owners.
They will choose the same ones.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №130127
 30.06.2016
When I studied in primary classes (1990-1992) My grandmother gave me morse in a bottle of 0.5. But as it often happened then, I was picked up by the boys from 5-6th classes. There was no point in getting rid of them – they would have drowned the mass. I endured half a year. Then came the thought.

One day, the morse was drunk at home, and instead a solution of manganese was poured. The same day, the same guys successfully took him away. I was not against. In four bars they all drank. It’s now I understand that I’d drink two bars less – trouble. But then I was filled with such a pleasant feeling of revenge that for the rest of my life. I thought it was necessary to add more sugar, or fire, almost burned.

They were then washed their stomachs. Parents to school. The scandal. I got such lilies from my father and grandfather that I still scratch. Since then, no one has ever touched my food.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №130126
 30.06.2016
by 20724
Urgently give out a barin of holograms, on which he will be able to mourn and even beat, or let not God ruin his health... By the way, there is no such law yet? Or too little...

[ + 21 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №130125
 30.06.2016
In other words, people in a position.
I had a servant for her.
Remove your anger.
They are fucking already...

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №130124
 30.06.2016
It was in Tajikistan at the Kokayda airport. I was given a weekend (day break in flights). And I decided to take the sunrise, spring, the birds sing. In the grass to lie is not an option, the boss is walking or the TZ will move. I decided to climb the roof of the hotel (4th floor), took a blanket and a bottle of water with me. He went down, lay his head in the shadow to some huge tank standing in the middle of the roof, and fell asleep. And it should be noted that exactly at 12.00 the operational guard checks the emergency warning system with the help of the most powerful roar. How then I understood when I gained the ability to speak and think clearly about this enormous tank to which I lay with my head tightly and was jealous! The first thing I wanted to do after he turned on, I wanted to jump but then my legs and arms were down, I could only turn a little and take the embryo posture. It was terrible, a tornado tornado was born and intensified within me, sparks came out of my closed eyes... in general, I did not burn.... :)

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №130123
 30.06.2016
(Vim vs IDE at Hebr)
xxx:...as for programming languages and markup, you will need to master several IDEs with their own features.

YYYY :
Everyone knows that there is no way back from the IDE: to the IDE users who dared to use the notebook, the IDE police team goes to the house (two firefighters and a dog; the dog attentively listens to your excuses before firefighters start to baking you).

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №130122
 30.06.2016
That is, if I jump all the series of Santa
Barbary (2137 series), and my friend downloads all
Santa Barbara and his grandmother.
Santa Barbara is my provider.
It will hold all the Santa series.
Barbara, and my friend’s provider will be
Keep all of Santa Barbara's series, and
The grandmother’s servant will also keep it at home.
The Santa Barbara series.
Then I get bored and I remove all the series.
of Santa Barbara. My provider will not remove it.
all series of Santa Barbara, and a friend provider
It will not remove all of the Santa Barbara series, and
A friend's grandmother's provider won't delete all the series
of Santa Barbara.
Here, the secret services begin to work hard.
Looking at a friend’s grandmother, she learns.
It jumped there. It has 2137 entries.
Video files without a name 8
of years. Everything needs to be studied carefully, and suddenly
Is it Santa Barbara?
My grandmother is running at this time.
"Secret Materials "

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №130121
 30.06.2016
On the website of the intimate store, so that the customer is not embarrassed, assured that the courier does not even know what it delivers. So, now I work in a courier company and with all responsibility declare: and the manager knows, and the warehouser knows, and the logist knows, and the courier knows. by Doscanal. Up to the article. Everyone knows that you are ordering a false!
– – – – – – –
I hope you don’t use them there.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №130120
 30.06.2016
For centuries there has been a struggle between those to whom the fresh wind of change is blowing from the window of Overton and those to whom it smells.

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