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[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №122334
 27.12.2015
We walked along the street with him.
I held him by the hand and he made me foolish.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №122333
 27.12.2015
Commentary on the new distribution with the film on the popular tracker:
I’t say that I liked the movie, but I won’t say what I didn’t like either.
2: well so the movie makes sense to watch, or as 1 wrote - and not that yes, and not that no?))
A good movie watched now who understands he sees
4: agree when you see you understand that regardless of what the movie watched so it was not in vain
5: I’t say that the movie liked, but I won’t say that I didn’t like it either, because you have to download it first.

[ + 21 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №122332
 27.12.2015
A man with no fingers on his hand. In the course of the conversation it became clear: in childhood with his brother in a joke took a tail, he thought the brother would not hit, the brother thought - will have time to remove the hand.

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №122331
 27.12.2015
Luke Skywalker is alive. Obi-Wan comes and says, “You are not a Chmo, you are a Jedi.”



Harry Potter is alive. Hagrid comes and says, “You’re not a troll, you’re a wizard.”



The Hobbit lives. Gandalf comes and says, “You don’t matter, you have a special mission.



That is, mass culture has made millions of children waiting for an unknown bearded man who will take them out of the house.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №122330
 27.12.2015
When you are single, you are surrounded by happy married couples. And when you are married, happy single people are around.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №122329
 27.12.2015
26th of December. and Siberia. Birds, Mothering, Returning from the South

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №122328
 27.12.2015
The crisis has ended, the ass has come.

by KONDEXIII

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №122326
 27.12.2015
Due to the unprecedented warm winter D.A. Medvedev can not fall asleep at the fifth consecutive meeting of the Russian government.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №122325
 27.12.2015
Well, finally, I’ll watch Star Wars 7
Yyy: A long time ago, in a distant galaxy?
XXX: Please do not spoil!

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №122324
 27.12.2015
Listen, let’s get along: you or the girl is a fairy girl who doesn’t want to decide, but wants a dress... and yes, it’s too, but then I decide where you go in these stripes.
or an adult independent woman with cats, but then you do not have situations that so far I am not - a taxi driver was blinded, colleagues were lost in the decoult and called to the bath from excitement?
You and the goat!!! to
xxx: " well you and the goat". From the creators "oh, everything!"

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №122323
 27.12.2015
A new pearl hangs in the top. "I came and looked, and they had the 98th windshield slightly breathing."
My eyes...

[ + 19 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №122322
 27.12.2015
I sit in the kitchen, crashing with the four-battery (from the battle of the clones very worthy, although overwhelmed by me many times, but in the glorious battle of the beats of the crawling), parallel to the spark of fire in the ashes. On his knees. Suddenly, the spark crashes to the side and fires the wool on a mouthpiece. She jumps, shuts down the light, looks at me, sits on the hose and sits in it. And you won’t even punish, because it’s really fair. Topo was washed.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №122321
 26.12.2015
By the way, the titanium spade is fragile, titanium, of course, is light and durable, the earth does not stick to it, but does not hold frequent variable loads. Take care of such a tool, it is not for force work.
With respect, the owner of the titanium shovel and shovel)

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №122320
 26.12.2015
The guy obviously bought oil for all his dollars, and now feeds her his heater. What else can I do without drinking it?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №122319
 26.12.2015
Our puppy made a bunch in the middle of the room, smashed, sent out for a walk. He returns, and in the middle of the room, Vania sits on a pot and also makes a bunch. But Vanuatu is praised! The puppy really showed all of its appearance indignation and astonishment why the human puppy is not scorned

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №122318
 26.12.2015
XXX: Yes, these teenage movies are angry. Divergent, insurgent, running in the labyrinth, hungry games, dusk, guests, etc.

YYY: By the way, yes, they have grown.

zzz: We would have released one perfect teenage film and calmed down "A hungry diverger running in a dark labyrinth"

XXX: That is what I would do.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №122317
 26.12.2015
A friend told them that at work, one freezer had three fingers cut off, so he only had two, the men in the brigade long thoughtlessly came up with a clique "twiks".

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №122316
 26.12.2015
After reading the fairy tale of the girl with fireworks (in the fifth grade, probably), I stopped reading Hans Christian Andersen at all, because at once realized that what he was writing was not a fairy tale at all, but a depressing fantasy.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №122315
 26.12.2015
About Idiots: American Todd Miller arrived in North Korea in April 2014, broke his tourist visa and demanded Pyongyang authorities to grant him asylum. The Korean authorities immediately arrested him for “spying” and sentenced him to six years of forced labor. After eight months in prison, Miller was released and deported to the United States.

[ + 23 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №122314
 26.12.2015
have received a list of documents for connecting the office to light.
It seems that I will fulfill my long-standing dream (since I received a loan for a young family I have an idea) and attach to this stupid package a certificate from a gynecologist... And that there is everything, and it is not necessary? and Crazy:

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