Article "Drivers of hose transport in Russia want to obtain rights and numbers":
According to the document, under the category of hose vehicles are suitable to be driven by the pulling force of animals wheelchairs, cabriolets, carriages, sanes, vans, parade (ceremonial) carriages, coupe, faetons, catapalks, two-wheelchairs, children's wheelchairs (!) is

The next "hard" stone, stone.
"When I first saw the sticker "TAZY VALYAT" on Jigul from the 116th region.
Then I thought for a long time that Taze Valat was the name of some Tatar poet.

Call an ambulance at 2 o'clock at night, cause: "Face injury, mouth bleeds, can't speak." We come: a young family couple, a wife about 30 weeks pregnant, her husband has all the signs of a fracture of the lower jaw. While he was gathering, the circumstances of the injury are clarified: it turns out that his wife broke him from the elbow, because she was very angry that he was on her... breathing!

Grandma made incredibly delicious cakes with lentils. It is no longer, most of the recorded recipes were lost when moving, and remember the taste of childhood hunting. I write on the forum - yes, say, and so, who knows the recipe, tell me. By the evening there was no recipe, but three pages of discussion, what an ugliness this lens is, how harmful it is to eat cakes and how embarrassed I must be that I did not save my grandmother's recipe... It ended up with someone's knowledge of love for bean soup, although it would seem like what side it was.

I love the forums, generally.

Q: Tell me, dear accomplices and especially the PR representative on social networks, is there a rule that packages and banners are sent only in standard blue package boxes?
Yyy: I was told in the Moscow mail that in ordinary boxes you can send if the address is written on a clean background.
ZZZ: Hello to you. I am the official representative of the "Post of Russia" in social networks. You can send packages in your box. The main thing is that there are no traces of Scotch and foreign inscriptions on it.
YYY: Can you wrap a multi-colored box in a single-tone paper?
zzz: No, it’s better to turn the box out.

There are so many movies on the web. All these searches, rotas of tomatoes, midibis. And everybody – everybody! The website assures that it has everything about the movie. In fact, none of these sites mention that Japanese actresses like to change names. I watched a movie with Yuko Matsumoto. You search where she’s played, you search and you can’t find. And she is already 10 years old if not Yuko, she is already Ricky Antsava. Not a word about it on any movie site. And that’s called "We Have Everything About Cinema".

UUU: Is it such a sophisticated life hack on how to find a Japanese actress?

It all resembles geo-European tolerance with the prohibitions of the words "black", "man-wife" and so on, reaching the full marasma.

Moreover, there is this most monstrous geo-European tolerance only in the Russian-speaking segment in the form of a frightener: today you demand that you don’t be beaten in the head, and tomorrow what? of Tolerance?That is what you want, right? That you’re gay in turn, and you can’t fuck? To teach your children incest and be jailed for 20 years for a random phrase? The same thing!

The Europeans do not know.

Would you like to tell me where I can get my coat (new)?
In the Woods of Verny

[1:47:01 PM] Maria: The most disgusting thing when the blood flows from the nose is that it sneezes inside
Mary: I want to sneeze.
[1:47:46 PM] Gray: You can sneeze on molbert and then sell paintings (movember)

Listened in the shop in the laundry department

It is easier to take cowards with you than a man to measure them and buy them.

The big thing is contextual advertising. At work, I monitor the activities of illegal ticket speculators (the work is related to the organization of events). Twice enter the search engine "(name of the show) tickets" - and the banners are all perfectly tracked...

Trailer of The Hateful Eight.

xxx: Has anyone noticed that Samuel L. Jackson is playing a Negro again?

Recently in the store on the box saw the word "points" in the flesh:
The girl waving the last top model of the iPhone (with a broken screen) bought a rollon and a sausage in the paste, paying for little))

I was 5 or 6 years old, I don’t remember. At the time, hairstylists were often used to make hairstyles. These pins were very similar to forks in electrical appliances, at least for a child of that age. So, my puzzling brain tried to find out from everyone around, what would happen if it was a fucking thing to push into the outlet (suddenly I kind of light up like a light bulb)... And all that mom, that sisters, flattered with the answer, stay behind, don't dare to bring her there (no specific explanations!)... But I and candy were forbidden to eat in large quantities and go to bed late to go to bed, for the child then it seemed the same forbidden fruit. And here I am running into a remote room where there is no one to plug that spark in the socket. No one, the plan succeeded. It wasn’t very childish, I still remember, honestly. But that’s not all... The backdrop blackened, the hand too, the pain, the scream, the cry, the fear... The fear is no longer from the pain, but from the thought that now they’ll see it all and I’ll get even more... the second attempt to get the spark and hide it, even more pain and scream... But the fox, they could say the truth at once... The honest word is offensive.

A spokesperson told the dictionary. Further from his words. "I had to get up for a week in a small village. After a few days of boredom we went to get to know the local population. They met. We sit, at the local man, we draw brahma from the cage, we talk about the difficult rural life, and here the brahma in the cage is over... We need to go for the supplement in the sarai. One of the motorists joyfully grabbed the cage and went after the green snake of local production. His path passed by the cave with the folded letter "G". Running he means joyfully waving with a cane and whistling the song "A-a in Africa the mountains are such heights." At the corner there is a bear’s head. Our hero is frightened, without thinking about the consequences, beats this head with a barrel and carries back. The people grabbed the tails and villas (after the cage of the bragi all the brave ones), the master got the gun. Looking for the villain. Mouse was found nearby. The dead. Broken heart from fear.

Thro the day, there is only a stool of iron...Happy desperate girls traveling by train! See the railroad passenger train, mm... show him the breasts, what! And you are not difficult, and you will raise his mood for the whole day. With everyone coming!

My son and I are in the hospital, he is 2 years old. With us is the dad (yes, in the chamber with the women is Russia, the baby!) With a son of about the same age, the children are slightly similar in hair color, my one is decently thinner and shorter. Today I see a picture: Dad approaches my child, businessfully takes him on his arms, sits down and begins to wear (gamashi, warm pants, coats) - they are allowed to walk, unlike us. He reacted calmly. I wonder how it will end, so I’m silent. And then the father notices his son standing in the meter and watching with interest what is happening. The father jumped out of shock and shouted, poor man.

They robbed the whole chamber.

xxx: what a surprisingly versatile number "220". In electricians (and not entirely) it is associated with the current voltage in a single-phase network, in musicians with a note of a small octave, and in doctors - with the number of bones in the human body.

In Peter, right near the Baltic Station, there is a building on the roof of which the inscription LENAEROPROJECT burns with blue letters. Every time I pass by, I concentrate on realizing that this is the LENINGRAD AEROPROJECT, not an individual entertainment project of some kind of LENA.

One of my clients has the habit of scheduling changes on the site in the last minute. One example is sending a letter on Sunday:

We have to make these corrections before two o’clock on Monday.

I am :

“I’m currently busy with another project, I can do all the repairs on your website by Thursday.

The Client:

We are a big company! We cannot wait so long!

I thought about writing that I agree, but with a double price for speed. The answer:

We are a small company! Where do we get such money?! to