The best birthday wishes I heard today at the children’s party. A six-year-old girl wished to her mate, “When you get old and die, I would like you to be an angel in heaven.”

and veterans. Do you know where the bikers came from? There were no Vietnamese veterans.
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Well, for a puppy of enthusiasm: not Vietnam, but Korea. Vietnamese veterans just joined them. Or just wandered around the country with al-la John Rambo bombs from the first part.

You are a liar creature! I thought you couldn’t tolerate me, but you love me!

To my observation that the curtains are twisted and there is no sight of what is happening on the planet, I was answered - "shorts! The case is moving! As well as feet. It’s all about mood."

I have a friend who has a tea – she chewed the tea mushroom and talked to him. Loneliness and unnecessity are hard.
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Especially in a large family. Who needs lunches and clean clothes, and who provides them, does not matter to them.

The joke

Don’t be so nervous, lady. Go feed your cat, he is hungry.

Check your head to a click, save the planet from banality.

This is the Overton window in action. In five years, you’ll be discussing the topic and why not 10 years old and not having sex if they want to. They are protected ".
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100-150 years ago, the normal age of a girl for marriage, beginning of sexual life and childbirth was considered 13-14 years. This is 3 years less than those of the Orenburg bees".
So whose window has gone through society since then?

Prep, who noticed students with phones:
“Dear students, I know that with the advancement of technology you can have fun anywhere. But not on my pair.

Orcs are the same elves, they just wet the mantle.

A: What are you doing now?
I work in an international construction company.
A: Again with the Moldovans on the sweaters?
E: And with the hooks.

The Hungry Students
xxx: we sat yesterday on a pair, fourth
Silence, work is ongoing
HH: And here from somewhere behind.
and "Oh! This is with cabbage!"

A friend complains about how his mother learns to drive a car:

It will be heavily moved to the right.
And she will not see it.
Even on the road on the road.
Everything is very well seen.
You can see the car jumping over the barrier.
Driving with vibration.
The wheel breaks out of hand.
And she doesn’t realize that she’s rushed to the bartender.
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"So far there is no basis to claim that Mayor Yoshkar-Ola was abducted".

Do not be negative!

Per he was just soaked and buried.

Answers
How to train sexual abilities?
Fuck the goose.

Remember, once described how to catch a rabbit on a red brick and fish with the help of cowards and suckers? But there is another way to catch a tiger on a faner.
Equipment: Fener sheet and hammer.
Technique of application:
1) on the leaf of the fanery we draw a goat (well or otherwise, interesting for the tiger - in terms of eating - an animal).
2) We carry a leaf of fender into the forest where the tiger lives, we hide behind the leaf, holding the hammer ready.
3) the tiger sees a goat, throws on it, swallows his nails in a faner.
4) with the help of a hammer we bend the tiger's nail from the rear side of the sheet. Now the tiger cannot escape, we kill it in an accessible way, we use it.
P.s Better than your shit! I got!! to

Any official who gives an interview on television has only one word written on the rose: fuck it!! to

The whole essence of Russia is stupid, but the executive is more reliable.
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Russia here is in the direction of the general human flow.
Any large corporation with a high degree of formalization of business processes will prefer a non-initiative executor - the process is already fixed, and the initiative only interferes.

Another thing is a small and medium-sized business, if it’s right, and not a laundry with a daddy’s bank.
There - yes, without initiative and non-standard moves can not survive.

sbaaskeadd97 at 04:54:48.3304 - Moscow is a shorter city of dwarfs: we love grandmothers, a lot of money, a lot of warts and chic underground palaces-metro. Peter is the elves: some kind of half-poker with an overwhelming self-esteem, subtle sensual nature and local patriotism. The rest of Russia is inhabited by orcs.

Small IT office, we are discussing ordering a calculator for Android with blackjack...
xxx: easy, I used to write a calculator
YYY: YYY, I too
Zzz: Everyone wrote the calculator
The designer did not write the calculator.
A hundred pounds he painted.

-In the evening more cautiously from the park fly out there police again "interception plan"
Are you catching the cocktail again?
Not picked up until receipt.