Two years ago, I, a citizen who had never encountered wild animals, enrolled in one project for the protection and breeding of animals using computer technology (it already works and there is a positive effect).
For work it was necessary at least to understand what and how is happening in the forest, and for this we went out with eggs into the forest - to look.
We went back to the forest to take the coordinates. I came to the place, I came out of the "gas" and shaman with the GPS, "catch satellites" - as they called the egheria. Eger Misha, who actually brought me, also got out of the "gas" and turns his legs.
And here in the forest there is some crack and crack, and this crack becomes more loud and begins to approach.
I raise my eyes from the screen of the jeeps and see that on us, breaking the branches and bushes with a completely wild yellow, sits a healthy mother deer-male with already small-grown horns.
A deer, of course, is not a shit, but when this half-ton shit is on you, put the bricks off, like two bytes to send.
I stand, my legs are cotton, feverishly considering where to run and what to hide, and the egger of Misha melancholy squeezes his hand somewhere under the driver’s seat and gets a short (20 centimeters) stick with small nails filled in it. I look at this stick and I understand that with such a goat, even with nails, you get rid of the wild and terrible deer. The deer, seeing the rod, changes direction, rushes to the egge and... slows his backs ahead of him... The deer also begins melancholy to scratch the rod of the deer horns, from which at the same time some hernia and thorns are crushed with layers.
Misha, seeing my shaken eyes, explains:
Their horns are growing and they are very itching. Here they scratch them about the bushes and trees, but there are places on the horns where you scratch the hell with a tree.

“Ah so!” The President of Georgia, Margvelashvili, appointed Yanukovych as his adviser.

The world famous blockbuster! A poor philologist student by chance meets an elderly banker, one of the richest people in the city, and as the relationship develops, it becomes a living toy of the banker herself and her debilitated sister-nimphomaniac. This vicious bond opens the way for the young man to the highest layers of society, but the encounter with a high-spiritual girl, forced to pull out of poverty the family of a drunkard father, half-crazy mother-in-law and brother-in-law, sheds light on his life. But it is not so easy to escape from the millionaire and in despair the young man decides to kill both the patron and her sister. He does not yet know that she has made it all, because she suffers a fetish on men with a tail, and the girl he meets is actually an employed millionaire prostitute. Now our hero is waiting for "Fifty One Shades of Punishment"! In all the cinemas of the country. Thirty-fourth of March!

xxx: And the age limit "0+" - this means pregnant women can not?
YYY: Do you think you see anything from there?

I called from the left number. They said they won a certificate and a $100 card. I broke through Yandex, the people say that it is divorced. Here’s one of the comments: "People, I’m also among the winners! So pleasant so pleasant! I have already prepared my "winner" speech when I will be awarded a certificate. There will be tables for 5-6 people in each room. People will be in costumes and dresses. They smoke at the tables, there is a dim light everywhere, nearby the battle band plays unobtrusive jazz.
And here, a glossy, eye-catching representative of the St. Petersburg Consulting Center in white will come on stage, announce my name. I "will be surprised";, everyone will pay attention to me, everyone will smile. A beautiful woman sitting next to me will fix her collar, whisper a pleasant thing to my ear, and I will take a sure step toward the scene. Applauded everywhere. I will stand on stage, in a smoking and butterfly, a conservative hairstyle, a smile of white teeth.
I’ll tell you something about rock and fate, that I’ve been waiting for luck all my life and that’s where she turned to me. Everyone will have their heads shaken and shaken. And then I get a huge paper rectangle with the inscription "1000 $". The curtain.
In general, if you see me, the scratched Consulting Center SPB - go to [***] with your suggestions!!! This imagination ruined me, goats."

Question of substance.
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5 signs of any disorder:
1st A whistleblower hanging in the phone all night.
Three Two crazy people.
4 is A man who doesn’t understand what he’s doing there.
5 is Meloman, trying to turn on music that only he likes.

Why do I play all the roles at once?
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Everything is understandable, but how one person plays the role "3. Two crazy alkas." and where p. 2nd

Capricorn has not slept! But it’s scary to say how grateful I am to the creators of the film “50 Shades of Grey!” I have in my online store intima sales so crazy! As if the ruble did not fall. And the main thing - orders all in the deep night or in the morning - when people from the cinema come and decide that they really need it... Go, see if... the movie is...

My friend bluntly congratulated the 23rd men, a large group, 38 congratulated.
The idea is to give cups with a drawing shown by the heat. until the cup is not heated - monotonous, a boiling cup is poured - a picture appeared.
The drawings were carried out by one of the ladies, drawing on the owners. This was done in a company engaged in similar activities and gave them 38 boxes of cups.
I remind you, cups in cold form - without pictures, who belongs to - is unknown. To boil water, pour water into cups, identify the owner. And there was a discussion, not a picture, but who exactly was depicted. That is 38 times. Greatly distracted.

Not the major:

Who is suffering from the sharing of expenses in the family? There is a simple scheme... we work.
In general, I earn a hundred and a few thousand rubles, my husband - two hundred and a few thousand rubles (honestly, I don't even know what). And, believe me, we don’t care about the family budget at all. From the word "total". Whoever goes to the store pays. We go together - pay the one who is more convenient (the wallet closer, more cash, etc.). We don’t spend money on each other either. And we won’t be upset if somebody suddenly loses a source of income.

Warning comments: No, we are not major. No, they have not eaten. Yes, we know that "half-country has now cursed us". No, we are not to blame. We just worked a lot and well in our time to make it so. I recommend. It really helps.

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Not the half of the country, but 99.9%. I have an office of 2700 people. Such salaries only from the general director and commercial (technical is not a bit extended). Well, of course, in my time for almost 2 bets I worked badly...

About the dreams. I had a young man, once I was staying with him and I dreamed of a dream, as he speaks ugliness to me and my girlfriend. As if he said to me:" Here you are so stupid. Olga is such a fool. I just can’t imagine how you can be so stupid". We wake up in the morning and he says to me "I dreamed that you were so eager to me".))) I wept in response: "But I didn’t have to call me a fool with Olya".))))

Talk about lunch kissing.

In fact, if you have decided to build "gentlemen", then do not forget that you should first ask for permission to kiss the limb.
And for business etiquette - yes, it is a crying violation.

Give me coffee, please.
Is it natural or soluble?

We have read your links here.
Binded in a mummy, tied to the bed, on the eyes a sleep mask, instead of a scotch valve. The situation is: no more. I got upset, turned on music, went to the kitchen for fruit and thought about what to do next. I had a stomach and it lasted for a long time. When I came back, my sister was already asleep. and covered. In the morning, she said she hadn’t slept so long ago.
Fuck what it is.

%) >_<
One day in the winter school, I walked out of the house and went to the platform.
On the way, he went into the food store, bought a pot of Pepper without caffeine (a golden bottle) and, after purchasing, went on drinking.
I see the police bowl passing by stalled and pressed to the side. From the bean comes out a guy (P) in shape and with a machine machine and streams toward me, permeating me with a joyful look.
Q: Welcome to you!
I am: Good night :)
Q: Rush... — a careful look at the bowl, pause. Emma, what is it today! to Goodbye.
It turns and goes back into the beetle.
I: Goodbye to you!
xd

This is what I will tell you about business women.
There was one lady in our office. Beautiful, wellined, about thirty but looks like 25. The boss always pulled her into negotiations as a secretary. She said, “What a fool". Sometimes on the negotiations coffee tapped, repelled the calls of the "ex director".
This blonde idiot, in addition to having graduated from law with distinction, spoke English, French, Italian freely, had the most genuine memory and a well pumped brain. Responding to the calls of the "ex" and "lovees" at the negotiations, she consulted with her department (which recruited and built his work itself), and cleaning the dishes in minutes learned something new about partners / competitors. This "secretary" eventually had a small, but share in the business!
He is now married, babysitter twins and comes to us occasionally. Probably, if she and the chef were not engaged in building materials, but in oil, Obama would have brought her coffee to the office.
By the way, accidentally checked, the school problem of geometry for 9th grade was solved quickly :)
This is an outstanding case, but it also happens.
Instead of her now smiling, cheerful and very benevolent, the soul of the company, a beautiful man. Very simple-minded in the appearance of an evil, ugly system analyst.

Those who have turned the world’s best supercitationist into a forums, I beg you to die in torment.
In order for you to live a lifetime dumb and broken, so that with your opinion no one ever considered, so that you forget the letters, push your hands back into your ass. I want to bluff. It is no longer hot, for @$$

Jen Psaki is leaving her job due to pregnancy.

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I understand why she was so dumb. During pregnancy, I couldn’t even think about the sequence of three actions, the brain just becomes. In the work of the PPS as a hindrance, barely reached the decree.

<Wuiss> Drawed a comrade asking to pick up an IPS to pull his home computer with a monitor for three hours.
<Wuiss> Advised him a gasoline generator. It will come cheaper.

There was a message, a typical Nigerian spam: “Congratulations, you are one of the lucky ones, I am the creative director of the company Adobe, we need your pictures in the anniversary video of Photoshop for the broadcast of the Oscar, no time to explain, urgently give the number of the account where you can send money” etc. Well, laughed and forgot. But the letters continued to come. Okay, they started to find out what. It was not spam.

Comments on the news about the care of Psaka due to pregnancy:
XXX: Maybe at least it will get smarter and better, finally!
Yyy: It is a pity that neither Kiselev nor Zhirik can get pregnant.