[23:46:35] <Unicornix> and did you know that only a hundred bricks look like a nickel-sized barrel?
[23:47:09] <Trener> Who has scared you so much?

Neradence: Relatives are worse than the element. Not to hide from relatives. ><

Ajze: I want to go to the oceanarium, but somehow the prices bite
Ajze: hm... and for children - disabled and accompanying tickets of 10 rubles
Ajze: what do you think, the ad "I am looking for a child - a disabled to go to the oceanarium" looks very strange?

My mother is a simple man. When I was a child and picked her up, she asked, “Did Zaebal not run through?”
After some time, when she began to catch me, I did not endure and without a matte, but asked, “Did I not run?”
“I ran, I was looking for you,” she replied.

From the website of advertisements, spelling saved: I can send by mail for a false payment

I add :

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Beef from local farms, chicken from local poultry farms, as well as pork from a large local factory. Local milk

Tell us where you live, we will move to you all over Russia.
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I don’t know what region the author was talking about, but we in the south of the Irkutsk region have all the above-mentioned local, and all producers have branded stores or departments where they sell their products at a minimum price. Welcome to :)

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The Chelyabinsk region is also all of this local, plus a bunch of food industries like the same Macfa. It has almost everything in its own, too. What you had in the nearby castle was "unprofitable to open production" and everything was taken from Europe - thank the officials. Better not to go here.)

She boasts a new girl:
XHH: I generally have quite extensive concepts of mimicry. In addition to cats, dogs and other furry creatures, there are also non-living objects, especially all kinds of abandoned and fucking objects. Surprisingly looks: under the photo of some dark factory, a former secret object, etc., among the comments: "the truth!", "darkness!", "epic" to see her "Utibo-Earth, it would have been ^^".

In the Russian 500-thousand generally pay 30-50 chargers for average volumes. Right to the point of 40.

Where is it? Or I'll give up this design for 35 a month to go to the carrier for 50

XHH: Has it happened that someone from one glance burned in you a shit and bite?
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My father was strict. Sometimes, you play, some important thing you do not do, then catch a disgusting look - and immediately "wish", and "wish" it is already itself.

For a week, someone is doing repairs, kick-stocks, screws, boom-booms. The walls are thin and you can hear everything.
The desperate scream of somebody from the neighbors "how did I borrow this repair!", and immediately the answer, such a bass "Yes, and I borrowed!", the first voice responds "but I do it!!and "

Youth is a stretched width, old age is untouched.

Friday, the end of the working day. Three friends-managers (white collars) decided in the morning to start for winter fishing... and the moth did not buy. 15 minutes before the closing. As they were all in costumes, without clothes they catch the service Volga (black) and fly to the "Fishes".
And near the "Fisholov" has stuck a haishnik and sells a striped stick.
According to the managers:
- We get out of the car, in costumes, without a coat and run to the entrance, and the haishnik is on our way! Picture: Mint begins to pull money out of all his pockets and throw it under his feet, and push his feet under the car. His whole life shone before his eyes!

I wonder why we can't import fruits that we don't grow, natural cheese and sausage from meat, but here's a clock for half a million euros - how much you want!

by Andrew (c)

Bones: I watch the butterfly take care of the LED lamp, and the insects will now die painfully from a stroke.

And nothing that the "most powerful" radio telescope works only for reception? You would at least read about it in the wiki before you get embarrassed!
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They were frightened by the terrible wifai and fled from him. Imagine how these wilds would react to a radio telescope. In matches, as you can see, they do not understand.

I have Wi-Fi, connect to me
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
xxx - he has no password, I lazy to put it

Blind dismantled the floor of the wall, thought the wire heated,
And the fly got into the bullet, and it stumbled there.)
The cock!! Lose it all back.

We’re in the ass, but it’s
large and spacious, it has 11 time zones and climate - from subtropical to subarctic

to this:

Manager: The developers gave me an estimate of 160 people-days. I rounded it for the employer. Up to 320.
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Young and green! On pi, on pi must be multiplied. If you are a great optimist, then on e.

The joke:
If the proof falls from the fact that the junior is stupid, it means that the stupid is not a junior.

Manager: The developers gave me an estimate of 160 people-days. I rounded it for the employer. Up to 320.