You know, I have a weak stomach, so I carry it with me.

ealand: yes nichren))) when you really have a weak stomach, then you do not carry wipes and smoothies with you, but on the way home-work with a metric accuracy you know the location of all the macdacs, WCs with toilets, public varieties, and more or less thick bushes))

From the forum, from the branch about the color of the computer's body and the effect of color on overheating filling:
asd20avz: The temperature inside the case really depends on its color. If the body has become bright red, there is a reason to think about the temperature, or it flows to the floor with a metal peel.

to this:
You are strange:
What people went for:

Only a girl should take a shower before going to the bathroom with a guy
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In fact, everyone, according to the idea, should go into the shower before the bathroom, so as not to smell the entire washing machine.
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Like in the bath and washing! You don’t go anywhere before the shower to not smell the whole shower?
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You just need to wash frequently enough to not smell when trying to wash.

The golden rule when moving: the router is turned off first and last.

Q: Do you know how to swing? I need a detail.)
See also: Nea
I am so fucking) :
Damn, I can...

Tech support, meaningless and merciless.

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"Love yourself, sneeze on everyone, and success awaits you in life" (c) Chart number 13.
Yes, and the generation grew up and only this phrase from the cartoon and remembered.
And I liked the eight there, he was nice and loved sugar.

News "In China, BMW makes unmanned Baidu"

The comments:

xxx: I hope that in the title the emphasis on the first slang, rather than the phrase “unmanned Baidu” will have a second meaning.

YYY: What do you have against the unmanned bayda?

zzz: The unmanned bidou has already been patented in Rosnano and will soon start production at the plant in Tolyatti.

Another pearl of marketing.
A box with a remedy against cockroaches, such round black pieces. On the box the inscription: "Regulator of the breeding of cockroaches". Immediately imagined a spin with divisions and inscriptions "more" and "less". And cockroaches interact with a given frequency. And the buttons "out" are not! How do I develop it now?

XXX was O_O. I get my laundry clothes out of the laundry, and there is a socks. Not my unknown shoe. It turned out, of course, my own, but it is a feeling as if the washing machine has finally begun to GIVE, not just take...

My favorite said:
Her friend on May holidays quarreled with her husband, gathered things, the child and left the house. He now lives in a rented apartment. No phone calls from my husband since May. One day, my friend calls me:
My husband sent me flowers.
He wants to reconcile...
In the shuffle, it is crazy!!! to

"A new guy in the area! You need to break the guy that how" - so probably think some moms on the site. They surround the victim with a predatory smile and strike them to death with questions like, “How much is yours?” Have you already gone? He speaks? Sitting on the pot? Do you have a doctor?"

The new man resisted the attack and calmly:
"I have no child at all. This is my hallucination"
And then quietly, the most obstinate mom: "What, do you see him too?"

Roman Rosengurt

A familiar Israeli man, when he quarrels with someone, speaks in Arabic. It looks scary.
I wonder where he learned such an enemy language.
and nowhere. I know nothing Arabic except Salami.
When are you fighting?
It is just a set of sounds. I improvised. Israelis think I’m an Arab, Arabs think I’m a fool. Both are afraid to connect.

Roman Rosengurt

The overwhelming majority of teachers, staff and students of Samara State University support the creation of a unified Samara University on the basis of SamSU and SGAU.

Student: Since there is no majority of faculty and students sincerely supporting the association (although I know a couple of people who, in general, are not against this strange initiative), the rectorate seems to speak of the overwhelming majority in the meaning of the majority managed to suppress it.

Basically educational.
Three sisters can be married. Russian law prohibits marriage only with cousins.
The question of childbirth is resolved by consultation in the medical-genetic center. In the end, they can be adopted.
My mother, yes, I will not understand. Decide for yourself what is more important to you.

If all the points of a square are equally distant from the center, it is a circle. It is no longer a square.

Most of all, in church stories about shepherds and sheep, I find that sheep do not know what will happen to them next.
And the shepherd takes care of them, so that they can be slaughtered and eaten. It seems to me that Jesus was another troll.

What does the diet lead to?
Time to eat, I open the refrigerator: oh! The Oak! I take and here I understand that it is already sick from cucumbers, I put back.
I’m standing and thinking: what to eat! The Oak!
I close the refrigerator and I get to...

What people went:

Only a girl should take a shower before going to the bathroom with a guy
— — — —
In fact, everyone, according to the idea, should go into the shower before the bathroom, so as not to smell the entire washing machine.

This and all the other hernia:
XXX: A little about my work
XXX: Stepler is so interesting arranged...

First of all, such a job. And secondly, FAKVAŠUMAT, people!! Have you ever heard of the existence of books? One single smartphone can load an entire library, and never, NEVER! Do not miss!